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Saargtsson e-mail 1 - lava
Summary - An Inkjet Printer asks Saargtsson what living in lava is like, and he tells everyone about problems with his 'fridge.
Cast (in order of appearance) - Saargtsson, Fiery-Hot, Chorch
Page Title - Fiery 3X6!!!
Transcript
SAARGTSSON: {singing} Ohhhhh... {he holds out this note until he is finished typing total_saargmail.exe and sings the next part very quickly}, nowI'llcheckmyemail!
{He brings it on screen and reads the letter.}
Saargtsson,
What's it like living in luxury lava?
Laser Printer
SAARGTSSON: Luxury LAVA?! I don't live in lava, you not-dragon mortal, what do you think I am, some kind of cheap, gross Gaspeau or something? My fiery den is made out of melted red hot melted power crunches, which I have collected over my 319.226 years of living! Last time I checked, that Gaspeau was the only one with plain old lava... slob.
{He clears the screen.}
SAARGTSSON: But anyway Printerdude, while I clearly don't live in ordinary LAVA, I assure you that it's quite luxurious. You wouldn't believe how many peoples call asking to buy me and Fiery-Hot's sprawling lava world power crunch garden of power and luxury grounds.
{Cut to an office building, where Fiery-Hot is sitting at a secretary's desk. The phone on the desk rings, and Fiery-Hot picks it up.}
FIERY-HOT: Hello, you've reached the Saargtsson and Fiery-Hot Sprawling Lava World Power Crunch Garden of Power and Luxury Grounds... {He pants for a moment before continuing} How may I help you? {He pauses for a minute, and hangs the phone up} Hey, Saargtsson! Another person hung up while I was reciting the name...
{Cut back to Saargtsson at his Fiery 3X6.}
SAARGTSSON: Well, I never said we actually heard any of the callers... Except that one time Chorch asked us if our refrigerator was challenging, and then came over and started punching it...
{Cut to Saargtsson's kitchen, where Chorch is punching a fridge while Saargsston watches.}
SAARGTSSON: I think it's stopped running by now...
CHORCH: Shut up! I want to crush your spirit with my genius prank!
{Chorch punches it a few more times, and the camera cuts back to Saargtsson's computer.}
SAARGTSSON: So yeah, Inkjet Guy, ummm... what was your question? Uh, yeah, basically living in lava is luxurious, crunchy, and Chorch pummels my fridge on Wednesdays. Thank you, your total comes to one power crunch, please drive around to the second widnow.
{The Paper comes down, reading "E-mail Saargtsson... E-mail Saargtsson..."}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "luxurious" to see Fiery-Hot sitting at his desk for a few seconds, and the desk catching fire.
Fun Facts
- The power crunch craze is from the opening and closing animations to Level 4 in Stinkoman 20X6. It explains why Stinkoman didn't want 1-Up taking his power crunch to the lava zone, anyway.
- Chorch was trying to ask whether Saargtsson's refrigerator was running, but obviously messed it up.
- This is the first thing I've ever submitted to this site! Yay me!
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