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Not Qute So Nebulon Email 13 1/2: "reel deal"

Nebulon enters a film festival. Ghype and Charles follow. Your voting action is required.

Cast (in order of appearance): Nebulon, Charles, Ghype, Announcer, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, The King of Town, Saargtsson, The Liekand, An Ice Machine, Harvax XVII, Ekersby,

Kevin, Wiki User Judges

Places: Stage, Tampo's Warehouse, The King of Town's Castle, Hallway, Ekersby's Warehouse

Date: October 19, 2005

Length: 167 Lines

Transcript

{Nebulon, Charles and Ghype are backstage at a stage.}

NEBULON: Wow, it was worth breaking canon to come here.

GHYPE: This Film Fest 20X6 is awesome! I got myself a cool hat!

CHARLES: I stored all our videos in my celluar brain.

{Cut to front of stage.}

ANOUNCER: Thank you, Tampo, for your film "The Joys of Checking Emails and Not Working." Next up, we have Nebulon and Ghype!

{Clapping. Nebulon walks up on stage.}

NEBULON: Hi, guys. I made a film for you all tonight.

ANNOUNCER: It's 3 in the afternoon.

NEBULON: Does it matter? Anyway, here's my film "A Day In Tampo's Warehouse."

{Fade into a screen.}

NEBULON: {voiceover} I recently used a bug to sneak into Tampo's warehouse at night...

TAMPO: Time to do evil things that I consider good. I sure hope there are no spies watching me!

{Close up on a small, robotic, Nebulon.}

TAMPO: But first, I must discuss them with Brody...

{Brody appears.}

TAMPO: ...and Stlunko.

{Stlunko appears.}

NEBULON: {narrating} The Axis of Evil discussed their evil, awesome things.

TAMPO: ...and that's how we get free cotton candy.

STLUNKO: I will begin working on the giant machine.

NEBULON: {narrating} Very evil. And very awesome.

BRODY: We're out of sugar.

TAMPO: Out of sugar? How can this be?

BRODY: Well...

{Cut to twenty Stobats around a pile of sugar.}

STOBAT: This bone tastes like it could be sweet!

{Cut back.}

TAMPO: We'll have to GET some sugar, then!

STLUNKO: I have a machine that will convert starch to sugar. And I have plenty of bread.

TAMPO: No, that's too complicated. We must set fire to Australia, where most sugar cane is located!

BRODY: This plan doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

NEBULON: {narrating} They soon slept. The next day, much more was revealed about Tampo's secret life.

TAMPO: {behind closed door} Brody? Stlunko? What have you done to my Cerbellum Moisteriser?

BRODY: That was what it was?

{Cut to table.}

STLUNKO: Breakfast is served.

TAMPO: What is this? This isn't imported krill like you promised!

BRODY: This is even less of a breakfast...

{The plates show metal parts in pancakes.}

STLUNKO: I am sorry. I thought you would like to try what I ate.

TAMPO: We don't really eat... I mean, maybe Brody can, but both of us lack... mouths...

STLUNKO: True.

{Cut to big field filled with all of the minions from levels 1-3.}

BRODY: ...and one, and two! Work those hinges slash body slash... mass!

{Groans from minions, chickens and clouds.}

TAMPO: You want to grow up big and strong like us, right?

{Cut to hole.}

BRODY: Why are we falling down a hole?

TAMPO: It's a wacky antic! I was answering emails.

STLUNKO: I suppose I must use some deus ex machina.

NEBULON: {narrating} I saw many other, shocking things that day. But the most shocking... was this one.

{Cut to a post with a picture of Nebulon with a vacant expression at the top.}

TAMPO: Laserball practice!

BRODY: Leg practice!

STLUNKO: Hand practice.

MECHANICAL NEBULON: YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS!

{Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko look at him. The screen turns to static. Cut back to Nebulon on stage.}

GHYPE: And now, my pleasant ladies and gents, allow be to present one of the most magnificent films ever created!

NEBULON: Kangaroo Jack?

GHYPE: No! Mine is called "How the King of Town Died!"

{Cut to the King of Town in his castle.}

THE KING OF TOWN: Do hoo hoo hoo! Time to check my emails and use some food related jokes! Doo hoo hoo!

{Saargtsson breaks in through the wall.}

SAARTSSON: I have recieved ordersss to kill you by an omnipotent force.

HOMSAR: {from corner} DaAaAaAa! I agree not to take any offence!

SAARTSSON: I wasss told to burn your fridge!

THE KING OF TOWN: Dooo hoo hoo hoo! Not the turkey!

{The King of Town's roof blows off.}

THE LIEKAND: Whoa! That was really, really cool.

THE KING OF TOWN: Are you going to kill me, too?

THE LIEKAND: Actually, I just wanted a sandwich, but, sure, I'll kill you.

{Ice comes through the window.}

AN ICE MACHINE: En-ICE! A perfect shot. Which one of you PUNKS is the King of Town?

THE KING OF TOWN: Not me! Doo hoo hoo! It's him! {He points to Saargtsson.}

AN ICE MACHINE: Thanks!

SAARGTSON: What? No, it's him!

THE KING OF TOWN: Uh... lies!

AN ICE MACHINE: I'll kill both of you! And that floating camer- ICE!

{Ice flies in three directions. The camera goes black. Cut back to the Stage.}

GHYPE: It that was not the best thing you have ever seen, do-

CHARLES: I also have a film.

