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Summery

‘’The trio’s situation worsen and the plot is thickened.

Cast: Chorch, Grundy, Jaro, Green Beard, Dark Greggo, Trogador

Lines: 113

Transcript

{Cut to pure white. No background, no items, no people, just nothing. But, in a flash, the minion trio appears.}

CHORCH: --the future!

GRUNDY: This, is the future?

JARO: How is this the future? There’s nothing here! Are you sure we’re not like, at some sort of Limbo?

CHORCH: Sensors indicate we are in the year 0000AD.

JARO: Zero?! But that’s impossible! We’re in the future!

CHORCH: I’m not exactly sure what’s happened.

GRUNDY: It’s obvious that the dimensional rip destroyed all time and space, resulting in an infinite abyss.

{Chorch and Jaro stare at Grundy, wide-eyed.}

GRUNDY: What?

JARO: Since when have you known so much science?

GRUNDY: Wasn’t that obvious?

CHORCH: First, you two shut up. Next, HOW THE CRAP ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?!?!

JARO: {ponders the situation} I’m stumped.

GRUNDY: We’re probably gonna be here forever.

CHORCH: {sighs}

JARO: First things first. What is Grundy gonna eat?

GRUNDY: Well, being a living breathing human, you should let me eat you, as my life is more valuable than yours.

CHORCH: For one thing, that’s kinda rude. Another thing is that we’re robots, inedible at all.

JARO: How are WE going to keep running? Without a charger and food, we’re doomed.

GRUNDY: Do we even want to be alive in a future where nothing exsists?

JARO: So, you’re saying we should just wait for the inevitable?

CHORCH: I knew this time-travel thing was a bad-idea.

JARO: What do you mean? This was all your idea!

GRUNDY: It was your idea to bring the Poopsmith to the future!

JARO: The Poopsmith…he’s our only hope…

CHORCH: Huh?

JARO: He’s the cause of this! If he goes back in time, to where he came from, everything will be set straight!

GRUNDY: We ARE doomed.

{Fade to the Bad Guy’s ship.}

GREEN BEARD: So, this was only the beginning of the plan?

DARK GREGGO: Of course, you simpleton! We still have that wave of Time-Space destruction to worry about…. And the treasure.

GREEN BEARD: You plan to escape the wave? You must be crazy in the head!

DARK GREGGO: Yes! I’ve made some new attachments for the Lappit that will allow it to travel through dimensions and universes. With your ships, my technology, and the treasure, we will be the rulers of the multiverse!

GREEN BEARD: First off..what’s so important about the treasure?

DARK GREGGO: This is no ordinary treasure. It is the legendary Infinite-Treasure. It has infinite money, and has gold, silver, and recent dollars from 20X3!!

GREEN BEARD: …and how will we become rulers of the multi-verse?

DARK GREGGO: Easy. Did you know, that every time you imagine something, a new universe is created?

GREEN BEARD: …go on..

DARK GREGGO: We could imagine a universe where there are rivers of juice that gives you super-powers, we go there, drink it, and then have super-abilities!!

GREEN BEARD: Would the powers work once transported to another universe?

DARK GREGGO: They are! All universes are created the same, and even the one we’re in was created by someone from another universe. The person who made it is considered a “ruler”, having unlimited power over the universe!

GREEN BEARD: Something’s been bugging me…how come that temporal-wave hasn’t got here yet?

DARK GREGGO: Ten years ago, the government placed an anti-time shield over it. Of course the technology is very limited, and it will give any day now. We don’t dare go to the future for technology, and risk the creating another wave.

{pause}

GREEN BEARD: What now?

DARK GREGGO: We have Jaro’s computer. Wanna check his emails?

GREEN BEARD: Why not?

{They bring an email up.}

Camp

Hey Jaro!
It's me, Trogador, your old buddy!
Anyways, you've been seeming stressed out
so why don't you go camping? There's a nice
place in the Dark an' Creep Woods called
Camp Do Not Sleep! It's great or so I have
heard! So, you comin' or what?

Trogador

DARK GREGGO: Okay, first of all, have you seen all the grammar and spelling errors in this email? I count three.

{fixes the email}

Camp

Hey Jaro!
It's me, Trogador, your old buddy!
Anyways, you've seemed stressed out
So why don't you go camping? There's a nice
place in the Dark and Creep Woods called
Camp Do Not Sleep! It's great or so I have
heard! So, you coming or what?

Trogador

GREEN BEARD: Calm down, Dark Greggo. What’s so great about spelling and grammar?

DARK GREGGO: What’s so great about it?! {Fade out, showing a stage, the spotlight on Dark Greggo. He wears a straw hat and a red/white suit, with a cane. He begins to sing} WEEEEEEEEEELLLLL….

{Green Beard interrupts}

GREEN BEARD: No music scenes! This isn’t Broadway!

{Back to the ship.}

DARK GREGGO: Back to the email. I’m not sure how a giant insane dragon like Trogador could have written this email.

{Green Beard faces the camera.}

GREEN BEARD: Look at me! I’m a big stupid dragon named Trogador! Blahdity blah!

{The roof is ripped off, revealing Trogador. He shoots a burst of fire at the two, and flies off.}

DARK GREGGO: Sometimes I hate you.

GREEN BEARD: I brought this on myself.

{Fade to black, with the message “Meanwhile…”, and it then fades to the minion trio.}

GRUNDY: {pause} How am I breathing?

JARO: I’m not entirely sure…

{Cut back to the Lappit, with the message “Click here to email Jaro Dark Greggo.”}

Easter Eggs

  • When Grundy asks the question, click on him to see Super Sam’s sig from the Forum. It features the question “If you are standing in an infinite abyss, how do you breathe?”

Fun Facts

  • Since the email was not fully answered, it will be re-done on a later date.
  • To understand the trio’s situation, read email 26, Distance.
  • In this email, we learn Dark Greggo is a grammar freak.
  • Broadway is a stage. Get over it.
  • The easter egg is a reference to Super Sam’s Forum sig, which can be seen here.


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