Other Character Email Trogador/Royal Inbox
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Hey, email below the line using THIS. Also, put it at the bottom. I'll get to your email eventually, unless it's almost the same as another question/been answered already. But hey, maybe not, maybe I'll put a spin on it. But don't do it anyways. Or it's a week in the hotbox.
The Line!
can you do another 'The Dragon's Cult' song?'
HELP! An army of evil stinkoman are trying to kill everyone! I've almost been killed multiple times! To escape, take the route below!
Hardhat
Evil_Stinkoman_Attack_Shelter_Directions.exe
Deer!
Oh god, I think I hit a deer with my spaceship. Oh god what do I do.
Dear Torgador,
Please do a show about papercut safety. My 3 year old daughter recently got a papercut and it was
horrendous! If you could make an episode about papercut safety, it would make us feel much
better, and all the kids who watch your show would also know what to do in case of a papercut
and how to avoid them, a valuable little-known skill in today's world.
-A Concerned Mother
Dear Troggy,
My girlfriend dumped me because I like cats more than dogs. Help!
Signed
Chwokal
PS I hope this gets to you within the next 8 years, what with my super-slow instanet connection.
Dear Trogador,
Treehouses are awesome. Have you ever built one? There's this one in my neighbor's yard, from when the previous owners
had kids. I really wanna play in it but the neighbor is Old Man Grouchy. Owchie!
- 7 years old
Dear Trogador,
12
Dearest El Trogador,
I challenge you to a swordfight at dawn in a fortnight! Be prepared or be square.
El Consquestador!
Dear Trogador,
Band name? Band name.
Band name.
-Band Name
Dear rogador,
I hink my key is broken. Can you help me in this siuaion? I know you're no compuer repairmanman, bu sill.
~~Anhony
Trogador:
COME ON IN HERE
- Nick
Dear Trogador
We could grow a house
We could build a tree
I don't really care
Run away with me
- Your soulmate
GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
What a way to go!
GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
Meet So-and-So!
- Sounds of the Strong Bad (or: Classical Music vol. 8)
This poetry accurately describes what we are doing to your Email Show.
It hasn't been pulling in good enough ratings, so we have to kick you off our web service.
Have you ever been river rafting?
Dear Trogador,
They have really cool play structures in my playground, but they're going to tear them down and replace it with plastic garbage! Help!
- 7 years old
Why is the sandbox all messy? Every time I try and build something, the kids playing Spacemen always go out of their way to screw it up!
- 7 years old
Dear Trogador,
What would Challenge City be like if you were mayor?
Tic-tac-toe,
Stinkoman
I've noticed that your house is always messy. You should buy some robots to clean up after you guys.
Signed,
Not A Robot Salesman
Dear Trogador, protector of challenge City,
PLEASE LET ME DIE
- Mr.Bossman, owner of Fluffy Puff
Dear Trogador, here's a COMPUTER VIRUS FOR THE COMPUTER
DRAGONS OR ANYTHING THAT LIVES CANNOT CATCH IT
Bluebry
I LOVE YOU
Dearest Trogodor, Do you like lemonade? You should make lemonade!
You could sell it to people, fer seriously!
Just make sure it's clean or people could DIE...
-Your Friend
Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich Von 99 Luftballons Und dass sowas von sowas kommt 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All Darum schickte ein General Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war Dabei war da am Horizont Nur 99 Luftballons 99 Duesenjaeger Jeder war ein grosser Krieger Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht Dabei schoss man am Horizont Auf 99 Luftballons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFpu0ROaPLQ
HAZ YOU EVUR BEAN lol) TO C UR CREATOR, NOID? MAYBEEEEEEEE U SHUD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SENDING EMAILS
Dear Trogador,
Maybe you should send all your excess stuff to charity! I hear it nets you big points in karma.
Love,
Francisca
Dear Trogador,
You never answer my Emails on time! You couldn't save my life! Now I'm a cyborg mattress salesman... and you'll do something about it, or I'll release this to the public!
