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Summery

Dark Greggos next plot is threating not only the X-5, but the sanity of the minion trio.

CAST: Dark Greggo, Muffin Man, Jaro, Chorch, Grundy, Count X, Princess Homestar, The Noid, Mr. Cradgage, E-102 Stinkoman

LINES: 184

Transcript

{Fade into a space ship (NOT THE Z-SHIP!!!). White text under the ship reads “The Bad Guys Ship”. Cut to the inside of the ship. Two red, glowy eyes appear out of the darkness.}

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: After countless defeats by the minion trio, {"2" flashes above him for a second.} I have found the one thing that they cannot live without…

{He steps out of the shadows revealing Dark Greggo.}

DARK GREGGO:…their computer. Yes, without their X-5, they could not answer emails, they would be fired, and like Jaro’s daydream sequence in the last email, they would perish. H-

{Muffin Man comes in.}

MUFFIN MAN: Hey Mister Legs!

DARK GREGGO: Oh great. What do you want?

MUFFIN MAN: A pumpkin!

DARK GREGGO: What? No! Go away!

MUFFIN MAN: {The background behind him flashes wildly, and ruble falls from the roof.} WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I WAAAANNNNT A PUMPKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!

{Dark Greggo looks like he’s about to explode.}

DARK GREGGO: I’LL GET YOU A PUMPKIN IF YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!

MUFFIN MAN: {Ding}

DARK GREGGO: Where was I? Oh yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! But before I set my plan into action, I must call some friends of mine…

{Cut to the minion trio at the X-5.}

JARO: Emails to the up, and emails to the down.

Shooby-dooby-dooby-doo!
You want to be a major character on
a email show.
Ask me.

BTW, I, with 4 of my friends are teleporting to your ship.
Count X

P.S: Jaro, you owe me one.
Don't make me remind you.
Got milk? Hee hee...

JARO: Oh, so let’s get this straight. AFTER we win Fanstuff of the week, you want to join our cast? Just a "Get popular quick scheem". I’m on to you Xy..

GRUNDY: Is it possible that you do your own email show, without guest appearences of other more popular characters, Teen Titans, and wiki users? And, could you also, have people NOT do emails for you? Are you that lazy?

CHORCH: And, you can’t just teleport into someones house. That’s a home invasion.

JARO: {pause} That was too fast. Lets-

{Suddenly, an intense burst of light fills the screen. When it clears, 5 figures stand in front of the trio.}

{The first person, is a yellow, green and silver re-coloration of Stinkoman. The next person is a girl in a purple suit with Homestar on it. Number three looks strangley like Coach Z in a The Noid costume. 4 is a mix between Mr. Cardgage and Homestar. The last guy looks like the Grim Reaper.}

COUNT X: Alright, we’re finally here!!!

JARO: Who are you? Why are you doing in our house!?

MR. CRADGAGE: We were sent here to destr-

{Count X knocks him over quickly.}

MR. CRADGAGE: Oof!

COUNT X: What he was trying to say, is that we have, um, a…permit! T-To live in your Ship for a week!

GRUNDY: Where is this permit?

COUNT X: Here! {hands Grundy a card}

GRUNDY: {reading} Got dogs doing nasty things in your yard? Count X can zap it up. Call 5-4-2-6-3-9-

{Count X snatches the card away really fast.}

COUNT X: Well, I have a permit somewhere. It’s just that I..lost it?

CHORCH: Without one you have no reason to live here.

E102-STINKOMAN: {his hand turns into a flaming blade} If you don’t let us live here..

JARO: {nervous} H-Ha. W-We’d be h-happy to let you s-stay.

THE NOID: Great! Where’s your shower? I desperetly need one. I kinda need to brush my teeth too. {as he says this, green gas comes out of his mouth.}

GRUNDY: Ack!! {falls over}

JARO: Ahh! I can smell it and I don’t even have a nose!!! {he and Chorch collapse}

{Fade to a living room. The wiki users are dancing and partying. A huge boombox is playing VERY loud music. Every now and then, rubble will fall from the ceiling. Jaro bounces in with a night cap on.His eyes look sleepy.}

JARO: What are you doing?

PH: We’re partying! Wanna join us?

JARO: IT’S 1:00 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!

THE NOID: Come on! Party with us!!

JARO: If you want to stay here, you’re going to have to not throw as many parties and pitch in by helping us-

{The Poopsmith walks in. He has a shirt that says "Born to eat corn flakes".}

POOPSMITH: Is it me, or is the house falling apart?

JARO: Go back to sleep.

POOPSMITH: I hope I have the dream about the giant marshmellow again. {walks off.}

{Jaro collapses from exaustion.}

{pause}

COUNT X: Let’s dance some more!!

{They continue dancing. Cut to a bathroom. Count X is staring into a mirror.}

COUNT X: Wow. I am so handsome.

{Cut to the outside of the bathroom. The Poopsmith walks up with a newspaper.}

POOPSMITH: Ah. After those 497 cups of coffee, I’m ready to have a break. {knocks on door} Is anyone in there?

COUNT X: {in bathroom} Yes.

POOPSMITH: Okay. Take your time. {taps his foot} You done yet?

COUNT X: {in bathroom} No.

POOPSMITH: Okay. {starts whistling} La la la. {starts sweating} Are you done now?!

COUNT X: Sorry, no.

POOPSMITH: {he looks like he’s going to explode} Ujsdd!!!

{Cut to an X-ray of The Poopsmiths head. A nerve connecting to his brain is straining, when it suddenly explodes. Cut back to The Poopsmith.}

POOPSMITH: AHHHHHH!!! My brain! AaAaAaA!!!!

