PBTC The Cheat Email/Bubs Concession Stand

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PBTC The Cheat Email #38 Bubs Concession Stand

Summary

Bubs gives The Cheat the concession stand.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Bubs, King Of Town, Homestar, Pom Pom, Strong Mad

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Here we go again on my own. {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

HEy there The Cheat
I am letting you take anything you want from my shop
any time all the time,
From Bubs.

THE CHEAT: {reading email} HEY! The Cheat, I am letting you know you can take anything from my concession stand anytime all the time. From Bubs. Well, Bubs. That's very generous. I'd better take advantage of that. {runs offscreen. Cut to The Cheat outside Bubs' Concession Stand.} Hey Bubs!

BUBS: {Jumps out from behind the counter! Blabbitablough! Did I's scare you?

THE CHEAT: No.

BUBS: Of course. {Laughs nervously and scratches his head} Heh heh. Uh...

THE CHEAT: I got your email.

BUBS: What email?

THE CHEAT: This one. {The Cheat pulls out the Pixeler}

BUBS: I didn't send that. {The Cheat puts the Pixeler away}

THE CHEAT: Well, can I have all your stuff?

BUBS: Anything for you.

THE CHEAT: Get out.

BUBS: Okay. {Bubs leaves the concession stand and The Cheat enters}

THE CHEAT: I gotsa check this out. {The Cheat walks into the back room and comes to a huge room} This room is huge. Let's look around. {The Cheat comes to a pile of assorted goodies} Ooh. Swiss Cake Rolls, trophies, drinks, food, some buses, King Of Town.

KING OF TOWN: {on the pile} What? I don't do nothing!

THE CHEAT: I should open a business. Like a, Concession Stand! I think I will. {The Cheat enters the main room and waits at the counter. Homestar walks up sweating}

HOMESTAR: Hey The Cheat got a bathroom for me? {The Cheat throws a toilet at Homestar, knocking him down}

THE CHEAT: That'll be a buck 50.

HOMESTAR: {gets up not sweaty} Much better. Here you go. {Homestar drops a deer and $.50 on the counter. The deer runs off and Homestar does too}

THE CHEAT: I got 50 cents! And I saw a deer! {Pom Pom walks up}

POM POM: {bubbles}

THE CHEAT: Sure. {The Cheat puts a book on the counter} Have a nice day.

POM POM: {bubbles and walks off. Strong Mad walks up}

STRONG MAD: COOKIE! COOKIE!

THE CHEAT: What kind?

STRONG MAD: SWEETIECAKE! SWEETIECAKE!

THE CHEAT: 1 sugar cookie on the house! {The Cheat gives Strong Mad a cookie and Strong Mad walks off. Bubs walks up}

BUBS: Gimme the usual.

THE CHEAT: Wanna barter?

BUBS: Yessir! {Bubs throws The Cheat a trophy and Bubs enters the concession stand as The Cheat leaves}

THE CHEAT: {back at the computer} Until next time, send an email. {The Printer falls, ejecting a CD reading, "Bubs Concession Stand"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the book that The Cheat gives Pom Pom to see it up close. The Cover reads "English for Poms".
  • Click the CD to see Bubs Concession Stand. It has a banner reading "Under OLD! NEW management!"


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