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{{User:Super Sam/Headline|100 Fanfics/He|10 Things H*R Loves About SB}}10. I really like his outfit. His red gloves, they really go with his blue mask. And his bright green eyes... Yeah, Strong Bad has really great fashion sense.

9. And, whenever I say stuff, Strong Bad always listens. He's a really nice guy. Like yesterday, I was telling him about I won a lifetime supply of Fluffy Puffs from that flying marshmallow guy, and he listened for a whole five seconds before he hit me with his key-sword-tar. And that is why he is my best friend after Pom Pom.

8. Strong Bad is really good at funny stuff. Really, really, good. Just watch one of his Strong-Bad-Whatever-They-Ares. I mean, I was laughing for hours after I saw his latest one. "Strong Mad will appreciate it." That's the funniest thing since... funny things... were... invented.

7. I'm a terrificer athlete than Strong Bad, so I challenge him to terrific athlete games all the time. It's really funny to see him lose, but lately he's been saying no. I don't know what's up with that.

6. His door is always unlocked, so whenever I wanna go inside and bug him, I just walk right on in. Pom Pom thinks that has something to do with that key shaped cookie I found on his kitchen table that one time, but I say that cookie begins with a C, and... uh, I forgot how the rest of that goes.

5. Strong Bad has a really cool name. I really like saying it. Strong Baaaaaaaaad. Okay, I wasn't really saying it just then. I just typed a lot of letters. Now I really am saying it, but I guess you can't hear me, huh? Um, and it's one of those names that means something. Strong Bad's name is "Strong" "Bad", and that means that he is... he has arms. I think that's really cool.

4. Ever since my teebee had that accident with that bottle of Mountain Dew, I've been hanging out at Strong Bro's place to get my fix of Popular Reality Show, and all that other stuff I watch. Oh man, watching infomercials at two in the morning is a blast when I do it with Strong Bad.

3. Okay, so Strong Bad says he hates me and almost everyone else in town. He's so funny. That's such a good joke that I don't get. I told you guys he was funny. I told Marzipan that joke once, but she just broke up with me for a couple days. Strong Bad is such a cool guy that he can make that joke work without making his girlfriend dump him, except he doesn't have a girlfriend, so I guess that must be why he can make that joke work.

2. I like Strong Bad's mom a lot. You guys never met her, but she is a really nice lady. Uh... That's really all I can say about her without getting Strong Bad mad at me. He doesn't like it when people talk about his mom.

1. The website is still called homestarrunner.com . I was really getting worried that Strong Bad was the main character now, and I was just some pointless side character. I don't think I could be friends with him anymore if he took my job, and my girlfriend, and my terrific athletics, and how everyone loves the me. 'Cause that's what being the main character is all about, right?

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