Other Character Email Homestar/fashion pointers
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Homestar Email #28: "fashion pointers"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan (easter egg), Strong Bad (easter egg)
Homestar Runner gives LOL FASHION TIPZ OMGZORS.
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, so it was a long and boring story, but the Lappy 5000 thing turned out to be a hoax. So I spent about five months searching for some science-type guy who had an un-freezy-doodle. And, um, that's how I got it fixed. So...... let's check the email.
{Homestar types "homestarmails.exe", and an email comes up.}
H to the * to the R,
You are such a stylish dude. Dude!
Can you give me some fashion pointers,
you stylin' guy?
Generic closing,
Bottles98
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reads "*" as "astrerisk", pronounces "generic" as "jen-er-ick"} Whoa! 98 bottles decided to email me? You guys are some smart young bottles to come up with such a slick email! I give you a Good Prize. Ding! {clears screen} Anyway, 98 Cans or whatever that was, I am faltered by your askance of my l33t {pronounces as "ell-three-three-tee"} fashion skillz {pronounces as "skill-zee"}. {not typing} I learned how to type all cool like that from The Cheat! Oh wait, this isn't my commentarty track. Anyway...
{Cut to the Stick. There is a giant bottle in the middle of the field.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voice-over} So, first, I Think I Can 1998, let's talk about your shirt. Your shirt is the most important part of the outfit because it's the first thing most people will look at. Unless you're Strong Bad. But that's not the point. QUIT BOTHERING ME! Anyway, red is the best color for your shirt because it rhymes with "Ted", which is a cool name. You could change your names to Ted, bottle peoples! Anyway, you gotta wear a red shirt.
{A red shirt is put on the bottle.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {v-o} Or if you can't find one, a pink shirt will do.
{A pink shirt appears wrapped around the bottle's neck.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {v-o} Then, you should probably wear some sort of sign or emblem {pronounces as "emblelm"} on your shirt. Like a star...
{A star appears on the red shirt.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {v-o} ...or, if you prefer word thingies, "Neva Die".
{The words "Neva Die" (in black Medieval-esque lettering) appear on the pink shirt}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Next, we gotta talk about a hat. A good hat says something about the person and-slash-or thing who wears it. Like, "Hello, I am cool," or "Hey, look at me, I'm wearing a hat!" Your hat should complement your shirt. So in other words, the message your hat should be saying is, "Hey, shirt! You're looking very lovely today. And is that a new haircut? It looks nice on you!" Since you have a red or pink shirt, I'd suggest a red hat, {a red hat appears on top of the bottle} a blue hat, {a blue hat appears, squished on the underside of the bottle}, or both!
{A red and blue hat appears inside the bottle.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {v-o} And there should probably be a propeller..... somewhere.
{A propeller sticks out from the side of the bottle.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {v-o} Oh, and wear some good ol' long pants, but make sure they're so long that you can't see 'em.
{Some pants appear on top of the hat, grow to an enormous size, and then disappear.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {v-o} I swear, it's, like, physics or something. Really.
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Anyway, Ted, that's how to look as awesome as I am. {not typing} See you all later, guys. I've heard there's some new abstract sculpture down by the Stick that looks like a bottle with some clothes thrown onto it, so until next time, I'm Homestar Michael "Hal" Runner and I've got common sense or whatever that guy said.
{Homestar gets up and leaves. The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Good Prize" to see a drawing of a smiling Homestar holding a paper with the words "Good Prize!" on them.
- Click on "awesome" to see the bottle again.
Transcript
{Cut to the Stick. The dressed-up bottle that Homestar made is in the middle. Marzipan, Strong Bad, and Homestar are looking at it.}
MARZIPAN: Whoever made this deserves a Good Prize!
STRONG BAD: Pretentious crap, if you ask me.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't get it.
Fun Facts
- This is the first Homestar Email written by Einoo.
- "Good Prize" is a reference to Pumpkin Carve-nival.
