Homestarmy Men Online/The "cwack" in the website

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There's a "cwack" in the website, which leads to the real world, in which you can fight in. On the website side, there is a burnt The Stick, and Lord Quackingstick. You can also go into Limbo, where you're between the two worlds, and the next person to post is the only one that can hear them, and no one can see them.

Actions

El_Bounty is in the real world. He takes the AK-47, Mac-10, and the shotgun. Then he jumps back into the website, takes the lighter, and makes an awesome giant flamethrower! He then burninates The Stick.

El_Bounty hops back into the real world and starts waving the flamethrower around wildly. Jenny and the Brothers Chaps run away. One day later, they make a new short where crazy turtles get weaponry from Trogdor. But that's besides the point. El_Bounty looks triumphant.

Fireboy goes into limbo.

Nonsense is in the website. He uses dark magic to turn Lord Quackingstick into Mutant Lord Quackingstick, an evil quackingstick. Nonsense uses healing magic to heal The Stick from the burnination attack.

BMW enters the battle! He runs to a computer in the real world. He watches a toon. He thinks about editing your attacks, but doesn't. He throws a book at El_Bounty. "Read a book!"

StrongstarRunner goes into limbo, and screams about how awesome he is to the next person.

Fireboy₂ screams, in pure confusion as to how he can be in limbo, and be only hearable by one person, and can hear one person who can't be heard by anyone else GAAAHHHH!!!!!

Talk

Seamus:Well, I thought that this would be the perfect place for wars.