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1-UP EMAIL 111!

1-Up is in danger. But, what kind of danger? 1-Up also meets the Debug Force, regaining their control of the Star Power by getting the broken talismans.

Cast (in order of appereance): Omega, Delta, Alpha, Beta, Yuta, Sigma, Gamma 002, Eta, 1-Up, 40X6 1-Up, 40X6 Pan Pan, 40X6 Jaro, Old-Timey Strong Bad (Easter Egg), Old-Timey Yuta (Easter Egg), Old-Timey Omega (Easter Egg)

Transcript

{Cuts to Omega, Yuta, Beta, Delta and Alpha at a long table in a dark room}

OMEGA: {sighs} Another failed attempt at getting Stinkoman's power.

DELTA: I cannot beleive we're losing to a stupid pudding-eater.

{Suddenly, three knives come out from behind Omega. Omega dodges all three and they stab the table}

YUTA: What? Who was that?

OMEGA: Oh, those are some goons I hired. We no longer need the Ungurait Pharoah's service.

BETA: Who are they?

{The camera zooms in behind Omega, and three pairs white eyes open up to reveal that three robots are standing in the shadows}

OMEGA: They like to be called Sigma, Gamma 002 and Eta.

SILLHOUTED ROBOT #1: Nice to meet you.

OMEGA: Capture 1-Up and the Lappotron! And remember that this time, failure is not an option!

SILLHOUTED ROBOTS: Yes, sir.

{The three dark robots teleport out of the room in a dark beam of light. The Debug Force laughs and the screen fades to black. Cut to 1-Up walking over to his laptop computer and sitting on the stool. The camera zooms in on 1-Up}

1-UP: {singing} Puddding to the snail! Pudding to the email, dawg!

{The following email pops up}

Dear 1-up,
You are in terrible danger! Go to the nearest shelter quick!
Go NOW!.
-Name Confidential

1-UP: {reads email} Dear 1-Up. You are in terrible danger. Go to the nearest shelter, quick. Go now. Name confidential. {typing} Mr. Confidental, that was a terrible thing to name your son. "Name"? Who calls themself that?

{1-Up clears the screen and starts typing again}

1-UP: {typing} Yeah, I guess I probably am in danger. Ever since the Debug Force came to 20X6, I've had a lot of stuff to worry about. I mean, Sticklyman still has the K.E.N unit and is probably hiring more henchmen, by the minute, to go after Stinkoman and me. But, what is hiding under a shelter gonna do about?

{The camera zooms out. Stinkoman walks onscreen and looks down at 1-Up}

STINKOMAN: Hey, kid! There's nuclear bomb challenge heading right for Stinkoman HQ! We must evacuate Challenge City!

{Stinkoman runs offscreen}

1-UP: What'd you say, Stinkoman? I was checking my email and couldn't hear a thing. {short pause} Anyway, let me just say...

{1-Up presses a button causing the email to erase with the Lappotron's latest technology}

1-UP: Deleted! {laughs} Okay, time to have some lunch. I think I'll have some pizza pudding and- WAH!

{A rocket with nuclear rocket symbol on it falls from the top of the screen with a "crash" sound effect. It falls to the ground and nothing happens}

1-UP: Wow. That's it?

{The nuclear bomb explodes and 1-Up flies offscreen}

1-UP: WAAAAAH!

{Cut to the three sillhouted robots, standing in a dark room. 1-Up flies in from the right part of the screen and lands on the ground}

SILLHOUTED ROBOT #1: Are you ready to face your doom?

SILLHOUTED ROBOT #2: We shall not lose this fight.

{The three sillhouted robots walk into the light where 1-Up is to reveal that they're wearing a multi-coloured mask each, with long brown cloaks}

ROBOT #3: You must die, Kidstar.

1-UP: I'm not Kidstar!

{1-Up gets up and attempts to spin-kick the robots. Robot #2 grabs 1-up's foot and smacks 1-Up against the ground}

1-UP: Who are you people?

ROBOT #2: We cannot reveal our true identities, until the time is right. But, until then, you can call us three of the five greatest challengers of 40X6.

1-UP: You're from 40X6, like the Debug Force?

ROBOT #1: Yes, but we are elite ninja-bots training in martial arts with our leader, Renor.

1-UP: And who's "Renor"?

ROBOT #3: Renor has been in third place in the five elite challengers and fighters, ever since 20X6. But in 40X2, he moved up to second place.

1-UP: Well, I'm fifth place in the five elite challengers and fighters of 20x6, after defeating the previous fifth place fighter known as Orano.

ROBOT #3: Orano? The zombie master?

1-UP: Yeah, that's him.

ROBOT #2: You know the great zombie master that once fought the chosen one in the early years of 20X6.

1-UP: Chosen one? Would that be me?

ROBOT #3: You?! YOU?! {laughs}

{The two other robots laugh too}

SIGMA: A stupid robot like you couldn't be the great one that was chosen by the Dark Elf to fight for justice in the future.

1-UP: Yup. That's me.

{Sigma (Robot #1), Gamma 002 (Robot #2) and Eta (Robot #3) all stare at 1-Up in surprise}

1-UP: I bet you diddn't see that one coming.

GAMMA 002: If you were the chosen one, that confronted Stinkoman in the pre-20X6 era, then why diddn't you confront us?

1-UP: Well, I lost my knowledge and smartness when I bumped my head in a field, and I lost my powers because I bumped my head in the Lava Zone. So then-

GAMMA 002: Enough!

SIGMA: Robot ninjas of the unknown! Attack the chosen one!

