Other Character Email The Unguraits/Death Seed Virus
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The Unguraits answer 2 emails!
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Death Seed Virus, The Homestar Runner, Kyle, The Homeschool Winner, KOKOR, KOKOR's Minion
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: U-N-G-U-R-A-I-T-S! E-M-A-I-L!
Unguraits, If you are reading this e-mail then you have been infected with the Death Seed virus, which originated on the planet Hydrox 6 before it came to earth. You have an hour to live before you die. -Rya
UNGURAIT #1: You have got to be freaking kidding me. {The DSV appears} Who are you?
DEATH SEED VIRUS: I am the Death Seed Virus! Prepare for anaialation!
UNGURAIT #1: Just what we need.
{Things go glitchy as the DSV grows to a large size. The Steely turns into a robotic Homestar Jr. and the wall turns into a lava fall.}
DEATH SEED VIRUS: HA HA HA! I shall rule the world while you suffer!
UNGURAIT #1: There are way too many bad guys in this email show.
DEATH SEED VIRUS: HA HA HA HA HA!! Now to send you four into oblivion! {Waves his Stenthos faster and faster until the Unguraits vanish} Now there is no way they can stop me! I'll rule the world while they are in...the past!
{Cut to the Old-Timey field.}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Who are you?
UNGURAIT #1: We are the Unguraits: Bandits from the future.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why are you you here?
UNGURAIT #1: We were sent here by the Death Seed Virus.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: The what?
{Back in the present...}
KYLE: I wonder where th Unguraits aaaaa-! THE DEATH SEED VIRUS!!!
DEATH SEED VIRUS: That's right! I have sent those meddlesome bandits to the past, as you will be as well. {Waves his Stenthos faster and faster until Kyle vanishes} Now that those meddlers are gone, I shall--{falls} Ahh! {gets up}
{back in the past...}
KYLE: Unguraits! Unguraits!
UNGURAIT #1: Kyle? Did the Death Seed Virus send you here, too?
KYLE: Yeah. I feel we'll never get back to the future.
UNGURAIT #1: Luckily, I've found this guy who has created a time machine!
THE HOMESCHOOL WINNER: I just calculated--
UNGURAIT #1: Yeah, that's great. Now off we go!
{Cut to the field (Which is now virus'd) in the present. The Unguraits and Kyle appear in a white flash.}
UNGURAIT #1: How are we gonna stop the Death Seed Virus?
KYLE: I don't know, but we'd better do it before-QUACK!
UNGURAIT #1: Quack?
KYLE: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
UNGURAIT #1: Oh, crap! We'd better go before--{Ungurait #4 disappears} oh, double crap! Let's go! {they leave. Cut to the {ahem} Robot Homestar Jr.} We're here to stop you Death Seed Virus!
DEATH SEED VIRUS: How did you get here? No matter. {Begins waving his Stenthos.}
UNGURAIT #1: Oh no you don't! {throws theRobot Homestar Jr. at his Stenthos, knocking it off.}
DEATH SEED VIRUS: What? No!
UNGURAIT #1: We're sending you back where you came from! {waves the Stenthos faster and faster}
DEATH SEED VIRUS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {disappears and everything goes back to normal}
UNGURAIT #2: Where'd he go?
UNGURAIT #1: Back to where he came from.
{Cut to Hydrox}
KOKOR: So how's the plan going?
KOKOR'S MINION: Well--{DSV crashes on the base} What was that?
DEATH SEED VIRUS: {offscreen} Now I shall rule Hydrox! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
KOKOR: OH CRAP!
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Rya, Hydrox, KOKOR, and his minion are from Bonus Stage.
