Other Character Email The Unguraits/Tape

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The Unguraits and friends encounter the newly rebuilt Techno, Jan is very upset, the Alliance of Dismally is confused, and The Unguraits answer a recurring email.

Cast (In order of appearance): Techno, The Unguraits, Kyle, Contestro Sevornkey, Jan, Pharoah Koopa, Nen Yim, Chomps, Bat in a Bucket, ometar, The Judge, Homeskull Whiner

Transcript

{Fade into the newly rebuilt Techno approaching The Unguraits and others.}

JAN: Techno? W-what happened to you? You're... You're... Rebuilt...

UNGURAIT #1: What happened to you? {pause} Can't you talk? {pause} Is that n- {Techno grabs him and throws him at the other two.}

CONTESTRO: {mouth syncing way off} Don't worry! I'll save us! {Does several karate cries and poses.}

KYLE: You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

CONTESTRO: {mouth syncing way off} Not a clue!

{Techno activates a large laser cannon with a target locker. He prepares to fire them when an odd staff hits him in the head. A Pharoah Koopa comes in and grabs it.}

PHAROAH KOOPA: Sorry. I lost this. I'll be going now.

UNGURAIT #1: Who are you?

PHAROAH KOOPA: {nervously} Uh, I have no name! Who are you? Where am I? I don't know you people! {runs away}

CONTESTRO: Who was that guy?

UNGURAIT #1: That's not important. What is is that we get outta here before Techno gets up!

CONTESTRO: Right! {They all leave except Jan. The Unguraits come back.}

UNGURAIT #1: Jan, come on! We need to leave now!

JAN: {crying} No! I won't leave! Never! {cries}

UNGURAIT #1: He's evil now Jan. Let's go. {They all grab her and drag her away.}

JAN: No!!!

{Cut to another part of the Digital Realm. Nen Yim appears.}

NEN YIM: Huh? Where am I? {looks around} Doesn't look like Free Country USA. I must be in some strange world. {A light blinks on her belt.} Hmm? The Unguraits must be somewhere nearby! This is it! I'll finally get those Unguraits and make them pay! Here they come! {Hides in a bush. The Unguraits and the others appear from the left. Jan is knocked out.}

CONTESTRO: I told you knocking her out would shut her up.

KYLE: Yeah, but did you have to use a bat?

CONTESTRO: Yes. {A net comes out from the bush and Nen Yim comes out.}

NEN YIM: Aha! I've finally captured you!

UNGURAIT #1: Nen Yim!

NEN YIM: Yes, I have followed you into here! And now that I have I will- {The Pharoah Koopa comes in}

PHAROAH KOOPA: Coming through! Outta the way!

NEN YIM: What's he running fr- {Looks into the direction he was running from and screams. Pan over to a stampede of Chomps. She tries to run away, but one crashes into her. One of the Chomps opens the net.}

UNGURAIT #1: We have to stop these Chomps!

CONTESTRO: Uh, why?

UNGURAIT #1: I dunno. I saw it in a movie once. Now, let's go!

{The Unguraits jump onto one of the Chomps. They grab the chain and throw it at a group of 3 Chomps. They all lose conciousness. Cut to Contestro and Kyle about to attack the Chomps.}

CONTESTRO: You know, we don't really stand a chance. You know that, right?

KYLE: You're right. I mean, can't you use your robot?

CONTESTRO: I don't have it. It would depend on the extremely unlikely possibility that it would transport to this location right at this instant.

KYLE: Did you just say something... smart?

CONTESTRO: Huh. Yeah, I guess I did. It must be an effect of the ray. It could have given me slightly greater intelect.

KYLE: ...What?

{2 Chomps crash into them. Cut to Nen Yim on the Chomp that crashed into her. The Chomps throws her into the air and opens its gaping jaws. She screams. Just before she falls into the Chomp's mouth, another hits it. She lands on the ground. She looks up at the Unguraits and has a suprised look in her eyes. She gets up and attacks one of the Chomps. The Unguraits look at her with the same suprised look. She transforms into a very large T-Rex. She starts beating them all up. Fade to them all, defeated.}

UNGURAIT #1: What's the deal?

