Other Character Email The Unguraits/Jawas
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The Unguraits go to Tatooine to see Jawas, but see Ekersby and his 3 nephews instead!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, A Jaro, Satan, Ekersby, Glitch, Glatch, Glotch, Possessed Squid, Rya Botkins
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: EMAIL!!!!!!!
Dear The Unguraits, Why don't you show the people viewing the REAL Jawas so people don't confuse them with you? Dinoshaur From Someplace.
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} That is the best idea ever, Ptheradactyl! {not typing} Kyle! Get the rockets! We're going to Tatooine! {Kyle's replacement comes in.} Who are you?
JARO: I'm Kyle's replacement, remember? {The Unguraits stare at him blankly} Anyway, why didn't you use the rockets in the last emai--
UNGURAIT #1: Just get the nracking rockets!
JARO: Nracking's not a wor--
UNGURAIT #1: NOW!!! {The Jaro leaves} Now all we have to do is get someone to watch the house, but who? I got it! {fast-forward to the living room with Satan and the Unguraits} So will you watch the house?
SATAN: What's in it for me?
UNGURAIT #1: Uhh...{looks at Kyle's replacement} your very own robot slave!
JARO: WHAT?!?
SATAN: Yeah, I'll watch the house for you.
JARO: ...You suck. {Cut to Tatooine. The Unguraits are walking along as the jaro is hopping.}
UNGURAIT #1: So, according to this book, Jawas are creature in brown cloaks and have glowing, yellow eyas, and don't speak English. What kind of moron would compare us to that? That's as moronic as...punching a cow. {They run into Ekersby and his 3 nephews.} What are you doing here?
EKERSBY: I'm on vacation, but have to babysit my 3 nephews, Glitch, Glatch, and Glotch.
GLITCH: {in glitch speak (viral beeping) with subtitles at the bottom} (Hello Jawas.)
UNGURAIT #1: Yeah, {A Sandcrawler goes by} the weather's great.
GLITCH: (You have no idea what I said, do you?)
UNGURAIT #1: Sure, I'll get you a soda.
GLITCH: (I'll speak in a language you can understand -- "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh")
UNGURAIT #1: You want Pepsi.
{Cut to the Unguraits' House.}
SATAN: What should I do with my robot slave? {Pan out to see the Possessed Squid watching}
POSSESSED SQUID: So, it's true. The Unguraits have left to a planet far, FAR, AWAY!!! I'll go burn down their house! {zoom back in to the house.}
SATAN: What should I do now? {The house starts burning.} What the... What's happening?
POSSESSED SQUID: I'm getting revenge, that's what!
SATAN: Not without a fight!
POSSESSED SQUID: Dude, I already did it. {the house is ashes. The squid leaves.}
SATAN: I am not getting blamed for this. {leaves}
'{The Unguraits and the Jaro come.}
UNGURAIT #1: WHAT HAPPENED?!?
JARO: {sarcasm} Did someone burn the house?
UNGURAIT #1: That's it. {fast-forward to the Jaro tied to a rocket. The Unguraits launch it.} Now that that's over, we need to find a new place. {they leave. Cut to the graveyard. The Possessed squid is holding a book.}
POSSESSED SQUID: Now how did that spell go again? {opens book} Oh yeah.
Corpse of the dead, hear my call.
Cause pain and suffering to all.
Destroy anyone who get in your way.
Anyone that does, ruin their day.
Cause death, pain, and demise.
Corpse of the dead, I command you to rise!
{A black, shadowy figure rises from the grave. The squid laughs maniacly. A flash of lightning reveals it's Rya. Fade to black. The screen says "To be continued".}
{"Click here to email The Unguraits" appears at the bottom of the screen.}
Fun Facts
- The end is going to continue to the rest of the season.
- Ekersby's nephews are Missingnos, Pokemon glitches.