{He falls on the floor. Count X comes out of the bathroom.}

COUNT X: Okay, I’m done. You can go in.

POOPSMITH: {almost crying} B-But I don’t have to go anymore.

{A scene transition, featuring a callender reading “Tuesday”. When it goes away, Chorch is floating by some machine. He has a welders mask and a torch. Princess Homestar comes in.}

PH: Hey Chorchy. What’re you doing?

CHORCH: I’m working on some very difficult coding. Go away. Forever.

PH: Cool. What is this coding?

CHORCH: It’s the guidence system for our ship. It’s been acting funny lately.

PH: What’s that?

CHORCH: {annoyed} A guidence system is a system that guides. Go away.

PH: What’s this? {Points to a wire hanging from the ceiling.}

CHORCH: That’s a wire that used to be connected to the ceiling before you came here. Please go away.

PH: What happens if I do this!? {She pulls some wiring out of the guidence system.}

CHORCH: AHH! That’s what connects our guidence system to the main computer!! We’re going to die!!

{Nothing happens.}

PH: Well, I best be going now. {walks off.}

CHORCH: {a chunk of the roof falls on him.} Oof!

{The same transition scene plays, only the calender reads “Wendsday” now. Cut to E-102 and The Noid standing in front of a fridge.}

E-102: Man, I am so hungry, I could eat a moose!

THE NOID: Patience. Soon, we will make the best pizza ever!!

{He opens the fridge. Nothing is in there. A tumbleweed rolls by.}

E-102: MINE!! {he grabs the tumbleweed and stuffs it in his mouth.} It’s okay, I guess.

THE NOID: We need some real food!

{Grundy walks up.}

GRUNDY: You could go to the store and buy food.

E-102: Stores are for poor people!

GRUNDY: Huh?

THE NOID: Man, I’m starving. Can you fly us to the nearest Sonic?

GRUNDY: The only Space Sonic is about 700,000,000 lightyears away.

{Cut to E-102 and The Noids view of Grundy. Grundy suddenly turns into a plate of fried chicken, and then turns back to normal. E-102 and The Noid have swirly eyes and are drooling.}

GRUNDY: {offscreen} What? What’s wrong with you?

THE NOID: {still hypnotized} You know what I want to eat?

E-102: {hypnotized} What?

THE NOID: {hypnotized, close up} CHICKEN…

{Cut to Grundy, who looks terified.}

GRUNDY: Uh…uh-oh.

{Grundy runs offscreen followed by The Noid and E-102.}

GRUNDY: Ahh!!

E-102: I want barbeque sauce on MY slice of chicken.

THE NOID: I want mayo!

GRUNDY: {quickly goes into a closet, and The Noid and E-102 just keep running.} Whew.

{Cut to the computer room, where the trio are.}

JARO: Uhg. Only one more day. I don’t know if I can make it.

{Cut to another room, where the wiki users are.}

COUNT X: {talking into a watch.} In one hour, their computer is destroyed. Ha ha!

DARK GREGGO: {from watch} Excellent. When you get back, you each get a gift card to Arbys. Dark Greggo out.

{Cut back to the computer room.}

JARO: Let’s try to check an email without those bozos inturrupting.

Yo yo, Jaro!
Here is something to destroy Dark Greggo!

Cyber Ninja

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JARO: That’s nice of you Mr. Ninja! We should send you some award.

X-5: Award sent.

JARO: {typing} But, I hate to tell you this Coolio, but we won’t use this on Dark Greggo. No, we will use this to get rid of a couple of pests. {not typing} X-5, comense download!

X-5: Download: 50%….Download: 60%…

GRUNDY: This’ll clean there clock.

CHORCH: Why would it clean their clock?

GRUNDY: I don’t really know.

X-5: Download complete.

{A strange gun materielizes in front of Jaro.}

JARO: Sweet! Awesome! How does it work?!

GRUNDY: Try squeezing the trigger.

JARO: {Picks up the gun. A red laser shoots from the gun.}

GRUNDY: Cool!

{The trio walk out of the room. The wiki users are sitting on a couch.}

COUNT X: Hey hosts! This week has been one of the best I’ve ever had!

GRUNDY: What a coincidence! It’s been the worst week, WE’VE ever had!

JARO: So, as an added bonus to your awesome week, we…{pulls out the gun} SHOOT YOU OUT OF EXSISTANCE!!

MR. CRADGAGE: Gasp!

COUNT X: Y-You don’t know what that can-

JARO: YeahIdon’tcare. {Shoots laser, causing the wiki users to disappear.}

GRUNDY: They’re gone! Hooray!

CHORCH: Let’s go-

{An explosion is heard.}

JARO: What was that?

{They quickly leave to the computer room. When they get there, the X-5 is completely destroyed.}

JARO: The X-5! What happened!?

GRUNDY: Our beautiful computer!

CHORCH: Let’s go buy another one.

JARO: Okay.

{Cut to Dark Greggo.}

DARK GREGGO: Crap! I should’ve know that they’d buy a new computer! My plan is a total failure, and as a bonus, I lost my best agents!

MUFFIN MAN: What about me?

DARK GREGGO: You’re stupid.

{Cut back to the demolished X-5. The words "Click here to email Jaro" appear faintly on the screen.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the corner of the X-5's broken screen to see Jaro's greif.

JARO: He was my...FRIEND!!!!!!!

CHORCH: Calm down, we're going to get a new computer.

JARO: Oh, okay.

Fun Facts

  • There was a contest to see who could find the word "Jibney" in the email. It was found by Shim-Sham-Sam.
  • Sonic and Arbys are two popular fast-food resturants.
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