Other Character Email Homestar/viewtible
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Homestar Email #21: "viewtible"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Strong Mad
Homestar goes Viewtiful, and stops a couple villains.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Email is good for stuff, like reading!
Hey homestar!
Can you use some special powers to go Viewtiful?
--Mal Australien
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Viewtiful? Viewtible? Yeah, I think you meant Viewtible. Anyway, Mal Pal, I don't know if I can go Viewtible. I'll try!
{cut to a view of the entire computer room. Homestar gets up and faces the camera.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Henshin, henshin, one two, one two!
{Homestar starts glowing. There is a white flash. Everything is now darker and has more shading.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooo. I'm all... Third dimension.
{Homestar runs offscreen. Cut to a darker and The Field with more shading. The entire screen except Homestar turns black. Homestar's star starts glowing.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooo. Ahhh.
{Pom Pom walks in, and then jumps up into the air and floats there.}
POM POM: {bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I have the power?
POM POM: {bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's all I have to do?
POM POM: {bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I see. Henshin again!
{There is a flash of white. Homestar is wearing blue clothes and a blue mask over his eyes.}
POM POM: {bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I will use my powers for good, Master Pom Pom.
{Pom Pom floats up until he is offscreen. Strong Bad, who is dressed in black, flys in and punches Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow...
STRONG BAD: I will take over the world!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I won't let you, Strongio Badio!
STRONG BAD: You will try.
{Homestar jumps up and kicks Strong Bad.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That was way too easy.
STRONG BAD: Help me up!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No.
{Homestar runs offscreen. Cut to Strong Bad's house. Homestar is there.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: This must be Strong Bad's fortress.
{Strong Mad jumps in and tries to tackle Homestar. Everything slows down. Homestar dodges Strong Mad, and then everything goes back to normal.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa! That was cool.
{Everything speeds up. Homestar runs up to Strong Mad and kicks him extremely quickly. Everything goes back to normal.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That was cool. Er! Well, guy who's name I forget, I can go Viewtible. The End.
{The paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
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Transcript
{Strong Bad runs in.}
STRONG BAD: I'll get you next time!
{Homestar kicks him offscreen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Woo!
