Other Character Email Gunhaver/double SS
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Summary
Shim-Sham-Sam is asked whether he stole something. Obvious 007 reference coming up. Gunhaver-Email-Versionized.
Cast (in order of appearance): Shim-Sham-Sam, Flashfight, Silent Rip, Reynold, thatkidsam, Villain
Lines: 60
Transcript
{We go to the computer room with the Delta 1001. Shim-Sham-Sam comes from the right.}
Shim-Sham-Sam: See ya, Flashfight! Can't wait 'till next party! Anyway, onto the emails, or the SSSemails.
{Shim-Sham-Sam sits down on the chair in front of the computer and types inSSS_email.exeand the following email pops up.}
Dear Shammy,
I heard that thatkidsam got arrested
because you were working undercover!
Please bring him back somehow!
Crapfully yours,
pixelated
Shim-Sham-Sam: Oh no! thatkidsam is in trouble and Pixelated said it is my fault! Well, he is right about one thing, I do work undercover, but I don't cause arrests of innocent kids. Wait, why did you call me Shammy? For I am, Double SS!
{Then we cut to a metallic background, where S's are thrown onto the background.}
SSSS
Shim-Sham-Sam: {off-screen} No! I meant two S's and an S!
SSSS
Shim-Sham-Sam: {off-screen} ...for I am Double SS, but you can call me Sam, Shim-Sham-Sam.
{Then we cut to an MI6 office with Shim-Sham-Sam and Flashfight.}
Flashfight: Greeetings Sam. You're going to freee thatkidsam from some bad guy. Well, you don't get any gadgets, seence wee're low on budget.
Shim-Sham-Sam: Okay. Double SS, away!
{Then Shim-Sham-Sam flies away on a jet pack, busting a hole through the roof.}
Flashfight: Drat, another hole through ze ceiling. And as eef Reenforcements and 000 doing zat is not enough.
{Then we cut to a café with Shim-Sham-Sam drinking some drink.}
Shim-Sham-Sam: This is a complicated case. I need assistants.
Silent Rip: {off-screen} No way! The Great Fox is better than the e-Ship!
Reynold: {off-screen} True, but the Super Stealth Ship is better than any Arwing!
{Then we zoom out to reveal Silent Rip and Reynold at a table, arguing.}
Silent Rip: That doesn't exist!
Reynold: Darn it!
Shim-Sham-Sam: Hey Fox! Joel! I mean, Silent Rip! Reynold! How would you like to help me free thatkidsam from some bad guy?
Silent Rip and Reynold: Well... okay.
{Then we cut to a large black tower with Shim-Sham-Sam, Silent Rip, and Reynold standing in front of it.}
Silent Rip: Well, this doesn't look like something new.
Reynold: Yeah. Can I leave?
Shim-Sham-Sam: No, and since you asked, you go in first.
Reynold: No way!
{Then we cut to the interior of the tower, where Reynold is sent flying through a wall. Then he looks at a shadow before it engulfs him.}
Shim-Sham-Sam: {off-screen} Well, it looks like Reynold's dead. You go in.
Silent Rip: {off-screen} I'd like to, but I have to meet with my friend, who is dating a pillow, so, bye!
Shim-Sham-Sam: {off-screen} Coward. Well, I'm going to save the day!
{Then Shim-Sham-Sam enters the building to see thatkidsam bound and gagged with Villain (a large man in black clothing) in front of him.}
Villain: Ah, it's great to see you before I kill you...
Shim-Sham-Sam: Terrible quoting! You lose ten points!
Villain: Aw! I wanted 100! Anyway, your end has come, Shim-Shim-Sham, no, wait. It's Shim-Sham-Shim, no. It’s Sim-Sam-Sam. No! It's Shimmy-Shammy-Shooie! No! It's Shimmity-Shammity-Shommity...
{Then we cut to Shim-Sham-Sam in front of the Delta 1001.}
Shim-Sham-Sam: {typing} It went on like that for hours until I realized I could take thatkidsam and leave. Well, it looks like I saved the day! Now, what ever happened to Reynold?
{Then we cut to Villain and Reynold in the tower.}
Villain: No, it's Shom-Sham-Mam, no, it's Shaggy-Shoomy-Shira, no, it's... Bah! I give up!
{Then Villain looks at Reynold, who has fallen asleep.}
Villain: I am a horrible villain. Oh well, at least there's that Cheat. But I was expecting Joel. Oh well.
{Then the Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver/Shim-Sham-Sam at: gunhaver@homestarrunner.com, or at the Shim-Sham-Sam Emails.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Villain to see a poster for the next Double SS movie.
Fun Facts
- This is the Gunhaver-Email Version of the first Shim-Sham-Sam Email.
- The Great Fox and Arwing are from the Star Fox games.
- The e-Ship is from Bonus Stage.
- The reason why this email came before Email 21 is because no emails were sent to Gunhaver.
- Shim-Sham-Sam will be answering the next Gunhaver email, but Gunhaver will return soon.
- This is the first Gunhaver email without Gunhaver (I'm planning to have Gunhaver's status in Retroville shown in Email 21).
