Other Character Email Gunhaver/Ungurait
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Summary
Gunhaver tries remembering that time when Blue Laser turned into an Ungurait.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Reynold (voice), Blue Laser, Carl, Lenny, and Moe, Owner of Spooky Rundown Mansion, Ungurait Ghost, Transformed Blue Laser Members, Firebert, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Psychic Cheat (Easter Egg)
Lines: 57
Transcript
{We go to Gunhaver in front of the Delta 1001. He types ingunhaver_email.exe.}
GUNHAVER: Avast! We are the email and email checker coming to pillage your... mail.
{Then Gunhaver presses enter to make the following email appear.}
Gunhavah,
Have you ever seen an Ungurait?
Warm Regards,
PK
{While reading it, he struggles at the words Ungurait (he pronounces it as Ungooait) and PK (he pronounces it as puck)
GUNHAVER: {typing} Oh PK, you have misspelled my name, but since this is the first time you've emailed me, I'll let it slide. So, an Ungurait, right? I remember on that one scary night in the hills when we tried to stop Blue Laser from taking a vacation. I remember that like yesterday.
REYNOLD: {off-screen} That's because you saw the video of the flashback yesterday!
{Then we cut to some hills at night in probably autumn, since the trees are leafless/have very few colored leaves. The place is windy and there's fog. Then we go to a hill with a rundown mansion. We see a blue limousine drive up to the car. Then we cut to Blue Laser, Carl, Lenny, and Moe exiting the car and up to the porch of the mansion, where the owner exits to meet them.}
OWNER: Welcome to the Spooky Rundown Mansion, also known as SRM.
BLUE LASER: CUT THAT CRAP! WHERE ARE OUR ROOMS?
{Then we cut to the interior of the mansion, where the owner takes Blue Laser and his minions to a rundown room with only one bed.}
BLUE LASER: THIS SUCKS!!
OWNER: Well, it's your job to improve it. Because, you are the caretaker of the mansion for the winter.
BLUE LASER: WHAT??? I NEVER SAID THAT!
CARL, LENNY AND MOE: We all did, sir.
BLUE LASER: I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
OWNER: Anyway, there's food that'll last you the whole winter, but there are no television, Cold Ones, and anything related to crushing the Cheat Commandos.
BLUE LASER: CRAP!
{Then we see a title card that says 1 week later. We see Blue Laser in his room, looking manic while muttering wildly.}
VOICE: Blue Laser.
BLUE LASER: WHAT? YOU WOKE ME UP FROM MY MUTTERING SPELL!
{Then an Ungurait ghost arrives.}
BLUE LASER: WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU?
UNGURAIT GHOST: I am a ghost of an Ungurait, one who used to be a caretaker last winter before going crazy and eating my companions and myself.
BLUE LASER: UH... I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE HERE ANYMORE!
UNGURAIT GHOST: Become one of us, and you'll be happy.
{Then the Ungurait Ghost shoots a green beam at Blue Laser, and in a flash of green light, transforms him into an Ungurait. The ghost disappears.}
UNGURAIT BLUE LASER: Uh... I'm hungry for flesh!
{Then we see Gunhaver, Firebert, Fightgar, Silent Rip, and Crackotage crashing through an already broken window in into the room.}
GUNHAVER: Aha! You thought you could get away with vacationing without us knowing, but you didn't!
SILENT RIP: Wait! Sir, look!
{Then they see the Ungurait.}
FIGHTGAR: Um... hi.
{Then the Ungurait is followed by his Blue Laser Minions, also transformed into Unguraits.}
UNGURAIT BLUE LASER: Crush the Cheat Commandos!!!!
{Then the Blue Laser Minion Unguraits edge towards Gunhaver, Firebert, Fightgar, Silent Rip, and Crackotage.}
Crackotage: This is a sad day for us, we are going to be worse than pus! He, he, hah, hah!
{Then we cut back to Gunhaver in front of the Delta 1001.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} The rest was not caught on footage, but what happened was that this Cheat who kept on muttering redrum, or something like that, came and used his psychic powers to turn the four Unguraits into their normal selves. Then as they ran away, we blew up the mansion. The end.
{Then the Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com..}
Easter Eggs
- Click on redrum to see this:
{We cut to outside the ruins of the blown-up mansion with Gunhaver, Firebert, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Crackotage and Psychic Cheat standing besides the ruins.}
GUNHAVER: {to Psychic Cheat} Great job, Psychic Cheat! You really saved the day!
PSYCHIC CHEAT: {muttering} Redrum, redrum, redrum, redrum, redrum...
FIGHTGAR: Is he joining the Cheat Commandos?
GUNHAVER: No.
- Click on Unguraits to see this:
{We cut to the Ungurait ghost floating over the ruined mansion.}
UNGURAIT GHOST: Great. My fifth mansion to haunt is blown up. Now where do I live?
{Then we hear the singers. What they sing is written in words on the scene.}
SINGERS: Buy all our playsets and toys!
Fun Facts
- This email is referring to a Sketchbook drawing, where it was shown that Blue Laser was originally going to be an Ungurait.
- Most if this email has references to the book and movie, The Shining:
- Blue Laser having to be a caretaker of a mansion in the hills in the winter is parodying Jack Torrance being a caretaker of a hotel in the mountains in the winter
- There being no Cold Ones, television, and anything to do with crushing the Cheat Commandos is parodying the hotel not having any drinks (and later television) for Jack, which later drives him crazy.
- The Ungurait ghost is parodying the ghosts Jack meet before going crazy
- The Psychic Cheat is parodying not only Danny Torrance, who has the Shining (psychic powers), but he's also parodying Halloran, who saves Danny and his mother (in the book)/tries to save Danny and his mother.
- The word the Psychic Cheat mutters is redrum, a word that haunts Danny and stands for murder backwards.
- The mansion being blown up is parodying the hotel being burnt after the furnace in the basement blows up.
- This is the first time in a long time that we hear the Cheat Commandos song that plays at the end of each episode.
