Other Character Email The Poopsmith/swap jobs
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Poopsmith Email #23
The Poopsmith wonders what would happen if he swapped jobs with somebody else.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, The King of Town, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Senor Cardgage(Easter egg)
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (Coming soon to cinemas near you AND cinemas far away from you! It's...an Email!) {clicks on "mrsmith_email.exe}
Dear Poopsmith,
If you could switch jobs with somebody, who would you
switch jobs with?
Yours,
Moe Judd.
THE POOPSMITH: {Typing} (Good question, ...Moerice? Moereuxgarde? Moeleen? If I could switch jobs with somebody it'd be the King of Town. He's a crappy guy with a great job, and I'm a great guy with a crappy job. Do the math.)
{Cut to the inside of the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is sitting in a throne, wearing the King of Town's red robe and crown}
THE POOPSMITH: (I'm the King of Town! I rule!)
{Cut to the Poopsmith's crap pile. The King of Town, without a crown or robe, is shoveling crap with the Poopsmith's shovel. His body. like the Poopsmith's, is a beige-ey colour.}
THE KING OF TOWN: I wish this stuff were edible!
{Cut back to the Boxor 186}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} (That'd be so awesome. But it might get a little boring just sitting in my throne and eating all day and all night long. Let's see...ooh! I've always wanted to work at the concession stand. Maybe I'd switch jobs with Bubs!)
{Cut to Bub's Consession Stand. The "Bubs' Conces5ion Stand" sign now reads "Smith's Conses5ion Stand". The Poopsmith is inside the stand, with no poop on his gloves. Homestar runs up to him.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, there, Smith. What have you got fow me today?
THE POOPSMITH: (Homestar should love this.) {He picks up his shovel and puts it in front of Homestar. The shovel has a price tag on it which says "$2T2.00"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, thanks! This is a porwfect borwfday pwesent fow Homsaw! (gives the Poopsmith some money) By the way, where did you get this shovel fwom anyways?
{Cut to the crap pile. Bubs is standing there wearing the Poopsmith's gloves}
BUBS: Hey! Where's my shovel?
{Cut back to the Boxor}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} (Yeah, that'd be so great. Well, I gotta go...do...stuff.) {He leaves}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "stuff" to see a poster for a play called "Gotta go do stuff" starring Senor Cardgage.
