Snowed In/Scene One

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Summary

Characters (In order of appearence): TheDenzel, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Sad, Marshie

Places: Strong Bad's House

Date: December 23, 2006

Transcript

{Exciting News Music Plays. The words Channel Six News appear on screen. The scene fades to TheDenzel (as a news anchor) sitting at a news desk}

THEDENZEL: Good evening, Free Country USA. This is an urgent announcement to all citezens. Free Country is currently undertaking a massive blizzard. We go now to TheDenzel for more on the story. TheDenzel?

{The scene cuts to a second TheDenzel standing in a very foggy and windy area. High and intense snow falls from the sky. TheDenzel is wearing a big winter jacket and scarf. He appears very cold.}

THEDENZEL: Yes hello. It is the storm of the century here and as you can see behind me, it's pretty bad. We've already gotten reports of eleven car wrecks, thirteen fallen trees, and three and forty-seven homes without power. Temperatures have dropped to a stunning negative sixty degrees and plummiting. All citizens are advised to stay inside and keep warm. Back to you in the studio TheDen-

{A wagon fulla pancakes flies across the screen and knocks over TheDenzel. The scene cuts back to the studio.}

THEDENZEL: {looks scared} Um. Yes. Thank you, TheDenzel. We'll get back to you later. {serious again} We'll keep you updated on information of this blizzard. We now return you to the Kaleb Rentpayer marathon. I'm TheDenzel.

{The screen is filled with television fuzz. The screen zooms out reveiling that we've been watching Strong Bad's television. The scene cuts to Strong Bad's Couch. Strong Bad is sitting in the center, with Homestar to his left and The Cheat to his right. Pom Pom and Strong Mad are behind the couch facing the television. Marzipan and Coach Z are standing to the right of the couch, and Bubs and Strong Sad on the left.}

STRONG BAD: Man, this is gonna be great man. I can't wait for the new episode of Kaleb Rentpayer! This is gonna be great!

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises} Translation: I thought that Homestar shot Kaleb!

STRONG BAD: Yah, I know. But the commercial said that Kaleb didn't die from being shot!

HOMESTAR: Why did you invite us all to your house just to watch a fweaking soap opera?

POM POM: {bubbles} Translation: Yah, I thought you hated us all!

STRONG BAD: I know! But I thought something like this should be seen by everyone!

MARZIPAN: That was awfully nice of you!

BUBS: What are you guys talking about? He charged us admission!

STRONG SAD: You even charged me admission! And I live here!

STRONG BAD: Not in my book you don't!

STRONG MAD: KALEB!!! KALEB!!!

STRONG BAD: I don't know what's takin' these commercials so long, buddy. I hate commercials.

{The Fluffy Puff Marshmallow theme song starts playing from the television. Scene cuts to a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow commercial. Marshie flies up in front of a yellow backround.}

MARSHIE: Hey there, friends! It's me Marshie! And burrrrr is it cold!

{The yellow backround changes to blue. Marshie looks frozen.}

MARSHIE: BURRRRR! But that's all gonna change now! With my new Fluffy Puff Winter Sunshine Marshmallows!

{A bag of Fluffy Puff Winter Sunshine Marshmallows comes up in front of Marshie. The backround goes to bright yellow. The bag is the same besides the label which now reads FLUFFY PUFF WINTER SUNSHINE MARSHMALLOWS, and the marshmallows are yellow. When the bag drops back down, Marshie has turned yellow.}

MARSHIE: Wow! I'm all yellow!

{Scene cuts to Strong Bad's television. The commercial continues}

MARSHIE: With new Fluffy Puff Winter Sunshine Marshmallows, it will never be cold a-

{The television clicks off and the lights go out. The power is out. The view is darker, but still visible. The scene cuts to the couch.}

STRONG BAD: What? Where'd the picture go? Why are the lights out? Where's Kaleb?

COACH Z: Um, Strong Bad. I think the power is ourt. Yep. Derfinently ourt.

STRONG BAD: No! It can't be! I'm gonna miss the new episode! C'mon! We'll head over to Homestar's house! I bet he still has power!

{Strong Bad jumps off the couch and out of the room. The scene cuts to Strong Bad's front door. He runs up to it and opens the door. A large pile of snow falls on top of him. He pops his head out and looks outside. The entire doorway is blocked by snow.}

STRONG BAD: No! It can't be!

{The rest of the characters (besides The King of Town and The Poopsmith because they're not in this scene) walk in behind him.}

STRONG BAD: WE'RE SNOWED IN!!

{The screen zooms out the door to reveil Strong Bad's house (this is the first time it's seen, ever) completely surrounded by snow and barely visible. A weird "dun dun dun" music plays. The words: SNOWED IN fly up on the screen, followed by Created By The Brothers Chaps underneath it.}