Other Character Email Gunhaver/Stealing
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Summary
While Gunhaver is away, Steve creates a wacky-antic-full Gunhaver email about the Unguraits.
NOTE: Yes, the animation sucks, but not as bad as Firebert's.
Cast (in order of appearance): Steve, Gunhaver, The Unguraits, Silent Rip, Fightgar, Indistinctive Silhouettes, Reynold
Page Title: Ph34r my l33t animating skillz!
Lines: 97
Transcript
{Cut to a scene where the colors constantly change. Then the words "Powered by the Steve" appear before disappearing and turning into a black screen. A poorly-animated Steve floats to in front of the black screen, holding a sign that says, "pokemon rulez"}
STEVE: {in his normal voice} Hello. Gunhaver's out of town, so I will do an email with my awesome animation. My animation rules!
{Then Steve disappears (he pops). Cut to Gunhaver in front of The Screen (Screeny) where the Alpha 1260 (Alphy) is placed on The Screen. Alpha Stan is on The Screen's screen. There are buttons that turn green, red, and blue. Everything is poorly animated.}
GUNHAVER: {in a horrible voice} Lalalalala. I am an email checker. Lalalalala. Steve's the best animator in the world.
ALPHA STAN: Hello Gunhaver. You have one new e-mails.
GUNHAVER: Go!
{The following email appears on The Screen (although it looks like what it should look like in the Alpha 1260).}
Subject: sorryDear G-hava,
-The Unguraits
Sorry we stole your computer. To
make it up to you, we'll steal something
from one of your enemies.
GUNHAVER: {reading} Dear G-hava. Sorry we stole your computer. To make it up to you, we'll steal something from one of your enemies. The... Ung... Steve is the best.
{Gunhaver walks to the Alphy and extends his hand to the keyboard, emptying the Screeny's screen (minus Alpha Stan).}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well Steve fans, I think you did steal my computer. So, I want you to meet me in the living room.
{Gunhaver types: "Well STEVE fans, I think you did steal my computer. So, I w.y.r. meet me i.t.l.r."}
GUNHAVER: {stops typing. He faces the camera} To the random lemon transition scene!
{Cut to a psychedelic scene, where a lemon flies from left to right. During the transition scene, we hear beat boxing before the beat boxer says in a deep voice, "Lemon!" Cut to Gunhaver in a room with The Unguraits (all poorly-animated), where there is a picture of Steve on a wall and a door.}
GUNHAVER: Hi The Unguraits.
THE UNGURAITS: We want to steal!
GUNHAVER: Steal from Contestro.
THE UNGURAITS: Okay.
{Cut to a purple room, where Contestro (poorly-animated) is standing there with a trophy, a TV, a golf club, a generic computer, a chair Contestro is sitting on, a table, a can of soda, and a gun. The Unguraits come in from the left.}
THE UNGURAITS: Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing.
{Each time The Unguraits say stealing, the trophy, the TV, the golf club, and the computer disappear. Then The Unguraits "run" off to the left.}
CONTESTRO: {feebly} Come back! Come back with my stuff!
{Cut back to the previous setting with Gunhaver, The Unguraits, and a bag.}
GUNHAVER: Great job!
AN UNGURAIT: Yeah. I liked the part where we stole.
{Pause}
THE UNGURAITS: Let's do it again!
{Cut back to the purple room with Contestro, the chair, the table, the can of soda, and the gun. The Unguraits come in from the left.}
THE UNGURAITS: Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing.
{Each time The Unguraits say stealing, the chair, the table, the can of soda, and the gun disappear (so Contestro falls to the ground when the chair is stolen). Then The Unguraits "run" off to the left.}
CONTESTRO: You'll pay.
{Cut back to the previous setting with Gunhaver, The Unguraits, and two bags.}
THE UNGURAITS: Thanks G-Haver!
GUNHAVER: No problem!
{The Unguraits leave through the door with the two bags as Contestro leans onscreen from the right.}
CONTESTRO: OMG! Those Jawas stole my computer! The world is doomed!
{Contestro runs into the room.}
GUNHAVER: OMG! Contestro is in the house! The galaxy is doomed!
{Badly-animated Silent Rip and Fightgar run into the room through the door, spewing out gibberish (and literally spewing out random letters or numbers) and running around the room. Then they run to the left, where they knock Contestro onto the floor before Silent Rip and Fightgar run off to the right. Then Contestro gets up.}
GUNHAVER: Oh no! We're still doomed!
STEVE: {off-screen (and in normal voice)} Never fear, Gunhaver. Steve is here...
