Other Character Email The Poopsmith/The Conspiracy DVD

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Overview

Here's a DVD version of The Conspiracy of Senor Smuggler & Dr. Bland!

Cast (in order of appearance): Agent 770, Cueball, Senor Smuggler, Dr. Bland, Bubs, Strong Bad (commentary)

Transcript

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{A logo of "The Conspiracy of Senor Smuggler & Dr. Bland" swirls up to the screen, with theme music accompaniment. The cast flashes up on the screen.}

  • The Poopsmith as "Agent 770"
  • Pom Pom as "Cueball"
  • Senor as "Senor Smuggler"
  • Mr. Bland as "Dr. Bland"
  • Bubs as "Bubs"

AGENT 770: (Oh, just diggin' some graves for the hobos...)

VOICE #1: {Whispering} Okay, is the plan ready?

VOICE #2: Yeah, but should we do it right in front of that grave-digger? He could be suspicious!

VOICE #1: There's not much time before those cops arrive! Just do the plan! I've got the illegal tools! You take them to WestWay Point!

VOICE #2: You got it!

{Two shadowy people scurry away. Agent 770 notices them and whips out a cell phone.}

AGENT 770: (Cueball! We have a case here. Two people are smuggling illegal tools to WestWay Point! Let's cut them off!)

CUEBALL: (Finally, a case! To the Kaimobile!)

{A Batman-style scene change occurs, with Agent 770's face in the center. Agent 770 and Cueball are now in a Corvette.}

CUEBALL: (Okay, here's WestWay Point! Get your super-secret weapon just in case!)

{The two shadowy figures are standing near The Stick. Their forms are finally revealed.}

SENOR SMUGGLER: Hey, look! It's that grave-digger!

AGENT 770: (No, it's Agent 770! I've come to put an end to your evil smuggling plans!)

DR. BLAND: Engage huge fight scene!

{Dr. Bland cartwheels into Cueball, who bounces off and kicks him into a brick wall that pops out of nowhere. Agent 770 spins his "secret weapon," his shovel, around and a gunshot is heard. Senor Smuggler falls to the ground and gets back up, this time karate-chopping Agent 770.}

AGENT 770: (This ends NOW!) {He takes his shovel and swings it around to get momentum, then chucks it into Dr. Bland. He holds Cueball as a sheild, and he pops.} (No! That was my best agent!)

SENOR SMUGGLER: Ha, ha ha ha! We gots you now! Any last words?

{A huge concession stand, Bubs and all, falls out of the sky and crushes both of the villans.}

BUBS: Hot time!

{A bunch of unreadable credits flash by very, very quickly.}

Commentary

STRONG BAD: Oh, man! This is the biggest ripoff of Dangeresque I've ever seen! Even the logo is similar! Anyway, I got stuck with this crappy commentary job because they said "You did a good job on the King Of Town commentary." Well, I don't even know that the Poopsmith had a cell phone, he just stole it from Pom Pom. If he can't talk, he can't have a cell phone, right? And their "secret weapon" is just a shovel that fires crappy bullets! They should have made it cool, like... A flamethrower that shoots chocolate hundred bills, or... a big knife... That would make this movie cool. Hey, this fight scene is pretty good. But it's pretty tame without a big knife. At least Pom Pom exploded. That was cool. And-WAIT! Is that a clip from my email? Bubs is only supposed to fall on Mr. Bland and Senor in my email! I'm gonna kill that Poopsmith... {Footsteps are heard.}

Deleted Scenes

Scene 1: Kaimobile

  • The Kaimobile was originally supposed to be a Pom car. Watch to see what happens!

{The Kaimobile starts driving, but flies away. A plane starts flying toward it, and they collide. The Kaimobile falls to the ground, headfirst.}

AGENT 770 + CUEBALL: (NOOOOOOO!!!)

Scene 2: Explosion

  • Pom Pom was supposed to have a really, really cool explosion, but it was cut out because it took too long.

AGENT 770: (This ends NOW!) {He takes his shovel and swings it around to get momentum, then chucks it into Dr. Bland. He holds Cueball as a sheild, and he pops. Clouds of purple dust surround him, and they combine into him, and he shrinks and a black hole is all that is left. It explodes into an orange cloud of dust.}


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