Awesomations!/Homestar Goes to College

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Homestar in College

Summary: Homestar and Strong Bad discuss their college days.

Page Title: (On Putfile) Putfile - Homestar in College
Page Title: (On Newgrounds) Homestar in College
Page Title: (On The Simpedia) Down with Plate Techtonics!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Places: The Field, Crazy Go Nuts University, A Mansion, A Dormatory

Date: December 9, 2005

Running Time: 2:38

Transcript

{Newgrounds preloader loads. Pressing "Play" will start the movie.}

{Music is playing in the background. "A New H*R Toon!" comes in. "Sort of" appears below it. Screen changes to say "It's called: HOMESTAR IN COLLEGE", followed by a long notice.}

{Cut to The Field. Music fades out. Homestar is standing there by himself. He sighs. Strong Bad walks in and looks at Homestar.}

STRONG BAD: What are you doing here, dumpface?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I’m thinkin’.

STRONG BAD: Is that even possible for you?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {thinking} Hmmm... you got me there.

{Cut to a closeup of Homestar's head.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Stwong Bad...

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} What?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Do you ever miss going to college?

{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad's head.}

STRONG BAD: Not really, man. I mean, all those gamma nerds, jocks, and hot college chi- whoa... That's right. Hot college chicks!

{Cut back to Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah. College was pretty awesome.

{cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: You better not be going into a flash-

{Strong Bad is interrupted as we cut to a black screen. "Let the Good Times Roll" by The Cars begins to play. There is some static, and "COLLEGE FLASHBACK SEQUENCE" comes in from the top of the screen.}

{The text goes out the right side of the screen. The black fades to the camera panning past Homestar. As the camera goes past, Homestar fades into his college self. His hat is blue and without a buzzer, and he's wearing a green shirt with "STOP PLATE TECHTONICS" written on it.}

{Fade to the outside of a university. There is a sign that says "WELCOME TO CGNU" near the bottom of the screen. When the words "good" and "times" are spoken in the song, the camera zooms in a little.}

{Fade to a dorm room. There is a bunk bed on the right, and some food, a speaker and a microwave on the left. Homestar is hanging off the bunk bed with his legs on the top bunk. He is moving to the music. After a few seconds, he falls off and hits his head on the floor.}

{Fade to Homestar in a laundry room. He takes two shirts out of a washing machine and places them in a bag. Cut to the inside of the washing machine, where Homestar can be seen taking out a bikini. Cut back to the laundry room, and Homestar throws the bikini away.}

{Fade to Homestar holding a lunch tray in a dining hall. In the background, there is a whiteboard with writing on it. There is food, some of which are labelled "Mayo", "Melonade", "Suudsu" and "Orange Juice" (only the "Or" is visible). Homestar leans over and looks at the food as some flies come out of the Mayo and fly around. Homestar leans back up as the scene fades back to The Field. The music ends and the camera zooms out from an extreme closeup of present-day Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa! That... was fwiggen sweet.

STRONG BAD: Agh... you know, on second thought, college was no place for someone as awesome as me. I belong in like, a huge mansion {cut to the outside of a mansion} with a couple of sports cars and some sexy housekeepers... {as Strong Bad says these things they appear onscreen} not some dorm {cut to the outside of a dormatory} that smells like old socks. {A sock appears onscreen.}

{Cut back to Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So... you don't miss anything?

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Nope.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But what about that tapioca pudding they served in the dining hall? That stuff was good.

STRONG BAD: {cut to Strong Bad} Tapioca? Homestar, that was mayo.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {cut to Homestar} Oh really? What were all those little wound things in it then?

STRONG BAD: {cut to Strong Bad} You probably don't want to know, man.

{Cut to a screen that says "The End!".}

{End credits.}

{After the credits, an animation appears similar to that of a TV screen powering down, and Homestar briefly leans in from the right.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {In authentic Matt voice} Oh man, that was terrible!

{A button that says "Play Again" comes up from the bottom of the screen.}

Fun Facts

• This movie score a 3.10 out of 5.00 on Newgrounds.
• Homestar's college shirt references Plate tectonics. By no coincidence, Jenny owns an identical shirt.
• The building that represents CGNU is a mental hospital in Jenny's hometown.
• The first shirt that Homestar pulls out of the washing machine is a Back to the Future shirt. The second shirt has the same design as the ducky shirt in flashback.
• The dorm that appears when Strong Bad is talking is actually Jenny's dorm.
• The sock that appears has a face on it.
• The sound clip used at the end of the movie is a quote from Homestarloween Party.
• Four things that are served are apparently Mayo, Suudsu, Orange juice, and Melonade.
• The sign in the background of the cafeteria scene says that the lunch menu options are veggie burgers, beef stew, and bronco trolleys.

External Links

• "Homestar Goes to College" page on Newgrounds
• watch "Homestar Goes to College" on Putfile
• watch "Homestar Goes to College" on The Simpedia
• view the Flash file for "Homestar Goes to College"