Other Character Email The Wheelchair/crane
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The Wheelchair Email #5
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Summary
The Wheelchair tries to get rid of Eh! Steve with a crane and a three ton weight.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, George, Eh! Steve, The Worm
Plot: The First Attack
Computer: Wheely 145
Lines: 72
Page Title: Wheely 145
Release Date: February 15, 2006
Transcript
THE WHEELCHAIR: In a world where a man is a wheelchair, another man will check his emails! And it could be the same person! Unless...never mind.
{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe and an email pops up}
Hi The wheelchair,
Have you made off with Eh! Steve? I think you should! Cuz I think he's being too much on you.
The 386
THE WHEELCHAIR: The 386? What does that mean? You should choose a more memorable number, like...145! {typing} Anyway, I have no idea what you just said, but I think you said that I should get rid of Eh! Steve. There's only one problem with that. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS!
{George pops his head onscreen}
GEORGE: I think I know of a way to get rid of Eh! Steve.
THE WHEELCHAIR: {not typing} How?
GEORGE: I've been noticing that Eh! Steve likes frozen brussel sprouts dipped into chocolate. If we can make some then we can lure Eh! Steve under a three ton weight and drop it on him.
THE WHEELCHAIR: And just where are we going to get a three ton weight and a crane?
GEORGE: Ahem...employee of the month...ahem.
THE WHEELCHAIR: All right! Let's make frozen brussel sprouts dipped in chocolate!
{Cut to a kitchen}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Brussel sprouts.
{George gives The Wheelchair brussel sprouts}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Chocolate.
{George gives The Wheelchair a bowl of chocolate. The Wheelchair dips the brussel sprouts in the the chocolate.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Freezer.
{George gives The Wheelchair a freezer. The Wheelchair puts the chocolate covered brussel sprouts in the freezer.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: You're a pretty strong fellow for your size.
{cut back to the Wheely 145}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So now we just need to figure out how to control a crane and crush Eh! Steve.
GEORGE: Don't worry! Using a crane is as easy as one two three!
{Cut to George and The Wheelchair in a crane. The number '1' is at the bottom left part of the screen in red. The Wheelchair picks up a three ton weight with the crane. The number switches to '2' and The Wheelchair moves the crane over TNT. The number switches to '3' and The Wheelchair drops the three ton weight on the TNT. The TNT explodes. The '3' disappears. The Wheelchair picks up another three ton weight.}
GEORGE: You passed! Now we can move onto the real thing!
THE WHEELCHAIR: I don't know George. If I get rid of Eh! Steve, he won't be able to buy me a better birthday present.
GEORGE: That was three years ago.
THE WHEELCHAIR: I know but...oh! Here he comes! Put out the brussel sprouts dipped in chocolate and then frozen!
GEORGE: I'm a snail.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Yeah I know.
GEORGE: I'm three times slower than a turtle.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Yeah, and rabbits are fast. And the tortoise beat the hare.
GEORGE: Well, you're the one with jet packs and rocket boosters.
THE WHEELCHAIR: PUT OUT THE FROZEN CHOCOLATE COVERED TREAT OR ELSE I'LL EAT YOU!
GEORGE: All right, I'll do it.
{George jumps out the crane and crawls below the three ton weight. He takes out the brussel sprouts dipped into chocolate and then frozen.}
GEORGE: It's set!
{George crawls back over to the crane and then climbs back in}
THE WHEELCHAIR: That wasn't so hard, was it?
{Eh! Steve goes under the crane and begins eating the brussel sprouts dipped into chocolate and then frozen. The Wheelchair presses the button and the three ton weight begins to fall.}
THE WORM: Look out!
{Eh! Steve jumps sideways with the brussel sprouts dipped in chocolate and then frozen in his hands. The three ton weight misses Eh! Steve.}
THE WORM: Dee Wheelchair, you are undeer arrest.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Since when are you a cop?
THE WORM: You are to teach Ee Steve how to talk eevry morning from seveen to nine. Unless he learns how to talk will the lesseens stop.
THE WHEELCHAIR: When did you become a cop?
THE WORM: George will report to my hole eevry night from five to seveen for a lesseen on what's right and what's wrong.
THE WHEELCHAIR: WHEN DID YOU YOU BECOME A COP?
THE WORM: Eef you do not arrive you will be seent to jail.
THE WHEELCHAIR: JUST TELL ME HOW YOU BECAME A COP AND I'LL COME!!
THE WORM: Say please.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Please.
THE WORM: All right, I'll tell. Eet's not tha inteeresting. I received a leeter een the mail.
GEORGE: That's it?
THE WORM: Eet was from an anonymous cop.
THE WHEELCHAIR: That doesn't sound right. You don't sound like an official cop.
{explosion in the distance}
THE WORM: Bye.
{The Worm jumps into his hole}
EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!
THE WHEELCHAIR: He better get me a better birthday present after this.
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Wheelchair to see him teach Eh! Steve how to talk:
THE WHEELCHAIR: Say wheel.
EH! STEVE: Way.
THE WHEELCHAIR: This is getting annoying.
Fun Facts
- 386 is the number in the Compy 386. 145 is the number in the Wheely 145.
- Many commercials say that their product is as easy as 1, 2, 3!
- Some parents only let their kids do things if they say please.
- The Tortoise and the Hare is a children's book where a lazy rabbit loses a race against a turtle.
- George saying that The Wheelchair has jetpacks and rocket boosters is a reference to the previous email, where The Wheelchair attaches rocket boosters to his wheelchair.
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