NEN YIM: You saved my life. The laws of planet Errontra state that I must follow you until I save your life, or my appendix {pronounces "app-endix"} will blow up the planet.

CONTESTRO: So you're good now?

NEN YIM: I said, "Until I save your life". I never said I would be with you forever.

KYLE: Err... great.

{Cut to the Lair of Evil in the Digital Realm. Fade into Bat's room.}

BAT IN A BUCKET: What?!? You failed?

TECHNO: ...

BAT IN A BUCKET: No matter! As long as the plan goes without flaws, I will be rid of those wretched bandits and rule the world alone. I know the password to make myself fade into the real world instead of the virtual trash compactor. Now Techno, Here's what you must do...

{Cut to the Main Computer Central Room. Ometar is watching Death Sentence 2: Fatal Judgement. The Judge is beating someone with a spike covered gavel as the innocent victim screams. Pan to Ometar himself. Homeskull comes in.}

HOMESKULL: All you do is watch horror films. You seriously need a girlfriend or something.

OMETAR: That's what she said.

HOMESKULL: Stop being funny. Use the horrible, life-scarring quotes your fans have come to know and love... or fear. It doesn't matter, as long as you stop acting out of character.

OMETAR: That's what you said.

HOMESKULL: At least throw a knife at me.

OMETAR: Okay. {Grabs a knife out of nowhere and chucks it at Homeskull, doing nothing.}

HOMESKULL: Hah hah! That Ometar! {Cut to the Virtual Realm. The Unguraits and others are walking along. Jan is up.}

UNGURAIT #1: Wait, we don't even know where these guys are! We don't even know if they actually followed us in.

NEN YIM: Can't we just end it? It seems like a waste of space to make any more.

UNGURAIT #1: We can't end it without an email. We agreed to that when we signed the contract.

NEN YIM: Fine. Just use my Belty 2000.

UNGURAIT #1: Belty? What's that?

NEN YIM: My belt. I can just print out the email and you can read it.

UNGURAIT #1: How do we type?

NEN YIM: My keyboard is voice-based. Whatever you say is automatically typed.

UNGURAIT #1: That's great. Now print of it.

NEN YIM: Okay, Engrish teacher. {presses buttons on her belt and the following email prints out and #1 reads it} 

Hey, Ungurmen!
Are you aware that you are wearing tape across
nearly every square inch of your face?
I'd bet you'd look prooty handsome underneath
that Scotch! The ladies would be all up ons!
Givingfashionadvicely,
Thatkidsam

UNGURAIT #1: {"typing"} Listen here, we have already answered this email before. In fact, I think it's time for a DELETED!

NEN YIM: No, wait! {She gets electrocuted}

UNGURAIT #1: What happened?

NEN YIM: Any time you delete something like that, I get zapped.

UNGURAIT #1: Sorry.

NEN YIM: That's okay. {Contestro tackles Nen Yim.}

CONTESTRO: We got emergencies!

NEN YIM: Like what?

CONTESTRO: Uhh, there's a ghost possessing me! {Gets off of her and starts break dancing}

NEN YIM: That's apparent.

{Fade to black. The words "Cliock here to email the Unguraits" appears.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Homeskull's skull when he mention Ometar's fans to see a list of his fan club members. 
Ometar Fan Club Members:
_______________________________
Ometar has no fans. He's scary!

Fun Facts

  • Contestro's mouth syncing being off is a reference to most karate movies and how they make the characters talk.
  • The Pharoah Koopa and the Chomps are from the Mario series.
  • Nen Yim's appendix problem, as well as how she pronounces it, is similar to Mark Chang's from The Fairly Oddparents.
  • Death Sentence 2: Fatal Judgement is made up, so don't go posting on the talk page about that.
  • "That's what she said" is from The Office.
  • "Print of it" is from autobiography.



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