NEBULON: Does it involve violent death of the camera?

CHARLES: No. It involves things on fire, though.

NEBULON: SIGN ME UP!

CHARLES: This film is called "Harvax's Wrong Turn."

{Cut to a title screen that shows "Harvax's Wrong Turn!" Fade to Harvax walking along a hallway.}

HAVAX XVII: Oh no! It's an intersection. Let's see what this sign says.

{Zoom up on the sign.}

HARVAX XVII: This sign is easy to navigate. Left is labeled "society." Right is labeled "certain death."

{Harvax turns right. A laugh track plays. Fade to Harvax walking again.}

HARVAX XVII: Oh no! It's a machine that shoots fire. Let's see if it's an illusion or not.

{He walks into the fire.}

HARVAX XVII: NOT AN ILLUSION!

{Laugh track. Cut to Ekersby.}

EKERSBY: I SURE HOPE NO ONE VISITS ME WHILE I'M COMPENTLATING EXISTANCE.

{Harvax walks in.}

HARVAX VII: Did I make... a wrong turn?

{Laugh track.}

EKERSBY: YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.

{He has his Uptants shoot something.}

EKERSBY: LAUGH TRACK ANHILLIATED.

HARVAX XVII: This is not my home.

EKERSBY: NO WAY. YOUR POWERS OF DEDUCTION ARE AMAZING.

RANDOM VOICE: RANDOM ENDING OF THE FILM!

{Cut back to the Stage.}

NEBULON: Did you and Ghype switch films?

CHARLES: Yes. How did you tell?

JUDGES: Time for judging! Okay, dumb audience. You'll be voting! Which film was the best?

{Buzzing is heard. Cut to backstage.}

NEBULON: So my film is obviously going to win.

GHYPE: NOT LIKELY! In fact, the film I stole from that bucket of bolts will win.

CHARLES: Wrong. My stolen film will win.

{Kevin runs over.}

KEVIN: Oh no. It is our enemy.

NEBULON: ...who are you?

KEVIN: Harvax? HEY, HARVAX!

{Harvax walks in.}

HARVAX XVII: I voted on "Harvax's Wrong Turn." How about you?

KEVIN: Wha- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR MY FILM!

HARVAX XVII: I don't vote for things that suck.

{A title screen pops up saying "The Mystery of Level 19."}

{Kevin walks out of an elevator that stops at room 19.}

KEVIN: Oh no. Something is amiss.

{The credits roll.}

HARVAX XVII: Um...

NEBULON: Who ARE you?

CHARLES: And why are you acting horrendously out of character?

JUDGES: JUDGING IS OVER! WE'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE THIRD PLACE WINNER!

CHARLES: You may wish to perfect your third place speech... sandbag.

JUDGES: COME ON UP, NEBULON!

{Recorded applause. Cut to the stage.}

JOSHUA: Hello, Nebulon. I rule Tampo's universe. I voted for your film, because it will raise popularity of-

{Joshua is carted off.}

JUDGES: YOU GET THE BRONZE "1 VOTE" AWARD!

NEBULON: Wow. I feel so honored.

{He is carted off as well. Next, Charles appears on stage.}

HEAD JUDGE: While you were watching a huge alien get carted off in an absymally small cart, we announced second place. The judges voting for this one?

{Lunar Jesters walks up.}

LUNAR JESTERS: Hi, Charles. I don't have much time, I have to make announcements on how the next edit by me will be delay-

{A Hearvy Lorde falls on him. Shim-Sham-Sam walks up.}

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: He's OK!

HEAD JUDGE: Did you check for a pulse?

CHARLES: I would like my metal.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Yeah, checking vital signs can be delayed for later. Anyway, great film, Charles. Now I have to go - {new voice} -help Steve organize a great dance. He is the best.

{He dissappears.}

HEAD JUDGE: Enjoy your metal, Charles. Goshvelocity.

CHARLES: What-

{He dissappears as well.}

JUDGES: FIRST PLACE GOES TO...

{Cut backstage.}

KEVIN: Outta my way, sandbag!

JUDGES: GHYPE FOR "HOW THE KING OF TOWN DIED!"

KEVIN: Gosh darnit!

{He dissappears. Cut to the front.}

HEAD JUDGE: First place is an honor. Who voted?

{H*R 700, The Noid, and Ekul appear.}

H*R 700 and THE NOID: Wait, we were voting? On films? Uh oh...

EKUL: (I'm a penguin. Do you expect me to exersize good jugement?)

{They sit down.}

HEAD JUDGE: We hoped you liked this "reel deal." Join us next time for other awesome shows, such as "Don't Die, Lemon Pie" and "How the King of Town Was Going to Die", a shock-u-mentery.

GHYPE: Buy a pocket PC!

{Off screen laughing as we zoom into Ghype's. The sceen freezes, and the Pocket PC displays "The End."}

Poll

THE POLL IS NOW CLOSED.

A Day In the Life of Tampo: Joshua, your master.

How the King of Town Died: Ekulsig2.jpg∞, The Noid, H*R 700

Harvax's Wrong Turn: Lunar Jesters, SHIM-SHAM-SAM

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Pocket" to see Nebulon in a room with Joshua.

JOSHUA: So naturally, I nominated him for another award, because you have to get all the rewards, right? But I came in second place so...
{Joshua keeps talking while Nebulon is snoring.}

Fun Facts


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