Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/MikeControl's Birthday
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{Cut to Airstar,Schoolstar,The Chuck and Homsar44withpie gathered around a table in MikeControl's kitchen. There's a big cake with twelve candles on it. They all have party hats on.}
AIRSTAR:Blow e'm out!
MIKECONTROL:Okay!
{MikeControl blows the candles out. A weird looking hat with eyes pops up out of nowhere.}
HAT:Yo. I'm the golden birthday hat. Want some stuff?
MIKECONTROL:Um, sure hat?
HAT:Here's some stuff. But to get them you have to guess the right price.
{Hat moves to reveal a laptop computer on a stand. "The Show" music plays in the background. Homestar walks up to the stand.}
HOMESTAR:This 1600 Megabits? Um, of wam computer laptop with a 12 inch scween, and 1700...uhh...you know what? It doesn't matter, it's a weally good laptop!
HAT:What's the price?
MIKECONTROL:Um, 200 bucks?
HOMESTAR:NO!!
HAT:You don't get it! Next item!
{The pedastool now has a Sbemail DVD on it.}
HOMESTAR:This is SBemail disc 5! It has emails 130-160 and it's gweat!
MIKECONTROL:Uhh...12 bucks?
HAT:Yes! You get it!
{Homestar throws it at MikeControl.}
MIKECONTROL:YES!
{The pedastool now has a clay box on it.}
HOMESTAR:This is a ClayStay clay box filled with clay.
MIKECONTROL:26 bucks?
HAT:Yes!
{Homestar throws that at him.}
HAT:Well, that's all. Except one thing...
{Zoom out to Airstar,Schoolstar,The Chuck,Homestar,Bubs,Darknight Creeper,Airbird Inventor,Airjet Booster,Superstar Hoopster,Airstar's version of Trogdor,puppets,Kids,Strong Bad,little Airstar,little The Chuck,Oxygenstar,Breathstar,ninjas,1-Up's evil version,Homestar evil version,The Goat Rambler,Clone-up,107-Up,two white and red astromunds,Homsar evil version,The Homestar Runner evil version,Anderson Cooper,some guy,a cow,Waldo,A cashier,The Chav, Shortstar Runner,Darktower,The Cheat,The Chav,Homsar,Trevor,Stinkoman,1-Up,Agent,Super Sam,The Announcer,Mustachio Homestar,Dick Cheney,Coach Z,Dr.T-doggin,Atari Homestar,Cheerleader,assorted time period Airstars,Homsar44withpie,Taks test,Water Bad,Bill,Japanese guy,Joel,Birds,Conway Twitty, Dr.C-doggin,Dr.House,Dr.Demento,Dr.Hibbert,Dr.Hartfeild,Birdman,guy on walkie talkie,grampa Flyer,Jon Stewart,narrarator,Monk 1,Monk 2,Monk 3,Monk 4,FCUSA army,Toad,Goombas,Korean gangster,Luigi,Yoshi,Watteson Kurinashu Todayton Zubamabe Jonessers Grephidus Nackella Jr. the 193,394th,Mr.Gumballdassu,Edgar's sister,Chuckball,Trainstar Squigblast,Stinkoman,ET,buncha aliens,Mexistar,John Kerry,Bobe Dole,Al Gore,Antonio,The Knight,Two reporters,The KOT,Charlie and Craig Reid,Frankforter,Canadian guy,baby,John Kleenex,Joshua,Super Sam,Thatkidsam,Ekul,Rainer,Homeschool,Jerry Seinfeld,The Cleric,Tracy Ullman Airstar,Tracy Ullman The Chuck,Tracy Ullman Schoolstar,Badstar,Yoda's ghost,Obi-Wan's ghost,Kyle Westwood,Jason,Grant,Steve,Dustin,Andy,Dave,Jesus,Old lady,Senor Cardgage,Ninja,Blonde German guy,Young Roy,Homesore loser,Nurse,Nurse 2,Mario,Rat,Pom Pom,That Guy,Guy Guyerson,Ice Climbers,Captain Falcon,Count Bleck,FWP officers,Screaming guy,Generic guy,Mona Lisa,Dangersorta,Viper villian,Foriegn guy 1,Foriegn guy 2,The Goblin,Techician guy,Homsar the user,Jimmy Carter,Ted the Darkmando,Darkmando,Aquacheat,Speaker lady, and Hat.}
ALL:HAPPY DAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY, MIKECONTROL!
