Other Character Email The Unguraits/Butt Dance

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The Unguraits butt danceand Kyle gets replaced.

Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, A Jaro, Mr. Cradgage, Contestro Sevornkey, The Ungrates (easter egg), A can (easter egg), Crontes Sevorn (easter egg)

Transcript

UNGURAIT #1: Wait...why are we skipping an email?

JARO: The director's outta ideas. We're making this the next one.

UNGURAIT #1: AHH! What are you doing here?!?

JARO: I'm replacing Kyle.

UNGURAIT #1: What the-- I'm getting the director. DIRECTOR! {Mr. Cradgage comes in}

MR. CRADGAGE: Yeah?

UNGURAIT #1: What is this about replacing Kyle?

MR. CRADGAGE: Oh, that. Well, we've been getting several complaints about his virus problem and we had to do something about it, so we decided to replace him.

UNGURAIT #1: Well, we won't stand for this! Complaints or not, Kyle has a virus!

MR. CRADGAGE: Oh, okay...I wonder if there are any bandit guys considering showbiz.

UNGURAIT #1: Hey, hey, hey! Buddy! Did we say "We won't stand for it"? We meant "We will gladly let you replace him".

MR. CRADGAGE: That's what I thought. Now check your email and accept Kyle's replacement. If you complain anymore, I'll replace you like a mad man. {leaves}

UNGURAIT #1: Well, this is gonna be a change of pace. We'll check now.

Dear Unguraits 1, 2, 3, and 4,
Have you tried a buttdance?
Those kinds are pretty popular nowadays.
-Markie, I mean, Marky

UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Uhh..."buttdance"? We're not doing that.

MR. CRADGAGE: {offscreen} Replacement.

UNGURAIT #1: Ugh...alright, we'll do it. {they begin to do Homestar's butt dance when Contestro comes in, shocked}

CONTESTRO: ...What are you doing?

UNGURIAT #1: A butt dance.

CONTESTRO: Oh...can I join?

JARO: And me?

UNGURAIT #1: Sure! {They all do the butt dance, even after the paper comes down.}

{The Paper}

Easter Eggs

• Click on The Unguraits to see an old-timey "rump jig" with the Ungrates, A can, and Crotes Sevorn.
• Click on Contestro to see an 20X6 "booty groove" with the Angaraines, A Jaro, and Carteen Sraven.