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Some party.

CAST: Jaro, Chorch, Grundy, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Guy, Man, Poorbts, Gokuls

SUMMARY: Jaro finally gets an email show! Then he goes to a party at Saargtsson's.

LINES: 100

TRANSCRIPT

{Jaro is standing in the middle of a field.}

JARO: Okay! This is it! Today I am confident that Stinkoman will not pass!!!

{Stinkoman runs up. He pauses for a second and then chooses to easily jump over Jaro. He continues his run.}

JARO: Rats. The sad thing is that that was the best excitement I've had in three years. I need something more in life. Something fun that you can sink your teeth into.

{Chorch and Grundy float/run up.}

GRUNDY: Yeah, we pretty much don't contribute a lot. All I do is run.

CHORCH: Uh-huh. All I can do is fly. WHAT'S FLYING GONNA DO?!

JARO: Well, we've got a bad situation here.

GRUNDY: What's that?

JARO: We either go out for some fun..

GRUNDY: Or?

JARO: We die of boredom.

GRUNDY: I kinda like the first one better.

JARO: Great! Lets do an email show!! All in favor say I! I!

GRUNDY: I!

CHORCH: Nay.

JARO: Nay?! I thought you wanted excitement!

CHORCH: But masters Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko would never allow it.

JARO: Then we'll have to make them... allow it.

{Cut to Tampo's Lunar Warehouse.}

TAMPO: So, you want an email show?

JARO: Yes. That's the 77th time I've told you.

TAMPO: I see. Hmm... denied.

JARO: What!? NOOOO!!!! WAAAAAA!!! {Starts "crying"}

TAMPO: Okay, okay! You guys can have an email show if we make a deal of some sorts. Stop getting oil on my carpet.

JARO: HOORAY!!!

TAMPO: Okay... you can have an email show if you hurt Stinkoman and ruin Harvax XVII's life on every Sunday.

JARO: I accept!!!

TAMPO: Great! Now Harvax will pay. Anyway. Here's the "Big Book of Everything" to help you on your email show. {A small book lands next to Jaro almost smashing him.}

JARO: Lets gooooooo!!

{Cut to the trio standing outside of a building.}

JARO: The book says that the key to a good email show is to have many a minion waiting at your hand and foot. Let's get some.

{They walk on in. The camera pans up to see a sign that says "Minion Warehouse". Cut to the inside where the guys are talking to a guy behind a desk.}

JARO: We're looking for good minions.

GUY: I recommend a couple of those plug guys.

JARO: Great! How much?

GUY: 500 dollars.

JARO: Uh... got anything cheaper... say... 5 dollars.

GUY: You're in luck. It's my clear out sale, so everything under 200 dollars is half-price! I recommend "My Benji"s.

JARO: Those egg-yolks?! No way!

GUY: Well okay, but the only other thing in your price range is this! {Holds up a cardboard box with "SOliD" printed on the side.}

JARO: Fine. We'll take the yolks. {Hands him some money.}

GUY: Here you go! {Hands over a box labelled "My Benji".}

{Swipe effect to see them standing at an apartment complex.}

JARO: {Whispering} Trust me. This will work.

{He bounces in and talks to a man.}

JARO: I'd like to rent out all your apartments.

MAN: Look pal, I don't know who you think you are, but I got two reasons you can't live here. Number one: People already live here.

JARO: You're just gonna have to tell them to leave.

MAN: And number 2: You don't have enough money!

{Jaro gives him a credit card.}

MAN: Okay Mr. Saargtsson! Thanks for your purchase!

JARO: Great. Get out of my house.

MAN: Yes sir! {Walks outside and explodes. Yodeling is heard.}

GRUNDY: Uh... okay. What was that?

CHORCH: It doesn't matter. Anyway, the book says that we need a computer.

JARO: I don't feel like wasting any more time. But I'm confident that after a good ol' swipe effect, we will have a computer. {Swipe effect. There is now a HUGE computer sitting next to them.} Wow! That usually doesn't work!

X-5: Hello new masters. I am the X-5 computer, a new age in doing stuff.

JARO: Lets check email!

Dear Jaro,
Parties at my house!
Be there or be square!
-Saargtsson's minions

JARO: WOW! They're having a party!!

GRUNDY: First we get an email show, and now this!

CHORCH: To the public teleporter!!

X-5: No need to.

JARO: What? How else would we get to the lava zone?

X-5: My interface has a built in teleporter. I will be transported with you for you to teleport home.

GRUNDY: Sweet! Take us to the lava zone!

{In a flash, the trio and their computer are gone. Cut to Saargtsson's base, where they, and some Poorbts and Gokuls are. Jaro and Chorch have party hats on while Grundy has a lampshade on his head.}

JARO: Thanks for throwing us a first email party.

POORBT: What? I didn't throw this party for you. We're celebrating cause' it's the first time Saargtsson's left in a year! Something about identity theft.

GRUNDY: Got any cake?

POORBT: Oh yeah. There's some on that table. {Gestures to a table which has a Gokul sitting on it.}

JARO: That looks like a Gokul.

POORBT: Jaro, thats a cake. Watch. {Jumps on the table and sticks a fork into the "cake". It really was a Gokul and it runs off in pain.} Oops. I guess it was a Gokul.

JARO: What about music? Got any good music?

POORBT: I got "The Best of Saargtsson Hissing". Wanna listen to that?

JARO: No thanks. I declare this party offically lame. Lets go.

POORBT: Wait! I got some games! Wanna play some "Scrabble"? Or a little Spin the Bottle? {Camera pans out to see Jaro and his friends have left.} Crap. Saargtsson was right. I should take a bath every now and then...

{Cut back to the X-5. Words on screen say "Click here to email Jaro".}

EASTER EGGS

  • Click on the X-5's keyboard at the end to see a small short.

{Cut to the lava zone. Poorbt and Jaro are playing scrabble.}

JARO: SuperCom? Whats a SuperCom? Are you sure that's a word?

POORBT: Hey! You put down "Neb-1"! I don't even have a CLUE who that is!

{Tampo floats up.}

TAMPO: Stop referencing me!!

POORBT AND JARO: Sorry. {Cut back to X-5.}

FUN FACTS

  • This is the first Jaro email to reference Tampo emails.
  • Poorbt will reappear sometime in the future.
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