Other Character Email The Unguraits/Rockets
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The Unguraits fly to...umm...don't they live on that planet?
Cast(In order of appearance): Shadowy Figure (Not the Trickster), Possessed Squid, The Unguraits, A Jaro, Psychic Cheat, Cruelskull Killer, Ometar, Evil Sock Puppet
Transcript
{fade in from black}
SHADOWY FIGURE (NtT): You want revenge?
POSSESSED SQUID: Of course, but...who are you?
SHADOWY FIGURE (NtT): I will be your ally in the 6th saeson.
POSSESSED SQUID: Oh. Well, what are you now?
SHADOWY FIGURE: I am a regular character. Now leave. {sends him away with magical powers}
POSSESSED SQUID: {Offscreen, in vortex} That was pointless!
{Cut to the Steely 801}
UNGURAIT #1: Email...we've run out of intros!
You guys should attach some big rockets to the ground and try to fly the earth. Dylan
UNGURAIT #1: Well Dylan, that's a good idea, but...WE LIVE ON THIS PLANET! We can't go to a planet we already live on! Instead,we'll go to the planet...Uhh...someplace. Yeah, that's it. We'll go to planet Someplace!
JARO: That planet doesn't exist!
UNGURAIT #1: The more you speak, the more we miss Kyle and his referance virus.
JARO: Ow...anyway, that planet doesn't exist. Why don't we go to the planet Mars or Hydrox or even Saturn.
UNGURAIT #1: First of all:We don't care. Second:We can't referance anything ever. If we do, we'll get heaps of complaints leading to another outragous change due to a poll incident. And third:We've been to Saturn before.
JARO: Well, to counter that, first of all:It doesn't exist! Second:You never cared before. And third:When have you been to saturn?
UNGURAIT #1: First of the last all:WE DON'T CARE!!! Second:That was before Mr. Cradgage started going insane! And third:It was when H*R 700 told us to blow up a planet.
JARO: Well, where are you gonna get rockets?
UNGURAIT #1: Uhh...Let's go to the squid.
{Cut to the Possessed Squid's cave lair}
POSSESSED SQUID: With the new weapons the shadowy figure gave me, I shall destroy the Unguraits...{pan out to see no weapons} is what I would have said if he gave me some! But I digress, onto the plot. I must gather some allies to destroy them! Maybe the Psychic guy? {Cut to a fast-forward to the Possessed Squid and Psychic Cheat at his lair. PC is constantly saying "Redrum Redrum Redrum". Cut back to the lair.} Nah. Maybe I should call some villains to see if they want to team up with me. {cut to the lair's screen with Cruelskull Killer on it.} So what do you say?
CRUELSKULL: No. {hangs up}
POSSESSED SQUID: Crap. {fast-forward to the squid talking to Ometar, somewhat disappointed} You in?
OMETAR: Forget it. I work alone, 'cept when I work with Omsar, which is never. So up yours. {hangs up}
POSSESSED SQUID: Jibney. {fast-forward to the squid talking to a sock puppet with an angry face drawn on it, looking very sad. He is begging.} Please! Help me kill them! I'll pay you 5 bucks a day! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! {starts crying}
EVIL SOCK PUPPET: {sounds like Evil with a high-pitched voice} No! {hangs up}
POSSESSED SQUID: {bawls loudly}
{Cut to the Unguraits' house}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, this is it! We have rockets... {pan out to see no rockets} is what I would have said if we had any. Well Dan, we won't go to any planets until we have rockets.
JARO: Wait, then how'd you get to Sa--
UNGURAIT #1: GO AWAY!
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Hydrox is from Bonus Stage.
- The Mars comment is most likely referancing Marvin the Martian.
- The poll is refering to the new Polls with overreactive changes.
- Ironically, nothing has changed so far.
- See this email to see when the Unguraits went to Saturn.
- Psychic Cheat is from GEmail.
- Cruelskull and Ometar are from previous emails.
- Ometar's line is from Dangeresque
- The sock puppet is most likely voiced by Evil.
- Dan is refering to the running gag.
