Other Character Email Airstar Flyer/Darknight

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{Cut to Darknight sitting in a chair in a silver-walled room with a buncha buttons.}

DARKNIGHT:Sigh...what to do? I have nothing to do until I hatch that secret plan to {Censored for spoilerz!} Um...

{Darknight's phone rings. His ringtone is "Decaoupage" by Taranchula. He answers it.}

DARKNIGHT:Hello?

OTHER GUY:Hey Darknight! What suit do you wanna be buried in?

DARKNIGHT:I told you to stop calling me, Dank Sattelite!

DANK SATTELITE:Well I have a plan against Air Bad! And you! You're both goin' DOWN!!

DARKNIGHT:Never Dank! I WILL NEVER LET YOU WIN!

{They both hang up. Cut to a yellow walled room inside of a submarine with a blue couch and a big tv. Cut to Darknight in the white room.}

DARKNIGHT:Hello, STUPID FAT SMELLY IDIOT FAT SMELLY STUPID SMELLY STUPID-

{It cuts to Airstar in the blimp's white room.}

AIRSTAR:What 20eric06 was trying to say is that this not quite email is cancelled. Sorry, we have to pull a Donkey Kong Racing. But we will give you this free season pass to Sweet Throw Up Cakes! Make sure to ride the ride, "This ride will not lead to a big pit."

{Airstar gives the pass to YOU! Personally. This hasn't happened to anybody else.}