Other Character Email Jaro/cop out

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{Jaro and the others are in their spots.}

JARO: Well, it's once again time for an email. I'm sure there's some guy out there jumping up and down with drool hanging from his lip, screaming like some insane guy. Isn't that great?

{Jaro brings up an email.}

Subject:Icy land

Ello' Jayro.
Has you been to that icy land? With An ice machine???
Or the moon!?!?! OR THAT MYSTERIOUS FOREST!?!?!!!!!!!!
You should go there.
From
DJ. Uggsterr.

{Jaro reads the email without his normal quirks. He shouts the caps locked parts.}

JARO: Uhg, you people and making me do things. It's always just "Hey Jaro, go get some lunch!" or "JARO! Go under the sea! Like in Bonus Stage! They Are Funnie!". You can never just send me good emails.

'{Cut to a dream sequence of Jaro at the Lappit.}

JARO: For every email I get, I get about ten times as much in spam.

Subject:Nappit

Jaroman!
You should listen to America and take a

nap!
Your's truley,
David Robinson

JARO: Well, that sounds like something I'd do on a Saturday afternoon, Dave!

{Reality}

GRUNDY: If you had emails like that all the time, we'd lose viewers, right? We'd get no emails!

JARO: Exactly. Alright, let's go.

CHORCH: Just to not go places?

JARO: Yes.

GRUNDY: Where to?

JARO: I know the perfect place. Follow me.

CHORCH: I dunno...

{The trio walk offstage.}

{The end}

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