PBTC The Cheat Email/bad hair day

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PBTC The Cheat Email #53

Summary

The Cheat has a bad hair day.

Cast{in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homestar, Marzipan, Baby Styles, Bubs, Don King, Coach Z(Easter Egg)

Here We GO!

{The Cheat is sleeping in bed. He wakes up}

THE CHEAT: Whoa. Some party last night.

{The Cheatomatic jumps onto The Cheat's bed}

THE CHEAT: Whoa! Am I still reminiscing from last night?

{The Cheatomatic flashes an image onscreen}

NO.

THE CHEAT: Okay. Time to check an email. {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Sup the Cheat
today im having a really bad hair day.What do you do when you have a bad hair day?
From Baldo Nohair

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Sup yo, today I'm...OH-EM-JEE! What, an email from someone other than TheCheese? Wow. And, OH-EM-JEE! A bad hair day? Ouchies. How do you live today in the meantime? Well, I personally have never had a bad hair day. My hair is always perfect. {The Cheat gets out of bed and the camera pans out to show that The Cheat has a giant mohawk} Never. Jever. Plever! Jibney! {yells gibberish} Where did that come from? Oh, well. Anyway, off to the movies. {The Cheat walks offscreen. Cut to The Cheat in front of Homestar and Marzipan, still with giant mohawk}

HOMESTAR: This a romantic date, right!

MARZIPAN: Look at the sights!

HOMESTAR: {licks The Cheat's mohawk} Check out the texture! {Marzipan licks also} This is great! {Baby Styles walks up}

BABY STYLES: Licking mohawks with another girl? We're through! Hmph! {Baby Styles punches Marzipan and storms off}

MARZIPAN: I didn't need to be kicked in the face! {Baby Styles runs up and punches Marzipan again}

BABY STYLES: I was saving that one for about three seconds ago! {Baby Styles storms off again}

HOMESTAR: Hey The Cheat! I ike your Eiffel Tower hat! Where did you get it?

THE CHEAT: What Eiffel {The Cheat feels his mohawk} What? An enormous mohawk? How? {The Cheat runs offscreen. Cut to Bubs Concession Stand} Say, Bubs, you gots hair gel?

BUBS: {chuckles} Let's see then! {Bubs pulls a sheet of papar out from under the counter and begins reading} We got, King Of Town, pocket PCs, gingersnaps, Homestar, snow cones, snow spheres, snow trapezoids, snow cubes, snow...

THE CHEAT: Thanks. {The Cheat runs offscreen}

BUBS: Rhombuses? {Cut to The Field. The Cheat is standing next to Don King}

THE CHEAT: So Donny, do you have any tips on hair? {The Cheat looks up at Don's hair} Oh. Nevermind then. To CVS! {The Cheat runs offscreen. Cut to CVS pharmacy's counter. The Cheat is waiting} I'm waiting now. {Homestar pops up from under the desk}

HOMESTAR: Oh! The! Cheat!

THE CHEAT: What are you doing here?

HOMESTAR: Marzipan doesn't like me anymore. {Cut to the movies. Marzipan is alone}

MARZIPAN: Hey Homestar! Wanna {Marzipan goes to sleep. Cut back to CVS}

HOMESTAR: And CVS fired that puberty-plagued teenager.

THE CHEAT: Dripping Yellow Madness?

HOMESTAR: No.

THE CHEAT: Oh. Got any hair care products?

HOMESTAR: No, but I do have this bucket of toilet water! {Homestar hold up a bucket} DING! {Homestar throws it on a now dripping wet The Cheat. His mohawk is gone}

THE CHEAT: What the?

HOMESTAR: Dripping Yellow Madness? {Cut back to The Cheat at his computer}

THE CHEAT: Well, Nohair. Mohawk's gone, Marzipan's sleeping, Don King is hairy and I'm feeling fine! The Printer? {The Printer falls, ejecting a CD reading, "Dripping Yellow Madness"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click The CD to see how The Cheat got his mohawk.

Transcript

{Cut to The Cheat sleeping. Bubs and Coach Z enter} BUBS: Watch this! {Bubs pours a bottle of hair gel on The Cheat's head}

COACH Z: Check me out! {Coach Z models The Cheat's hair into a mohawk}

BUBS: Nice. You should be a stylist.

COACH Z: That's a good dance! {Coach Z starts dancing}

BUBS: Oh, I'm such a dummy!


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