Other Character Email The Poopsmith/freeze ray
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Poopsmith Email #32
By: Poopsmith Z
The Poopsmith gets a freeze ray and tests it out.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, The King of Town, Homsar, Giant Homsar Poop Monster, All the main characters, Visor Robot, Tampo, Mushii Champah, Stinkoman, Cheatachu, Stickly Man, Ninjawax, .Hack, Homestar Runner (Easter Egg), The Cheat (Easter Egg)
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (IIIIIIIIIII wiiiiiiill tryyyyyyyyyy to check...my email.)
Dear The Poopsmith,
I have created a freeze ray.
If it doesn't work, then contact me.
From,
Conchris
ATTACHMENT: freeze_ray.exe
THE POOPSMITH: (A freeze ray? Like the kind that Dads and office coworkers send you? Or the kind you get from Woolworths? Let's find out!)
{A cursor appears onscreen. The Poopsmith clicks on the attachment. Nothing happens.}
THE POOPSMITH: (Well?)
{A freeze ray pops out of the side of the computer}
THE POOPSMITH: (oh, sh-)
{He gets blasted by the Freeze Ray, and frozen to square. Time is sped up, and we see the following events taking place.}
- The King of Town keeling over dead and eventually rotting away into a skeleton.
- Homsar diving off the roof and landing in the pile of crap, which turns into the Giant Homsar Poop Monster. It runs offscreen.
- All the main characters (except Homsar) plus Visor Robot standing around the KOT's skeleton. They all look about ten years older than usual. The Tampo Robot walks past in the background and zaps everyone with his lazor vision. Visor Robot hi-fives him.
- The KOT's skeleton dissapears and the hills in the backgorund become 20X6 hills. some buildings pop up behind them.
- The KOT's castle is replaced with a museum. The Poopsmith and the Boxor 186 are wheeled into it be Mushii Champah.
{Mushii Champah uses a heat ray to melt the ice around the Poopsmith.}
THE POOPSMITH: (-lammy! Hey, where am I?)
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (Welcome to the future, Poopsmith! I am your grandson, Mushii!)
THE POOPSMITH: (Whu-hah? But I never, um...you know...) {he mouths something)
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (No, but you will when you get back. Wanna take a look around the future?)
THE POOPSMITH: (Uh, okay.)
{they both go outside, and walk over to Stinkoman and Cheatachu}
CHEATACHU: Cheata-cheat!
STINKOMAN: Whu-hah! No WAY, Cheatachu. I would NEVER eat 1-Up's pea soup. That stuff is GROSS!
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (Poopsmith, this is Stinkoman. He's weird. He made me a cake once. It wasn't very good.)
{They proceed. They see Ninjawax and Stickly Man battling.}
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (Those guys are enemies for some reason. Moving on...)
THE POOPSMITH: (I don't like this future, I thought there'd be loadsa new inventions and whatnot. You know, like flying cars, three course meal chewing gun, movies that don't suck...)
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (Nope, sorry.)
THE POOPSMITH: (Oh. Well can I go home?)
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (Yeah. Hold on, lemme go get a Flux Capacitor™.)
{Mushii runs into a house, runs upstairs into a bedroom, where .Hack is, hits him on the head with a shovel, grabs a small object from behind the computer, then runs back downstairs. Cut back to the inside of the museum.}
THE POOPSMITH: (So this is a computer museum?)
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (Yeah. There's your computer. It's known for being one of the few computers that have survived over 30 emails without being replaced. Put this Flux Capacitor™ in the USB port.)
{he hands the Poopsmith the Flux Capacitor}
THE POOPSMITH: (Thanks, Mushii, and farewell. Perhaps we'll meet again someday.)
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (Oh, I think we will. Bye!)
{The Poopsmith puts the Flux Capacitor into the back of the Boxor 186. THere is a Flash, and he is teleported back to his hometime. The frozen Poopsmith is nearby, and it fades away.}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Okay, so, it looks like your Freezor Gun worked, Thingy. By the way, if you ever get the chance to go to the future, TURN DOWN THE OFFER. Seriously, the future sucks. Well, bye then.
Easter Eggs
- Click "the future sucks" to see The Cheat drinking Thai Iced Tea with Cheatachu.
- Click "OFFER" to see this scene:
{Homestar enters behind the Poopsmith} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, heyyo, Madam. Would you care for a once in a knifetime opportummity to visit the future? Join now, and get a free Freezor Gun!
Fun Facts
- None that I can be bothered to type. :)
