Homestarmy Men Online/Strong Bad's House/Basement

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Items

There is a couch, some Limozeen and Skate Party CDs on the floor, and a cracked TV. Also, there is a overturned Trogdor video game machine.

Actions

future_warrior throws the CDs at the TV, thus breaking them both.

Mk_97 bashes his head on the TV and passes out.

The_Mu tips the Trogdor arcade game over because he feels like it.

future_warrior gives the Trogdor arcade game the big elbow.

Maurader draws his saber and lunges at future_warrior

future_warrior uses a karate chop to knock out Maurader

Maurader Marauder falls to the floor, helpless. His lighsaber's button gets pushe when he hits the ground and hits Future warrior.

The_Mu picks up Marauder's lightsaber with his "LiteSaba-Proof Gloves" and finishes off future_warrior.

Marauder Gets really ticked off that his lightsaber is stolen. He beaks a piece of glass off the TV and throws it at The_Mu. He picks his lightsaber back up and calms down, adrenaline turning off.

The_Mu was thankfully wearing his "Forren'Object-Proof Soot", made by the same bad-grammar'd company that made his "LiteSaba-Proof Gloves".

WD40 enters, with HIS three lightsabers, and uses his knowledge of the dark side to choke the stuffing out of The_Mu. He falls to the ground. He then draws his three lightsabers, and he and Marauder are locked in lightsaba combat.

The_Mu₂ was thankfully wearing his "Choka-Choka-Choka-Proof Soot", made by you-know-which company.

Marauder uses his knowledge of the good side of the force to fight like yoda. He is hit and flies across the room. He pulls out another lightsaber. IT's blue. HE begins fighting again. The fight is a complete stalemate

Super_Sam looks at everybody fighting. He then picks up the couch and throws it on top of Marauder. His lightsaber flies out of his hand and goes into The_Mu's chest. The_Mu falls to the ground.

Marauder force pushes the couch into WD40, then uses the force to get his lightsaber out of the Mu

WD40 uses those cool bolts of blue electricity to zap the stuffing out of the couch. He re-draws his lightsabers and (as Marauder said) get's into a stalemate. They both hit each other, knocking the two lightsabers out of Marauder's hands, and likewise to WD40. WD4A has his third lightsaber(in his third hand) and he creates a hole in the wall, and exits the basement.

Marauder gets his swords back. He gets WD40's swords and puts all his swords away. He leaves.

Sailor_Spoon, noticing the Trogdor game has been ignored since being tipped over, starts batting it with her giant spoon.

ЖStrikeЖ enters the Basement and charges at Sailor_Spoon with his two-handed beam sword.

Marauder runs back in and throws both his sabers, going into The_Mu and Super_Sam. His lightsaber goes right through The_Mu's shielding. He gabs both andstands in a defensivr stance

ЖStrikeЖ then slices Sailor_Spoon in half, and takes her giant spoon. He then exits The Basement.

Super_Sam is underneath Marauder. He notices that the lightsaber went through him so fast it did no damage. He grabs it and chops Marauder into several million piece.

Marauder notes that Super_Sam went to fast as well. Marauder gets his lightsaber and cuts Super_Sam head off swiftly, but not too fast.

Super_Sam wonders why Marauder would chop his own head off. He then smashes through the room into Strong Bad's computer room. Marauder Wonders what Super Sam is thinking. He clearly cut Super Sam's head off.

Non_Canon_Snail Saw Marauder Wondering, just standing there, and takes out his non-canon knife, and shoots a laser beam at him, and he deteriorates.

Marauder deflects it. The beam bounces back at Non_Canon_Snail.

Non_Canon_Snail Deflects it back to Marauder and he REALLY Deteriorates, into a million pieces... 10 x 10'D!

Marauder has a rejoiner on him. He rejoins right behind Non_Canon_Snail. He yanks it out of Non_Canon_Snail's hands, and fies it. He then fires it at his head. He doesn't have time to dodge. Ekul puts each piece in a different container, then ships them off to different countries.

Non_Canon_Snail Is still alive, due to the fact that he stores multiple heads in his house/shell. And then Nukes Marauder and Marauder Is gone, dead, and bye byed, and Non_Canon_Snail goes to see his body, he's blown to a Billion pieces, and obviously DEAD!

Marauder Or is he? He put a decoy! He puts a bomb inside the real Non cannon snail's shell, then teleports out of the basement. It explodes and Non Cannon Snail is one who is permenetly gone!

Non_Canon_Snail knows that the blown up snail was only a clone and says "Is this Loony Toons? All these non-deadly explosions. He orders all snails to kill the decoys ans the real Marauder and Marauder is gone, with out any decoys, or himself, the Snails killed all marauders, went every where, from our galaxy, to another, even to othe UNIVERSES! and killed all Marauders. Marauder has LOST!

But WAIT! The Marauders were all actually trasnsported to other dimensions at their moment of what would have been death and Non_Canon_Snail is actually the one who is permenently lost. Ekul puts a non-Snail Regenerating device that cannot be destroyed or moved in the core of the earth and Non_Canon_Snail cannot be revived or even exist anymore!00

But Marauder killed the wrong Snail, because there were millions of snails. So Non_Canon_Snail is still alive, and sends Marauder a treaty, because he knows no ones going to win.

CervantesDeLeon's Soul Edge eats both your souls.

WagonFullaPancakes puts on Limozeen Cds. Looks at the bodies on the floor.

WagonFullaPancakes tries to do something heoric, but trips and gets knocked out. When he wakes up, he throws Strong Bad's broken Compy at (next person who writes)

Fortunately, Marauder is a pheonix and cannot be soul eaten. Knowing that further involvement in this would be a waste of time, he catches the compy and leaves.

Xyborg flips the Trogdor game back up, hacks it, and turns it into the Trogador arcade game. He plays it.

Non_Canon_Snail still lives on because his soul was placed into the ground billions of years ago. Therefore he can live without his soul, and kicks CervantesDeLeon in the face, which makes him fall asleep for some reason.

??? notices CervantesDeLeon and decides to crush him and Lord_cheat with a Big-Eye robot, but summons it above himself. Ouch!

Lord_cheat throughs the trogdor game at ???

??? thanks Lord_cheat and plays the game.

Lord_cheat smashes the game to peices with his septer.

lord_cheat get bored and jumps into thee celine (i hope i spelt that right) and lands in the cheats computer room.

WD40^2|dogtags pulls a boogeyman and comes out of no where, and charges lord of cheats with his 3 lightsabers.

Death summons up his army of undead Sith from Oblivion and defends Lord of Cheats. Death likes Cheats.

Talk

The_Mu: What the crap are you doing in Strong Bad's basement? Oh, it's you. Create chaos!

WD40: Die Mu! LOL! ROFL! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MARAUDER!

The_Mu: OMG!!!!! DIE BED GRIMMAR!!!!

Marauder: You'll be sorry you messed with me!

Super_Sam: Take that!

WD40: So long, suckas!

Sailor_Spoon: No-one's paying attention to the Trogdor game......... SPOON POWER! (bat bat bat bat bat bat)

Non_canon_Snail Bwa Ha Ha Ha! Noone can survive the non-realistic like knife!

Non_canon_Snail:My DEADLY SNAILS DESTROYED Marauder!

The_Mu: Nuh-uhs.

CervantesDeLeon: Hm, hm, hm! What's the matter, you want to stop already?

Lord_cheat: IT WAS SUPOSED TO HURT YOU!!!

???: Well it did, that's why I'm playing it in pain.

???: Geez, cheat, whaddya have against me?

WD40^2|dogtags: Whoa! Activity! I'm baaa-aaaack!