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Poopsmith Email #30
By: Poopsmith Z
Skatester Skullring? Sounds like a scary chap...sorta.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Homeschool Winner/Skatester Skullring, Homsar (easter egg), Strong Sad (easter egg)
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (All the emails, so many emails, and they all go hand in hand, hand in hand, oh yeah...emails!)
Dear Teh PoopSmith,
Have you evr met Skatester Skullring?
I hear he's not pleasent!
-Not Strong Bad... or Homeschool Winner
{The Poopsmith pronounces "pleasent" as "Plea-sent", "evr" as "evor" and "-Not Strong Bad... or Homeschool Winner" as "Not some guy who sent me an email"}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Oh yes, I've met him. And belive me, he isn't really that unpleasant. In fact, he's a bit of a nerd. You might know him better as...dum dum dum... {Cut to a portrait of Homeschool Winner on fire that's hanging on the castle wall} Homeschool Winner! {Cut back to the Boxor 186} Yup, Homeschool tried to act cool one day by acting like a sk8r b0i, and failed spectacularly. Let's watch.
{Cut to the Poopsmith and "Skatester Skullring" standing in the field}
THE POOPSMITH: (Homeschool, why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit? You look like a gay Tony Hawk.)
SKATESTER SKULLRING: I'm not Homeschool, I'm Skatester Skullring! Check out my cool nosering!
THE POOPSMITH: (It's not cool, it's not on your nose, and it's only a clip-on.)
SKATESTER SKULLRING: It IS on my nose!
THE POOPSMITH: (Oh, I see. You have a nose on the side of your head, like The Cheat.)
SKATESTER SKULLRING: Uh...yeah! Anyway, check out my awesome skateboarding skills! {He jumps on his skateboard and slides along the ground a little bit, but falls off it and lands on his back. His ring falls off.}
THE POOPSMITH: (Awesome.) {He jumps onto the skateboard and skates away on it.}
SKATESTER SKULLRING: I think I swallowed my retainer...
{Cut back to the Boxor 186}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Well, Not A Dork...Honest!, it just goes to show, that if you just be yourself, people will still laugh at you. And that Skatester Skullring is just Homeschool Winner in drag. Sorry about the short email. I've put in loadsa easter eggs to make up for it.
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Not A Dork...Honest!" to see a DVD box for a Teen Movie of the same name, with Homeschool Winner, Homsar and Strong Sad on the cover.
Not A Dork...Honest!
A film from those guys who brought you Creepy Movie and English Pie!
Starring: Homeschool Winner, Homsar and Strong Sad
"Powerful, clever and funny" - The Daily Papper
"gr8 n funny lol soz plz ppl 1337" - sk8r b0i
Rating: 15, but only kids aged 8-12 will find it funny.
- Click on "Skatester Skullring" to see the box for "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 36: It's the same as the last 35 games, but gayer!" for the PSBoxCube2.
- Click on "Easter Eggs" to see an extra scene.
{Skatester Skullring is still lying in the field. It's night time.}
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Cause I'm simply the best! Doo doo doo doo! Better than all the rest! Doo doo doo! Something something something something! Doo doo doo! Baby, I would rather be dead!
Fun Facts
- Homeschool singing in the easter egg is a reference to montage, in which Homestar did the same thing.
- This is the first mention of Homosexuality in the Poopsmith's emails.
- "The Daily Papper" is a reference to That A Ghost.