{Gamma 002 punch 1-Up repeatingly, and when he stops, Sigma blasts 1-Up in the face with a lasor-gun}

1-UP: Ow. Man, I got to get out of here and find shelter.

ETA: We were hired by the Debug Force to kill you, 1-Up, even if it risksour own existance.

1-UP: Who are you?

SIGMA: We cannot reveal our identities.

1-UP: Well, if you're going to kill me, then do it. It's the waiting I can't stand.

GAMMA 002: Hmm, perhaps we can come to a deal.

SIGMA: If you go back in time and collect the talismans of power in the early 20X6 before they're destroyed, then we'll spare you're life.

1-UP: And what if I don't?

ETA: A slow and painful death.

1-UP: Okay, fine. But, why are you being so nice?

SIGMA: There are forces beyond our own in the big universe.

GAMMA 002: You're only a kid, kid. Don't risk your life, when you can become the guy when you're older.

1-UP: The guy? I want to be the guy too.

ETA: Then, you will help us get those talismans.

1-UP: Yes, sirs.

{1-Up leaves}

SIGMA: {laughs} I can not beleive that he bought it.

ETA: Joke's on him. If he gives us the talismans, he'll just make his death come quicker.

GAMMA 002: The plan's going well.

{They all laugh in a maniac style. Cuts to 40X6 1-Up and 40X6 Pan Pan}

40X6 1-UP: I just hope that everything's going to be okay with my past self.

40X6 PAN PAN: I've given him many warnings before. In fact, he helped me when Tampo and Stlunko malfuntioned which started the robot revoloution.

40X6 1-UP: I just don't get how we're still alive.

40X6 PAN PAN: Let's see how the storyline is going with your past self.

{40X6 Pan Pan grabs a remote and a portal appears, a movie clip plays on the portal showing Stinkoman not being created}

40X6 1-UP: What I don't get is if Strong Bad died in 2005, how come he and Stinkoman still exist in 20X6.

40X6 PAN PAN: Strong Bad created a chemical based magic which allowed the timeline to revert to it's normal ways sometime around 20X5.

40X6 1-UP: But, if he reverted it back to the normal timeline. Wouldn't the split timeline cause a rip in the space time continuum.

40X6 PAN PAN: Precisely.

40X6 1-UP: Well, maybe we could get a minion of mine to type a message and time travel it to the Lappotron in 20X6.

40X6 PAN PAN: Yes, your majesty. I'll get on it right away.

{40X6 Pan Pan walks over to a computer and starts typing}

40X6 PAN PAN: {typing} Dear, 1-Up. You are in terrible danger! Go to the nearest shelter quick! Go NOW!

{40X6 Pan Pan presses a button and the email gets sent}

40X6 PAN PAN: Phew. I'm glad I've warned 1-Up's past self. Let's just hope he doesn't mistake the danger I'm talking about with a different danger.

{A 40X6 version of a Jaro bounces in, worried}

40X6 JARO: Pan Pan! The prisoners have escaped and have used a time travel device to go to 20X6!

40X6 PAN PAN: Oh no. Eta, Sigma and Gamma 002 could cause serious damage in the past with the help of the Debug Force. But, all the Debug Force wants is to take over the entire email show.

40X6 JARO: That's not all! But, they've made the rip in the space time continuum, much bigger then usual. In fact, it could destroy the entire wiki if it passed the limit.

{The 40X6 Jaro and 40X6 Pan Pan leave the room. Fade to black. The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

If you click on the top-right corner of the screen, you'll see an extra scene.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cuts to Old-Timey Strong Bad on his telegramophone}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: The Sneak, get me a telegram.

{The Sneak runs on and off the screen, giving Old-Timey Strong bad a peice of paper on the way}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Thanks, the Sneak.

Dear Sir Strong Bad, STOP.
You are in danger, STOP.
Go get shelter now, STOP.
Signed, Lord Confidential.

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: {manning the telegraph} Curses. Stop. Why do you have such a stupid last name? Stop. Maybe-

{A bomb comes in}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Wah! It's World War 2!

{The bomb explodes and the Strong Bad flies offscreen. Cuts to a dark room where two weird scientists are standing who look like Yuta and omega}

OLD-TIMEY OMEGA: It looks like the plan to destroy the sir Strong Bad was a success..

OLD-TIMEY YUTA: One day, we'll succeed in taking over the town.

OLD-TIMEY OMEGA: Yes, now let's go steal some eggs.

{Old-Timey Omega and Old-Timey Yuta walk offscreen}

Fun Facts

Trivia

Sigma, Gamma and Eta are also letters in the greek alphabet like Omega, Alpha, Beta and Delta.
This might be the beggining of three new unidentified super villians.
The easter egg is just a preview of my upcoming fanstuff, based on my old Old-Timey Strong Bad email show.
This storyline will hopefully lead into the Unguarit Email/1-Up Email crossover that me and Mr, Cradgage have been planning for some time.
Most of the time, I just do what the author of Bob and George does, make up some random stuff and then make up something that explains that stuff.
- As you can see, I'm not doing a very good job of it.

Self References

The idea of wiki users being identified by fictional characters in 40X6.
Changing the timeline and causing paradoxes is a common thing in 1-Up emails.
The fact that the easter egg has Old-Timey Strong Bad in it, is a reference to my old email show that starred Old-Timey Strong Bad.
Old-Timey Yuta and Old-Timey Omega are both scientists, probably referencing Strong Bad's interest in science to create Stinkoman in the pre-20X6 era.

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