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{{Homsar's Blog/Entry|N=50|Title=IT'S OVER!|Date=11:35PM, Tuesday 8th of January, 2008|Entry=Yes, the new year has come and my news year resolution was to finally wind up production of this blog. It's been great and all, documenting my adventures for the past one and a half years, but something is just... lacking... now. Thanks to everybody who kept tish blog going by reading every entry I put up.

Don't worry too much though, because I'm not leaving the InstaNet scene completely: I've decided to follow the lead of Strong Bad and Trevor and such and answer some e-mails that you guys send me online! It'll be much fun, I'm sure. Nothin's going to change greatly, it'll be the same Homsar goodness in a new [[Squeakymails]] package. So enjoy! Don't foget to check out my latest (and last)special entry, celebrating all the crazy crap I've done over the months.

So, unil my first e-mail, this is Homsar, signing off from my blog... forever.

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{{Homsar's Blog/Entry|N=49|Title=Kitty is eating my megahertz!|Date=11:42PM, Friday 18th of May, 2007|Entry=Um, helloes. It's me again, Homsar! You've probably forgotten about me, as I've been gone for so vera long.

You may think that the two months since my last blog entry weren't that long... except for the fact that it's two months and a year. Well, what can I say? I kinda got distracted with all forms of adventures and celebrities and the like. Okay, I lied.It was more "I accidentally pushed the Rocko off a cliff." And oh-so-lazy me, I decided to not worry about starting the entire flash movie from the previous entry again... then I realised I'd already uploaded most of it to the intrawebs.

So, yeah, I plan on finishing it soon. This is just a quick entry to let you know that I'm not actually dead. This is Homsar and his new shiny Clammy 2048, signing oout.|Mood=Lazish|FlashMovie=1001 "Your Mum" Jokes|FlashAuthor=Spectral Scythe}}
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{{Homsar's Blog/Entry|N=48|Title=This Week in Another Universe|Date=''{date unknown}''|Entry=Dang, juys. The last few days (and years) and have been possibly the most eventful thing I've done in my life. But then again, I've done a lot of things, like travelling to 20X6, rescuing Homeschool, and causing the great Pudding Pill disaster of '06. Anyway, there's only one possible way to tell you the story.

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{{Homsar's Blog/Entry|N=47|Title=Crap fInterestor Bring Fuainsn|Date=11:46AM, Sunday 5th of March|Entry=Hey, this is Homsar and I suck! I like, totally suck so bad. Like, there was this one rtime, when somebody went shoopping for a vaccuum cleaner, but they chose Homsar instead, because he sucked... way more then a vaccuum cleaner! So, um... todayI went to the almighty Strong Bad's house,and I gave him millions of dollars, becauswe he is so awexome! Because I suck, but Strong Bad is awesome! Everybody should give all of their dollars to him! I mean, if there was anything worth giving dollars to, it's Strong Bad, or maybe The Cheat! So, uh... I think that<br />
Hey guys. You know how on Monday I said I'd do something interesting? Well, I did. I decided to invite Universal Headmaster Homsar over, and we had a blast. The first thing we did was go out into the fields and punch some cows. We then us<br />
he Cheat down to the ol' concession stand, which totally should belong to Strong Bad and not <s>Homsar</s> me! I went and bought four jillion bottles of that crappy Squeezy polish, for my crappy hat, Squeezy! I mean, what kind of a crappy name is Squeezy?! It's so crap, it's almost as crap as the time I went over to The Poopsmith's file of whats-it and ate<br />
ce. Man, that was one good breakfast. That's when we did something really interesting. We borrowed the Schmick from Homeschool and drove out to the field behind the field. You know how everybody only seems to see one part of the field, the part in front of the hedge with a seemingly infinite length? Well, there'<br />
ad is so much of a dump. Could he be any more of  a dump? I can't believe I still hang out with that huge pile of dump, but I guess dumb and sucking go together like Strong Bad and The Cheat, except in a dumping and sucking kind o<br />
e seconds remaining, I lept up in what seemed to be slow-mo, and fired! I won 27-26. Of course me being me, and Universal Headmaster Homsar also being me (in a very sparse sense), he wanted a rematch. What I mean by "sparse sen<br />
oooooo, I had to put the crappy security wall so the all powerful Strong Bad couldn't get in! But with a little help from the almost all pow<br />
ome after a good game. But the day was only half over - once we got back, I used the Experiment Room to generate some of the most a<br />
uck! I mean, like, I suck like a crappy crap crap Crautshank. There's only one other person who sucks that bad, an<br />
ling refreshed, we headed out to our next activity of interesting fun, which, conveniently enough,<br />
ney! And what's with this guy, Jlammy? I mean, he probably sucks as much as I <br />
k goodness. Universal Headmaster Homsar must be pretty po<br />
otally have Crap for Brains, hence the titl<br />
hat Foogle has a store now? I d<br />
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{{Homsar's Blog/Entry|N=46|Title=Home Sweet Home-star|Date=4:45PM, Monday 27th of February|Entry=Alright, I swear that this will be the last bad pun title. I couldn't think of anything better. At least it has some meaning, due to the fact that I can now sit at home and use the Rocko without being interrupted by flying pudding and flying challenges. Now everything is back to normal. Yup. Good ol' normal. Nothing like normality. Is normality even a word?

'''Searching dictionary...'''

normality ''(noun)'':<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Used in Tampo Emails, so it must be a real word.

Well, that's good to know. So now it's just me and my normality... sigh. So boring. Uh... Trevor came around before. He hasn't been the same since we fed him that pudding pill. He used to be an okay kind of guy, now he's Strong Bad's kind of guy. Speaking of Strong Bad, he's been circulating this movie around the web of me supposedly hovering in mid-air. Letme tell you this - no way is that true. I can't hover, Squeaky can't hover, and all Strong Bad did was edit )badly) footage of me jumping on a trampoline in my backyard, which I generated with '''BUTTON 847''' (not the backyard, the trampoline). Something tells me the trampoline is going to become pretty convenient at some stage.

What to talk about... you know, I wasc onsidering getting a pet the other day. I went down to the local pet store (which happened to be named "BUBS <s>CONC</s> PET STORE") and had a look for a cat. Then I remembered what happened with the Charnstar (with the help of a security camera flashback), and I decided against getting a cat. Too bad though, I here they make excellent pets.

Gah, I'm so bored. When living with a bunch of other people for over a month, you realise that when you're all alone, it can get pretty boring. I don't remember how I passed the time. It sems so long since I talked about my hospital trips, my family, Squeaky, my house, or any of those sort of things. Tomorrow, I'm gonna do something interesting, i swear. I'm going to have some fun if it kills me! Well, not literally, but... you get the idea.|Mood=Borreeoororrod|FlashMovie=The Cheese Catalogue|FlashAuthor=Mr. Zerb}}

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