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STINKOMAN EMAIL 57!
Stinkoman fights Ekersby to get home and then answer an email about his first crime.
Cast (in order of apprereance): Stinkoman, Drinkoman, Rhys, Mitchell, Ekersby, Chroches
Transcript
{Cuts to the Negative Zone. Drinkoman, Stinkoman, Rhys and Mitchell are standing there in the darkened area. Ekersby is standing there}
STINKOMAN: ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEEEEENGE?!
EKERSBY: As a matter of fact, I am.
MITCHELL: We'll help.
{They all strike a pose}
RHYS: Me and Mitchell will fight Ekersby for now. Find the Computer that controls the Negative Zone. If you type in the password. You'll be sent home.
STINKOMAN: What's the password?
RHYS: The password is-
{Ekersby grabs Rhys and chokes him}
MITCHELL: Rhys! Oh No! Umm... The password is "Glitch". Now, Run! Your our last hope!
{Mitchell grabs Ekersby's Leg and climbs up Ekersby}
MITCHELL: Go now! Stinkoman! Go!
STINKOMAN: What is the computer called?
{Ekersby lets go of Rhys and starts choking Mitchell}
RHYS: It's known as the Reversey 386! Now, Hurry up and Run!
{Stinkoman and Drinkoman run off. Cuts to the Reversey 386. Stinkoman and Drinkoman walk in}
STINOMAN: There it is!
DRINKOMAN: Hey, Stinkoman! Have a coke!
{Drinkoman throws a bottle of coke and it hits Stinkoman's head}
STINKOMAN: Waaaaaaah! Crap! I forgot the password!
DRINKOMAN: You better hurry up. An army of n00bs are coming and it looks like Stinkoman5000, Marzichan777 and Greenmushroom1337 are the leaders.
STINKOMAN: Crap! What was the password? Think, Stinkoman! Think! Wait! I got it!
{Stinkoman takes a cord from out of neck and plugs it into computer}
STINKOMAN: Ok! Search: Lost Password!
{Stinkoman searches for the password}
STINKOMAN: FOUND IT!
{A big flash appears and engulfs Stinkoman and Drinkoman}
RHYS: Darn! Now how are we gonna get back home!
MITCHELL: Well, lets get the Windomac 30X6 first.
RHYS: Good idea!
{They go through the computer too. Cuts to Stinkoman, Drinkoman, Rhys and Mitchell walking out of a portal}
STINKOMAN: I hope we made it.
MITCHELL: Well, Everyone is speaking english. I think we made it.
STINKOMAN: I'm going to check my email.
{Cuts to the WinMacOSXP on Stinkoman's desk. Stinkoman walks in}
STINKOMAN: {sits on stool} Hey. It's my old WinMacOSXP. Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore.
{Stinkoman knocks the WinMacOSXP off the table and onto the floor}
STINKOMAN: For behold...
{Stinkoman places the Windomac 30X6 on the desk}
STINKOMAN: The 30X6. A spectacle of graphics and sound! {A tune is played and the "30X6 Version 6.1" logo appears on the screen} Okay, let's get to checking!
Dear Stinkoman,
What is your history? In other words,
What is you life story? How did so many
enemies and bad guys start hating you? Also,
What was the very first criminal you ever
defeated?
-Mitchell Smith, Australia
STINKOMAN: {typing} Oh. It's you again. The guy I saw in the Negative Zone. Well, It all started when Strong Bad and The Cheat created me. I was stolen by this other guy. I forgot what happened next. But, I remember being evil once. But, Homestar Runner made me good again. Then, Earth was changed to Planet K and everything came as it was. As for my first chaellenge, let's see...
{Cuts to a bank where some Chorches are floating out with bags of money in their hands}
STINKOMAN: {voiceover} I'm pretty sure that bad guys started to consider me a threat when I defeated one of their minions.
{Stinkoman walks in}
STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a challenge?
{The Chorches drop the bags of money and run off. Except for one brave Chorch}
STINKOMAN: {voiceover} I bet him up good. I remember that.
{Cuts back to Stinkoman at the computer}
STINKOMAN: Yeah. It was pretty cool. Now, I'm going to eat some chicken soup followed by a Caleb Rentpayer Marathon!
{Stinkoman leaves. The pencil effect does it's thing like in reguler Anime Toons and the credits roll}
Fun Facts
- This was made by Futuramaooy. But, It was uploaded with Mitchell.
