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1-UP EMAIL 72!

1-Up is tracked down by the robots from 30X2.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Ben, Steve, 30X2 Ken

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up and Gunhaver at the Alpha}

1-UP: Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!

Dear Gun-Up Extrahaver,
Why? Why? WHY?!?
-CRADGAGE

GUNHAVER: What? Is this an email for you or me?

1-UP: I don't know. It says... Gun-Up Extrahaver.

ALPHA STAN: From what I can tell, It is for 1-Up.

1-UP: AAAAHH! A Talking Computer!

{1-Up runs away}

GUNHAVER: Umm... Okay...

{Cuts to Ben fighting a Blue Laser Minion in a new Virtual Room with Steve}

STEVE: Woah! Your good!

BEN: Yeah. I'm glad I created this place for the Cheat Commandos. Now they can fight Virtual Enemies in this Virtual Universe. It's good for training or if you just want to play a Video Game.

{1-Up walks in}

1-UP: Hey, Ben. Can you print out an email? I just can't trust a talking computer.

BEN: What? You only just noticed that he can talk now? He's talked in front of you for ages.

1-UP: Are you going to print out an email or not?

BEN: Okay, Okay. {prints out email}

1-up
don't let's start
This is the worst part. (and I have a weak heart.)
-John

1-UP: Stupid random emails. Why are people just sending random emails?

BEN: Meh. Here. I'll print out another. {prints out another email}

Dear 1-up,
Today you should probably get
a real job. I'd like you to
be my new housekeeper!
-Hoping you aren't late,
Amy Whifflepoof

1-UP: No way, Amy! Last time I tried to get a job was very difficult!

{Cuts to Marzichan sitting in a chair}

MARZICHAN: Okay. We are auditioning for "The Cats Movie." Okay? Okay. Number 1, 1-Up. Please enter on stage and do your best "Meow" in your cat suits.

{Cuts to 1-Up on a stage dressed like an Elephant}

1-UP: {short pause} Meow...

{Cuts to 1-Up being kicked out of the Auditions. Cuts to a man standing at a counter}

MAN: Okay. You can have the job. But, First tell me how you would help the resteraunt?

{The camera zooms out to show 1-Up in an elephant suit}

1-UP: Meow...

{1-Up is kicked out of the resteraunt. Cuts back to 1-Up in the Virtual Dimension with Ben and Steve}

1-UP: Well, I'm hungry. I hope they have pudding in 2005.

{1-Up, Steve and Ben leave. Cuts to Gunhaver at the door. The doorbell rings}

GUNHAVER: {opens door}

30X2 KEN: I'm here to kill you!

{Short pause}

GUNHAVER: 1-Up! It's for you!

{Gunhaver leaves and 1-Up walks in}

1-UP: Can I help you?

30X2 KEN: I'm here to kill you.

1-UP: You can't.

30X2 KEN: Why not? The law clearly states that you cannot mention the master's names.

1-UP: You can't kill me because it is 2005. It is not a law yet. o, If you kill me because of a law that doesn't exist yet, you could go to jail.

30X2 KEN: Darn it. Your right. Fine. But, Someday you'll have to come back to 30X2...

1-UP: Why?

30X2 KEN: You'll see! You'll see!

1-UP: Okay, Whatever.

{1-Up slams the door on 30X2 Ken}

1-UP: Well, I guess that is it.

{Cuts back to the Alpha}

ALPHA STAN: Click here to email 1-Up or Gunhaver.

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