Snowed In/Scene Four
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Summary
Character (In order of appearence): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Sad, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Narrator, The Evil Snowman, Tuxworth, Kaleb Rentpayer, Blue Knight, Trogdor, Marshie
Places: Strong Bad's House, Outside
Date: December 28, 2007
Transcript
{cut to the basement. Marzipan, Strong Sad, Coach Z, and The Poopsmith are in their same places. The power is back on, along with the TV.}
TUXWORTH: {from TV} Kaleb, I thought you were dead!
KALEB: {from TV} I'm not now!
MARZIPAN, STRONG SAD, AND COACH Z: {mildly laughing. The Poopsmith's feet shake}
STRONG SAD: {bored} Hey you know what's funny? Strong Bad's probably missing this.
{more mild laughter}
{cut back to the explorers. Bubs is still missing. The Evil Snowman has The Cheat and Homestar in his hands.}
HOMESTAR AND THE CHEAT: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
STRONG BAD: What are we gonna do?
STRONG MAD: I DON'T KNOW!
POM POM: {bubbles angerlly. He runs towards The Evil Snowman and ninja-kicks him in the face. Homestar and The Cheat fall to the ground with loud thumps.}
STRONG MAD: MY TURN! {runs forward and tackles The Evil Snowman, who then falls into the ground and becomes part of the snow.}
STRONG BAD: Let's get outta here!
{the characters run over the area where the snowman was and straight up to the house. Strong Bad pounds on the door as The Snowman begins to reform behind them.}
STRONG BAD: Homestar, where are your keys?
HOMESTAR: Keys? Oh! I forgot to tell you! I don't live here anymore! I live at Marzipan's now!
STRONG BAD: What??? You tell me this now??? {jumps up and starts to strangle Homestar}
THE CHEAT: {mumbling, sounds like, "Look out!"}
{suddenly, The Evil Snowman, who dissapeared offscreen roars tremendously. Strong Bad looks up, horified and let's go of Homestar. The Evil Snowman then smashes his giant fist down on Strong Bad. As the fist is lifted up, we see a smushed Strong Bad. The words, "Game Over" appear on screen. Zoom out to show this being played on Homestar's TV with Homestar and Strong Mad playing. The Cheat and Pom Pom are watching behind them}
STRONG MAD: {throws the controller down} I'M SO BAD AT THIS GAME!
HOMESTAR: Yeah, I'll say. Hey where's Strong Bad?
THE CHEAT: {mumbling, sounds like, "I don't know}
{pan to show Strong Bad pounding on the window outside with The Evil Snowman coming up from behind}
STRONG BAD: What the crap? Let me in! {turns around and see's the snowman} Waaaaaaaaah!
HOMESTAR: Oh yeah, I forgot we were still fighting that guy!
{cut to outside the house. Homestar, Strong Mad, The Cheat and Pom Pom run out.}
STRONG BAD: Well, it's about time!
HOMESTAR: Hiyah! {jumps up in the air and kicks The Snowman's face several times., he barely moves. He continues to kick}
STRONG MAD: THE CHEAT!
THE CHEAT: {mumbling, sounds like, "Yes sir!"}
{Strong Mad picks up The Cheat and shakes him.}
STRONG BAD: And throw!
{Strong Mad chucks The Cheat at The Snowman. The Cheat hits it's torso and explodes. Again, The Snowman barely moves. Homestar jumps down to the ground and looks back as the exploded The Cheat lands behind him}
HOMESTAR: Why can't we kill this guy?
THE CHEAT: {confused grumbling}
STRONG MAD: THE SNOW! THE SNOW!
POM POM: {continuous bubbling. Pom Pom pulls out another blue print which then fills the screen. A poorly drawn Snowman is drawn with lots of snow beneath him. The sun in then drawn and the poorly drawn snow melts, along with the Snowman. Zoom back out}
STRONG BAD: So we need to get the snow to melt?
HOMESTAR: How are we gonna do that?
STRONG MAD: FIRE! FIRE!
STRONG BAD: But who do we know that can breath fire? {a small bit of the Trogdor theme song plays} That's it!
{cut to the 8-Bit land of Peasantry (It too is all snowwy). Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Homestar, The Cheat and Pom Pom all appear in 8-Bit forms. An 8-Bit Evil snowman starts to chase after them. They begin running to the right away from it.}
HOMESTAR: Okay, now where can we find this Dragon?
STRONG BAD: He's right up this cliff!
{the characters reach the cliff where the blue knight is}
STRONG BAD: We need to meet with Trogdor!
BLUE KNIGHT: Access to Trogdor is strictly for peasants! You don't smell like a peasant! You don't dress like a peasant! And you certainly aren't on fire like a-
STRONG BAD: Oh I don't have time for this! {Jumps onto the Blue Knights head and all the way up to the top of the cliff. After a few seconds, Strong Bad runs back down the cliff screaming.} Run for your life!
{suddenly, Trogdor barrels down after Strong Bad. The characters run to the left and up to The Evil Snowman, Trogdor then catches up. The world then spins around and changes from 8-bit to normal. The screen goes widescreen as Trogdor and The Evil Snowman exchange evil glances. With one mighty breath, Trogdor melts The Evil Snowman and the rest of the snow in the area}
ALL: {including Trogdor} Yay!
{Marzipan, Strong Sad and Coach Z walk in from the right}
MARZIPAN: Hey look, The Snow's melted!
COACH Z: Everything's back to normorl!
STRONG BAD: Now let's go watch The New Episode of Kaleb Rentpayer!
STRONG SAD: Actually, Strong Bad, the new episode ended like half-an-hour ago. Actually, the power was on back at the house like a full HOUR ago.
STRONG BAD: Aww man! I went through all this crap just to miss out on the new episode?
HOMESTAR: Well, look at the bright side, ol' Baddy! We all learned a valuable lesson from this!
STRONG BAD: Which was?
{Marshie flies onto the screen, surprising everyone}
MARSHIE: Always eat your Fluffy Puff Winter Sunshine Marshmallows!
{cut to a yellow screen with a package of Fluffy Puff Winter Sunshine Marshmallows.}
SINGERS: They're fluffity! They're puffity!
MARSHIE: {flies on} And now they're sunshiny!
MARSHIE AND SINGERS: One, two, three, four... five!
{cut back to everyone (except The King of Town and Poopsmith) gathered around Strong Bad's couch with the power still on}
STRONG BAD: Finally that commercial is over!
BUBS: Yeah that was waaaaaaaaay to long just for an advertisement!
HOMESTAR: And now we can finally watch the new episode!
EVERYONE: Yay!
STRONG SAD: And god bless us, every-
STRONG BAD: Yeah, shut up. The show's on.
{cut to a black screen reading, "Fin." in white letters}
