Other Character Email The Unguraits/The Force

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The Unguraits use the force, unknowing of the horrors they unleash.

Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Sir Strong Bad Zombie, Army of the Undead, Shadowy Figure, Kyle

Transcript

UNGURAIT #1: Email is alive and well, and here's proof!

der jawas,
i dar u 2 use da Force!
may the Fowce be with u!

-not Samfhsdjkfdsahfads

UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Quit calling us Jawas! We are Unguraits! So the Force? Hmm...we'll go ahead and try. {They concentrate very hard. After 4 seconds, they begin sweating.} Screw it. We can't get anything to work with our force.

{Cut to a graveyard. Slowly zooming in on a grave labeled "R.I.P. - SIR STRONG BAD." A rotting gentleman's sport glove comes out of the ground. Then Sir Strong Bad's undead corpse comes out of the ground as several of the other old-timey zombies come out of the ground. (The Homestar Runner, Crontes Sevorn, The Lava Snake, etc.) Sir Strong Bad gets on top of an old, decaying pedastel (as the leader)}

SIR STRONG BAD ZOMBIE: We have finally risen from our long sleep. We shall rule the world. Noone can kill us, due to the fact that we're already dead. Let's attack!

{They march towards Free Country, USA. Cut to the Forretress of Wiki-Tude.}

SHADOWY FIGURE: I shall implant these new mind-control devices to rule the world! {Zombies crash through the wall.} Oh, come on! Zombies? This is just rediculous! {The zombies carry the Shadowy Figure.} Unhand me! I won't take this lying down! {Jumps to the floor and grabs a knife}

SICKLY SAM ZOMBIE: You think a mere knife can destroy us? We are zombies!

SHADOWY FIGURE: Oh right. I forgot.

SICKLY SAM ZOMBIE: Take them to the leader!

{Cut to the Graveyard. The zombies carry the Shadowy Figure and drop him on the ground.}

SIR STRONG BAD ZOMBIE: You are finally here.

SHADOWY FIGURE: What do you want from me?

SIR STRONG BAD ZOMBIE: I shall absorb your life energy and live again.

SHADOWY FIGURE: You don't want me. I'm a robot.

SIR STRONG BAD ZOMBIE: What's a robot?

SHADOWY FIGURE: A robot is a metal creature created by a person. It's not technically a living thing. However there are 4 living people at a house just a few blocks from here.

SIR STRONG BAD ZOMBIE: Where?

{Cut to the Unguraits' house. The Unguraits are watching TV. Zombies crash though the wall and kidnap the Unguraits. Cut back to the graveyard.}

UNGURAIT #1: Zombies? Our force must have worked!

SIR STRONG BAD ZOMBIE: Yes. And now I shall absorb your life force to become a living person again.

UNGURAIT #1: Crap. {Kyle comes in.}

KYLE: Use the force. {leaves}

UNGURAIT #1: We already knew that. {They concentrate. The zombies star to turn to dust.}

SIR STRONG BAD ZOMBIE: NO! I can't let you! Zombies! Get h--{His mouth desintigrates along with his entire body and the other zombies' bodies as well. Their bones drop to the ground.}

UNGURAIT #1: Well, that was less action-packed than I thought it'd be. {they leave}

{The Paper}