Homestarmy Men Online/CGNU Locker Room
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This place is filled with lit bombs. Get out of there.
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Mk_97 tries to find the bar of soap.
The_Mu pours the bucket of water over Mk_97's head.
Mk_97 uses the bucket as a soccer ball and makes a dent in locker#56.
future_warrior throws a bench at locker#20, causing a dent.
Mk_97 throws a dirty sock at future_warrior and scissor kicks him.
future_warrior throws a bench at Mk_97.
The_Mu makes a call on the broken cell phone.
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* Oh, hey, Mom. ... Oh, nothing much. ... ... ... Darn cell phone service.
Maurader Draws his lightsaber and cuts the door off of locker#55, and picks up the hydro generator inside.
Mk_97 bashes his head on the hydro generator.
Marauder turns it on. Mk_97 won't do that again.
Mk_97 grabs a bench and tries to tear open locker#79. It works, and a piece of binder paper is inside.]
Chwoka throughs a bomb-omb at the lockers, and grabs a book.
Printer_Maniac opens a nearby locker and pulls out a dirty sweat sock. He yells "EW!" and drops it.
Chwoka turns into a crow-bar and opens all the lockers, then nabs everyhting in them, and drops
- Hot Chips
- A basketball
- Garbage
- Vats of Acid and
- Lit bombs everywhere
and then I run out.
Marauder runs out of the exploding room
The_Mu presses a button on his wrist and vanishes into thin air.
WD40 flys in with his jetpack. He wonders where everyone is. He see's the bombs exploding, but they really aren't exploding, their turning into those droids you see on Star Warz IV, y'know, the ones that Luke trains with. Anywho, there are about 50 of em, and he draws all 3 lightsabers, and blocks about 100 shots.
...
And then he blows up.
Super_Sam comes in and destorys all droids in one swift motion using the basketball. He then proceeds to walk out with the door to locker #44.
WD40 wakes up, unharmed, wondering what he just heard. He then exits.
- "bigboy_ss" opens a locker to find coach z eating some deoderent
Super_Sam grabs the deoderent Coach Z is eating and sprays it in bigboy_ss's eyes.
grabboarm700 Opens up another locker, to find a knocked out Strong Sad. He grabs him by the legs and start spinning aroud crazily, causing anyone to come close to get knocked out of the way by Strong Sad.
Super_Sam picks up a vat of acid and throws it at grabboarm700. He screams and drops Strong Sad.
/////MK_97//// quickly catches Strong Sad before he falls and blindly shoves him in locker #14.
grabboarm700 Opens up Locker 14, picks up Strong Sad, Hits Super_Sam. Super_Sam flies into an open locker. I close and lock the door on him.
Fireboy burns a hole in the locker Super_Sam was in and frees him.
Seamus puts magnets in every locker, and anyone who has metal is pulled into the lockers.He then shoves Fireboy into a lockre, puts a lock on it, welds it shut, then puts an unbreakable shield around it.
Fireboy burns his way into the next locker along and burns through the door. He then proceeds to super burninate Seamus for trying to put him out of action.
Seamus uses the one weapon he has that could spell fireboy's doom- THE ICE BEAM!!!
Fireboy simply melts the ice coming towards him and laughs at Seamus for being so dumb! He then launches an EMP, Seamus's weakness!!!
Seamus blocks the EMP, then shoves filthy, pre-used underwear on Fireboy's head.
Fireboy, unphased by the underwear, takes it off and throws it back at Seamus.
Awesome_Reynold finds bomb, only to realise that it was just a ketchup bomb and throws it at Seamus
Talk
Mk_97: Oh hello! It's-a me, Markie-a! Now shut up and go insane.
The_Mu: ME GO INSANE!!!
Maruader: It is understood you can get unspecified items in lockers if there is a way to open them...
The_Mu: Uh, sure...
Marauder: Hey, Markie, wanna join forces?
WD40: Where'd everyone go?
WD40: That was a great bomb nap! Thanks bombs!
- "bigboy_ss" um supersam u can spray deoderant
TSSG32 Yes, actually, there is stuff like axe, tag and some ither ones you spray.
Fireboy: You can't get rid of me that easily!
Fireboy: That's it, Seamus! This means war!!
