Other Character Email 1-Up/funny

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1-UP EMAIL 67!

1-Up is emailed that he is funny. Afterwards, Blue Laser attacks and 1-Up is teased by Blue Laser.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Steve, Ben, Sherlock 3000, Ken, Homestar Runner Holigram, Marzipan Holigram

Transcript

{Cuts to the alpha. Gunhaver and 1-Up walk onscreen}

1-UP: Can I use your Alpha?

GUNHAVER: No way!

1-UP: Please?

GUNHAVER: Okay... Fine.

{1-Up gets on the Alpha}

1-UP: {singing} Email is a really good time for me! Oh, yeah!

When Marzichan gets old enough for Holy Matrimony (or Marige.)
Who will she choose as her Husband? 
Because there are a TON of unwed anime guys out there
-your followers, Octave and Arpegius.

{1-Up reads the email}

GUNHAVER: Who's Marzichan?

1-UP: Oh. Just my sister. {sighs} DELETED!

{The email is Deleted}

1-UP: That was boring.

{Steve walks onscreen}

STEVE: Why don't you check another email?

1-UP: Not a bad idea.

Dear 1-Up,

I know you really want to be the guy like Stinkoman, but listen to me.
You already are the guy, too.
Trust me, I know the guy when I see him.
I mean, there's so many reasons that you're the guy.
For example, you're cute, smart, and you make people laugh.

Love,

Brittany

1-UP: {typing} I want to be the guy too!

GUNHAVER: What's the guy?

{Steve leaves}

1-UP: Oh. It's just what we call somebody that is a really good hero and goes on a lot of adventures.

GUNHAVER: It seems like you already are the guy.

1-UP: Huh?

GUNHAVER: Well, From what I've heard, You go on really cool adventures and save people and are still learning.

1-UP: Yeah. I guess.

GUNHAVER: What's that?

1-UP: What?

GUNHAVER: In your back-pack?

1-UP: What back-pack? {looks on back} Woah. I forgot I brought that with me when my Mansion was destroyed.

GUNHAVER: You used to own a mansion?

1-UP: Yeah. Ever since the incident of the 20th email, weird stuff have been happening.

GUNHAVER: So, As a result to all this weird stuff, you ended up here.

1-UP: Yeah. Basically.

{1-Up takes he's back-pack off and looks inside. Ben, Sherlock 3000 and an unfinished robot brother of Ben are taken out}

1-UP: Hey, Guys.

BEN: Hey.

SHERLOCK 3000: {beeps}

1-UP: What's that unfinished robot? It looks like you, Ben.

BEN: Well, Your father said it was Project Ken.

1-UP: Cool. {starts to cry}

BEN: What is it?

1-UP: I'm just remembering how my parents died.

BEN: They're dead? Hmm... Activate Homestar and Marzipan Hologram-dot-e-x-e

{A holigram of Homestar Runner and Marzipan appear}

HOMESTAR RUNNER HOLIGRAM: 1-Up, If you are watching this, We are propably dead.

MARZIPAN HOLIGRAM: But, Just in case you don't already know... You are the chosen one.

HOMESTAR RUNNER HOLIGRAM: Marzichan's Dark Elf Wand was passed on to you and we hope you take good care of it. {singing} And breeeead...

MARZIPAN HOLIGRAM: Homestar, We are sending a Holigraphic Message to our Son when we die. This is no time to be singing about bread.

HOMESTAR RUNNER HOLIGRAM: Okay, Sorry. Anyway, We hope this message makes it to you and we hope that you will one day continue what was once ours.

MARZIPAN HOLIGRAM: Goodbye... 1-Up...

{The holigrams slowly fade away}

1-UP: {cries a bit more} G-Goodbye... Mum and Dad...

{Gunhaver starts to cry}

GUNHAVER: {stops crying} Wait a minute. I know how you can meet your parents again!

1-UP: {stops crying and wipes tears} W-Wha?! R-R-Really?!

GUNHAVER: Well, You are in 2005. You could warn them and stop it from happening.

1-UP: Yes. I could even give them Super Powers to stop it all together.

{Blue Laser crashes through the wall}

BLUE LASER: WHAT THE CRAP?! WHO IS THAT NEW COMMANDO?! HE DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A CHEAT!

GUNHAVER: Blue Laser. Why do you always come in when we are about to do something important?

1-UP: I'll handle this.

{1-Up grabs a toy gun from he's back-pack}

BLUE LASER: {laughs} YOU CRACK ME UP, NEW COMMANDO! THAT STUPID PATHETIC PEICE OF PLASTIC WON'T STOP ME!

{1-Up shoots Blue Laser with the Toy Gun. A big red beam hits Blue Laser and he is thrown offscreen}

GUNHAVER: Hey. How did that plastic gun shoot a red beam?

1-UP: I found some technology and put it in my toy gun.

GUNHAVER: Well, I guess.

1-UP: Well, Let's go do some more training.

GUNHAVER: Okay. Your going to need it.

ALPHA STAN: Click here to email Gunhaver or 1-Up.

Fun Facts

Homestar Runner and Marzipan are found to be dead in a previous email. You won't get this if you never read that.
Holigrams of people that are dead is from Megaman X where there is a Dr. Light Holigram.

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