Sherlock's Blog/1
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| Sherlock's Blog by Shwoo | ||
| Characters | Page: 3|2|1 | Old Entries by Homfrog |
Note: The following entries have been translated from their original Cowcoptic.
| All Better |
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Day 21
I hear the string instrument music again. That's weird. I haven't heard it since I came here except for when we sang that song. I'm going to go investigate. I think something is happening. |
| Painful Pain |
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Day 18
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| Seeing |
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Day 16
I'm tired of looking at the mountains in the distance I can't get to. I'm tired of it always being night. I'm tired of the ground that doesn't feel like ground. I'm tired of having to translate everything I hear into Cowcoptic. I'm not tired of not being able to catch a worm, but that's because that's how it always is. Maybe I'm dreaming. I think I hit my head pretty hard on that tree. I miss trees. But how do I wake up? Let me try opening my eyes. That didn't work. I opened them wide and I'm still here. I have an idea! |
| Eh! Steve is still a jerk |
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Day 15
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| Singing |
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Day 14
THE WORM: Have you ever watched a show? My English isn't very good yet, but I sort of understood them. Then the voices started saying "Sweet Cuppin Cakes" again. I think. Then I felt the urge to sing, even though I didn't know the words. Then this happened. TALKING WHEELCHAIR: {In English} Have you ever watched a show? Then we all looked at Eh! Steve, and he said, "Eh! Steve!" in a really weird voice and sort of wandered off. The singing was sort of fun. I want to do it again sometime. I wonder why Eh! Steve has been pretending he can't talk. And what's a sweet cuppin cake? |
| Strong Bad's story (sort of) |
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Day 12
So later on I asked him again, and he didn't get angry this time. I think. We played charades for a long time, but all I found out was that he came from a land of stupid people, and he used to have a head for a head. I think he misses his land of stupid people. I asked the worm where it came from, and it said, "Here," in English. Then I jumped on it because it was a clever ploy to catch it off guard, but it moved again. |
| Talking Wheelchair's Story |
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Day 11
He used to be a normal chair with wheels that didn't talk and carried a kid around. He says he doesn't remember that part very well because he was an inanimate object back then. Then the end of civilisation happened, and everyone died. Talking Wheelchair didn't die because he wasn't alive yet. He sat there for a long time and started to rust, and eventually things that looked like Eh! Steve started appearing and cleaning things up. Then Eh! Steve came and started hitting him with a pipe, and he started to roll forward because he was being hit with a pipe. He ran into Eh! Steve and they both ran into a dwelling, and then they were suddenly here, and Talking Wheelchair was a talking chair with wheels, and Eh! Steve could only say Eh! Steve. And Talking Wheelchair wasn't rusty and beaten up anymore. But he was drawn really badly. So then Talking Wheelchair started chasing Eh! Steve all the time because he was angry about being attacked with a pipe, and after a while Strong Bad appeared. He's not a native either. I asked about the worm, and Talking Wheelchair said it was there when he got there. I'm going to ask Strong Bad how he got here. Maybe he can tell me in charades again. |
| Routine |
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Day 8
Morning: Wake up. No breakfast because I don't need to eat here. There's food, but as an adult cowcopter, custom dictates that I must only eat that which I caught myself. So that's my day. I also sketched a picture of what the natives look like, except I didn't do Talking Wheelchair because I can't draw him. I can't believe I haven't caught that worm yet. |
| Hallucination |
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Day 7
Strong Bad and Eh! Steve saw the hallucination as well, but they can't talk properly so I don't know what they saw. I do know that Eh! Steve stuck his tongue out, and Strong Bad attacked it. Attacking things is Strong Bad's way of telling them to go away. It's his way of telling me to go away, anyway. I don't think the worm saw it. I haven't seen it at all today. |
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Day 6
I don't get this place. No wonder my internal compass is messed up. |
| Update |
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Day 4
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| A Way Out? |
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Day 2
My sister was making fun of me for being a failure and not being able to catch my own food again. She said I couldn't even catch a worm. So I started looking for worms to prove her wrong. I found one in the forest and tried to pull it out, but I missed and hit my head on a tree. Then I woke up here. So anyway, this morning I woke up and the hole was right next to me. There was a worm sticking out of it. I got here because I couldn't catch a worm. So if I catch a worm, I should be able to get out! It makes perfect sense! I think it was a different worm to the one that got me here, but I'm not sure with the way the colours are today. I tried to catch it all morning, but it kept going inside its hole. That's okay. I don't miss my home yet, and I want to learn Talking Wheelchair's language. When I get home, I'm going to try extra hard to be a mighty hunter instead of an outcast. |
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Day 1, but later on
Talking Wheelchair: He hates the trapezoid and chases him all the time. I'm teaching him some of my language, and he's teaching me some of his language. I think I have the wrong kind of mouth to speak his language, though. Eh! Steve: This is the trapezoid that Talking Wheelchair always chases. I call him Eh! Steve because that's all he ever says. He's kind of a jerk, actually. He poked me in the eye when I tried to talk to him. Strong Bad: He has a spherical light brown/pink torso, two black legs that end in red things, two brown/pink arms that end in other red things, and also he has a keyboard for a head. He can't talk, but I think he can understand me, and he can understand Talking Wheelchair. We played charades for a while, and that's how I learned his name. I also found a hole in the ground that moves around. I think there might be something living in it. I'll look more closely tomorrow. I'm tired. There's no beds, but I'm a cowcopter! I can sleep rough! |
| First Contact |
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Day 1
The ground: alternating blue and white rectangles, smooth surface. That's all there is, really. When I first came here, I heard a tune, then it stopped. It sounded like it was played on a string instrument, but I didn't see any. Then one of the natives came up to me. It was black and white and looked like a sketch of a chair with wheels. This is what happened: NATIVE: {gibberish} Then another native came by. This one was light brown/grey trapezoid, and had small black arms and legs. It also had a pattern on its lower body, a mouth that sort of curled at both ends, and triangle shaped eyes. The first native went chasing after it. I wandered around for a while and found this computer, just like the ones at home. And then I started writing on it. |