[18:44] <Trogador> Seriously, man, if you want me to endorse a product or anything, I'll do it [18:44] <Trogador> Just get out of my face [18:44] <Trogador> and or computer screen �00[18:45] <Chwokal> How abut...matresses? [18:46] <Trogador> Mattresses? �00[18:46] <Chwokal> I'm a matress salesman, along with a miracle of modern science. [18:46] <Trogador> Well [18:46] <Trogador> Uhh [18:46] <Trogador> I'd rather not endorse mattresses �00[18:46] <Chwokal> Well why not? [18:46] <Trogador> I sleep in a nest you see, for good reason �00[18:46] <Chwokal> .... [18:47] <Trogador> When I was a kid... [18:47] <Trogador> I... [18:47] <Trogador> Uhh... �00[18:47] <Chwokal> dude, on your email show �00[18:47] <Chwokal> i saw your bedroom �00[18:47] <Chwokal> you have a pretty sad matress [18:47] <Trogador> I thought you didn't watch, liar? [18:47] <Trogador> And don't you want to hear my surprising revelation? �00[18:47] <Chwokal> I saw a clip of your Cribz episode. �00[18:48] <Chwokal> You probably don't remember that either. [18:48] <Trogador> I remember Bubs tearing apart my entire house as a result of that �00[18:48] <Chwokal> So, why don't you want to endorse matresses? [18:49] <Trogador> Uhh [18:49] <Trogador> I sort of [18:49] <Trogador> kind of [18:49] <Trogador> wet the bed until I was 60 �00[18:49] <Chwokal> 60!? �00[18:49] <Chwokal> That's HOW much of your life!? [18:49] <Trogador> Uhh] [18:49] <Trogador> Well, Adors reach the human 20 at 80 [18:49] <Trogador> so... [18:50] <Trogador> I have no idea man �00[18:50] <Chwokal> So, in human terms, you wet the bed until 17. [18:50] <Trogador> ... [18:50] <Trogador> ... [18:50] <Trogador> ... [18:50] <Trogador> yes- Chwokal!
Hey Troggador!
You said you'd tell the story of my ever-dwindling (whatever that means) IQ (whatever that is) again. So, I sent you an Email about it. Hope you remember!
Thanks,
Clyde
PS. sorry I forgot your non-email show email address
Dear Trogador,
Have you ever been to summer camp?
If not, please do. It'll be hilarious watching an old man like you go to a children's summer camp.
With Laughter,
SPAC ENVADER
Dear Trogador,
Dear TROGADOR,
How is the economy treating you?
From Data
Dear Trogador
In this email I have enclosed a treasure map, which is a map of the Seven Natural Wonders of The World Treasure. You must find an object that resembles the place:Use these items at Wonder Door then unlock the treasure. Good Luck!
- An Ancient Tablet (Grand Canyon)
- Fish Scale (Great Barrier Reef)
- A Steering Wheel (Harbour of Rio)
- An Ice Block From The Very Top (Mount Everest)
- A Bottle of Lights (Northern Lights)
- A Bundle of Ash (Parícutin volcano)
- A Blade of Grass from One of The Islands (Victoria Falls)
Explorer Sam attachment file.treasure map
care credit
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Play Salieri.
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hey trogador u rawkk hard man
My name is Emily
I was born without eyes and a nose
When I was 7, I was hit by a car
If you don't email this to five people, then at midnight tonight I'll appear by your bed.
Hey Trogador
Do You Watch Youtube?
From- INNER BAD
Soup, Trogador?
How do you hold the TrogPilot? With your hand, or do you have it lying on a table or something?
If you hold it in your hand, how can you see it? Your arm is on your back.
-Alms
Dear Trogador,
Being a dragon like yourself, I wonder. Was there a dragon uprising before 20X6?
I hope so, because I'd be so down with that! Dragons unite!
-Zarel from the year 2010
