Other Character Email The Poopsmith/time travel

From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki

< Other Character Email The Poopsmith
Revision as of 17:54, 16 June 2005 by Poopsmith Z (Talk | contribs)
(diff) ← Older revision | Current revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to: navigation, search

Contents

Overview

Poopsmith Email #16

The Poopsmith + Time Travel Program = Rock Opera.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Strong Bad, The Kidsmith, The King of Town, Marshie, Grape Nuts Robot, British Press, Homeschool Winner, Little Strong Bad, Homsar, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Homestar, Strong Sad, The Cheat


Transcript

POOPSMITH: (And the email comes in the NIIIGHT!!!)


Dear Poopsmith,

What would you do if you
could time travel? Do you
have the latest Time Travel
Program? If so, Do something
with it.

-Mitchell Smith, Australia

POOPSMITH: (Wow. Another Smith. Oh, yeah! I remember Strong Bad saying something about that. Just let me go steal it from him.)

{The Poopsmith gets up and goes to Strong Bad's house, where he is checking an email.}

STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, hey hey hey, checkin' email! Dear Strong Bad, you should hold an election-

{The Poopsmith starts glaring at him. Strong Bad runs away, and The Poopsmith types "time_travel.exe} on the Lappy 486. It displays five silhouetted clocks going over hills, with the logo "DR._FUNTIME'S_OLD_FASHIONED_TIME_TRAVEL_COMPUTER_DEVICE_FUN".}

POOPSMITH: (Okay, show me the emails I've answered so far!) {The screen displays the names of every email he's checked. He clicks on "future" and it shows the scene where The Kidsmith appears next to The King of Town.} (Okay, I'm not going to be hired by him...)

{The Lappy screen takes up the entire screen. The Poopsmith's changes happen to the clip.}

KING OF TOWN: Come on! Use this shovel right here. {Tosses a shovel at The Kidsmith.}

KIDSMITH: {A generic "power-up" sound is heard as a field of blue energy appears around him} No... WAY!! {Marshie appears and fires a ton of marshmallows at The King. The Kidsmith runs away with the shovel.}

POOPSMITH: (And, in the next email, the Grape Nuts Robot would explode next to Strong Bad!

{Cut to Strong Bad playing with the Grape Nuts Robot.}

STRONG BAD: Spell what?

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: That's not a good prize! {The Grape Nuts Robot explodes and Strong Bad is shot into the Trogdor arcade game.}

ARCADE CABINET: Trogador-or!

POOPSMITH: (And, in one of those other emails, I would get rid of it all, because it wasn't funny. I would replace it with a rock opera composed of the 16 emails I've answered now!)

{Cut to a mangled Limozeen poster that now has a badly-glued picture of The Poopsmith in place of Gary. It mentions a band playing their hit song, "Psemail!" A curtain opens for the show.}

KING OF TOWN: Brown

POOPSMITH: intercepted

BRITISH PRESS: that

POOPSMITH: trivia

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Poopsmith!

POOPSMITH: Flames shovel.

LITTLE STRONG BAD: Wagh!

HOMSAR: Grasshoppers

STRONG BAD: dragged

STRONG MAD: crappy

COACH Z: oarsome

STRONG BAD: cookies.

BUBS: Hot

POOPSMITH: world-class

EVERYBODY: PSEMAIL!!!

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E- Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the poster to see the rock opera again.
  • Click on the No Loafing sign to see what The Poopsmith would have done to this email with his time machine.

POOPSMITH: (And something really cool would happen. Like, the Lappy would turn evil! It would be, like, a... Vampire...Lappy. That would be really cool and Strong Bad would kill me.) {A possessed Lappy flies up and closes on The Poopsmith's head.}

Fun Facts

  • The rock opera is an obvious reference to rock opera.
  • The line "That's not a good prize!" was said in virus.
  • Strong Bad flew away from the exploding Grape Nuts Robot exactly like he flew away from the exploding Tandy in gimmicks.
  • The Lappy turning into a Vampire Lappy is a reference to Homestar Runner Strategy Guide where the Lappy turns into the Vampire Lappy for the first boss.
  • The "generic power-up noise" is the noise used for magic in Final Fantasy VII.


Retrieved from "http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_The_Poopsmith/time_travel"