{Cut to Steve standing in front of a white background (holding the sign).}
STEVE: and since I am here, Steve...
{Cut to a close-up of Steve's mouth.}
STEVE: ...is on the case.
{Then Steve teleports (poorly-animation style) to Gunhaver and Contestro. He grows muscles in a rather cliché and poorly-animated way and throws his sign at Contestro's nose.}
CONTESTRO: {holding nose in pain} Ow! My nose! It hurts!
{Then Contestro disappears in a pop. Then indistinctive silhouettes come through the door. Steve loses his muscles.}
STEVE: I saved the day!
SILHOUETTES: Yay!
GUNHAVER: Steve saved the day!
SILHOUETTES: Yay!
{Then Reynold appears from above.}
REYNOLD: And I didn't get any lines and...
{Suddenly, a Heavy Lourde falls on Reynold.}
SILHOUETTES: Yay!
STEVE: Let's have a pizza party after a weird transition scene.
{Cut to the reverse version of the lemon transition scene from earlier. Even the beat boxing is reversed. Cut to a white background where there is a red word, Pizza.}
VOICE: PIZZA!!!
{Cut to the pizza animation from Unused emails, except there is now a voice saying the words that appear. This goes on twice before we cut to a party room with Steve, Gunhaver, and badly-animated silhouettes.}
STEVE: Now let's make a statue of me!
SILHOUETTES: Yay!
{Cut to a statue of Steve. Background music plays as we zoom in on the statue. Also, the background darkens. Cut to a black screen, where Alpha Stan appears and delivers the end of the email.}
ALPHA STAN:Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
Easter Eggs
- There is invisible text on the yellow wall in the living room. Highlight it to reveal a secret message: "Steve is the best".
- Click on an invisible pizza icon on the bottom-right hand corner to see the pizza animation with the voices again. It will not loop.
- Click on Alpha Stan's face to see this:
{Cut to where the Heavy Lourde crushed Reynold. Everything is dark. The Unguraits come.}
THE UNGURAITS: Stealing.
{The Heavy Lourde disappears as Reynold appears (slightly injured). The Unguraits run away.}
REYNOLD: Wow, I'm alive.
{Then another Heavy Lourde falls and crushes Reynold. Then indistinctive silhouettes appear.}
SILHOUETTES: Yay!
Credits
- Special thanks to Super Sam for doing the animation for the email.
- I made the transcript, some pictures to help Super Sam out in making some scenes (like the lemon transition scenes), and I did the beat boxing, as well as the reverse one.
Fun Facts
- The reason why this email is animated is because it's been 25 emails since Unused emails, and you can say this email takes place at the same time as Unused emails, where there was animation by Firebert.
- The reason why Steve is doing the (crappy) computer animation is based on this page.
- Do know that in an average Gunhaver email, Gunhaver does not check his emails in The Screen room.
- Notice that before The Unguraits steal from Contestro, Gunhaver is in his room in one frame. This happens when The Unguraits steal from Contestro again. There are other instances where these kinds of things happen, like after The Unguraits steal from Contestro the second time, he goes up (where he sat on his chair) for one frame.
- The pizza animation (which is really made by Firebert) is based on Badger, Badger, Badger. The pizza animation used in this email is the exact animation I made for Unused emails.
- The Unguraits stole Gunhaver's computer in The Unguraits email, Alpha (made by Mr. Cradgage).
- Jawas are hooded creatures in Star Wars. You have to admit The Unguraits look familiar to Jawas.
- The part where we zoom in on Steve's mouth when he says, "...is on the case" is based on a scene in the first Space Tree episode.
- If you look at the silhouettes, you can see that they are a bunch of Fightgars and Silent Rips.
- The scene with Steve's statue is like the ending to Peasant's Quest.
- The reason why Contestro is in his original design is because this email was started (between Super Sam and I) before Mr. Cradgage made a new design for Contestro.
- This email was referenced before its release in Homsar's Blog Entry #25 (made by Super Sam), where it's called The Untitled Gunhaver Project by Steve.
- The part where they steal stuff is a reference to the first Potter Puppet Pals cartoon, where Harry and Ron "bother" Snape in the same way.
- The letters Fightgar and Silent Rip spew out (in order) are:
- Fightgar - L, 7, A, M, F, 2, 0, H, J, G, 7, R, 4, P, O, L, 5, and X.
- The letters Fightgar spews out are backwards.
- Silent Rip - A, 7, L, 2, F, M, J, H, 0, 7, G, R, P, 4, 5, X, L, and Q.
- Fightgar - L, 7, A, M, F, 2, 0, H, J, G, 7, R, 4, P, O, L, 5, and X.
