Other Character Email Homestar/best of friends
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Homestar Email #6: "best of friends"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad
Strong Bad and Homestar Runner: friends?
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Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And I checked my email! I checked my email!
Hi Homestar,
If Strong Bad abuses you so much,
why don't you kill him?
-Vinnie C.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Strong Bad not my friend? You gots to be kidding me. We are totally the best of friends. Right, Strong Bad?
{Cut to a wide shot of the room. Strong Bad is on the right, crouched over something.}
STRONG BAD: Yeah, sure. Whatever.
{Cut back to the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: See? I told you. Now I'm gonna go get a glass of melonade for me and my best friend Strong Bad.
{Homestar walks away. The Paper comes down. Ten seconds later...}
STRONG BAD: Oh man, is he gone?
{Cut to a wide shot of the room. Strong Bad gets up, revealing a cardboard box labelled "DANGER".}
STRONG BAD: The Cheat! Come in and move this thing!
{The Cheat comes in and picks up the box. Strong Bad and The Cheat leave. Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad closes the fridge door, and The Cheat stands next to him.}
STRONG BAD: Quick, hide!
{Homestar walks in, and opens the fridge. Cut to fridge interior, where a heavily vibrating can of Melonade sits.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A fresh can of Melonade! Delicious. Waitaminnit... why's it all shaky?
{Homestar takes the can of Melonade. Cut to wide shot of the kitchen. Strong Sad walks in.}
STRONG SAD: {in a monotone} Hello, Homestar. Would you share some melonade with me. {whispering} Now what?
STRONG BAD: {whispering, offscreen} Just keep with the plan, or it'll go bye-bye.
STRONG SAD: {whispering} You'd better not!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a monotone} Why yes, I will share some melonade with you. {whispering} Now what?
{Silence for a few seconds.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Like this?
{Homestar opens the can, which promptly explodes in a splash of pink liquid, leaving Homestar and Strong Sad drenched. Strong Bad walks in from offscreen.}
STRONG BAD: Oh man, that was HILARIOUS! With you- {points to Strong Sad} And you- {points to Homestar} And you got {breaks out in laughter} all drenched! Ahahahahahahahaha! Oh man, that is too funny!
STRONG SAD: Can I at least have my journal back?
STRONG BAD: Oh, little Strong Sad wants his diary back! Well it looks like it just got {pulls out the journal and the BMW lighter} DELETED! Ahahaha!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is some pretty good melonade.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Homestar at the end to see him shoot melonade out of his mouth at Strong Sad.
Fun Facts
- The email for this one is copied nearly word for word from the Strong Bad Email "homsar".
