Other Character Email Gunhaver/Weapon
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Summary
Gunhaver makes a weapon, the DDDerbringer.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Firebert, Flashfight
Lines: 39
Transcipt
{Gunhaver is on his Delta 1001. He types in the following command.}
gunhaver_email.exe
GUNHAVER: Oh I've got the email and I got the email. The email.
{The following email pops up on the screen.}
Dear Gunhaver,
If you could make up any
weapon, what would it do
and what would it look like
Sincerely,
Ekul, Lukatia
GUNHAVER: {typing} Oh! It's Ekul and Lukatia again! But where is stupid name? Oh well, he must have been pushed off a building. Anyway, my weapon would be simple and complicated. Ooh, another one of those oxymorons, just like a way to describe Firebert's name.
{Cut to a blue screen.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} The weapon would be a gun. {A gun appears} Only, it wouldn't be a gun. {The gun disappears} Maybe it would be a gun. {The gun reappears} Anyway, it would shoot, um, golden bullets, you know, for quality. Then it would also provide invisibility, teleportation, and an escape pod to Texas. And then, it would look like a pen. {The gun turns into a ballpoint pen} And I'd call it, um, the Doom Doom Doomer Bringer, or DDDerbringer for short.
Narrator: {voiceover} Only available for the imagination of Gunhaver.
{Cut back to the Delta 1001 with Gunhaver on a new page.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} You know, I wish that the DDDerbringer was real. Wait... {Gunhaver picks up a ballpoint pen similar to the one from Gunhaver's imagination} I do have one! Awesome! With the doom of the DDDerbringer, I can bring doom, doom, and doomer!
{Cut to Firebert watching TV.}
TV Actress: Oh Julio! Julio! I think you burned your mustache off!
Julio: No, Ruliet, I sliced it off.
TV Actress: Oh Julio!
{Gunhaver comes with the pen and points it at Firebert.}
GUNHAVER: {makes some lame sound effects} Oh no! You've been hit by nine golden bullets! Awesome! Oh no! The enemy has spotted me. I gotta teleport! Nah, I'll go back to Texas. Froosh!
{Gunhaver just walks away while Firebert commences watching the soap drama, not noticing anything weird.}
{Cut to Flashfight's office, where he is writing on some paper. Gunhaver continues playing with the pen.}
GUNHAVER: Ha, ha, ha! You've been shot at. Now I got to be invisible and teleport. Kashing!
{Flashfight picks up a pencil and points it at Gunhaver.}
FLASHFIGHT: You'd better end zees eemail, or I'll shoot you weez zees DDDDerbringer!
{Cut back to the Delta 1001.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well Ekul and Lukatia, it was fun until Flashfight ruined the fun. You know what, I'm, going to, um, hope that the DDDerbringer, as well as some others, become accessories for the Cheat Commandos action figures.
{The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on action figures to see the following:
- DDDerbringer/Doom Doom Doomer Bringer
-Golden bullets
-Invisibility, teleportation, and escape pod to Texas
-Looks like a pen
- Click on the DDDerbringer to see the next weapon.
- Superwhacker
-Whacks
-Is a spoon
-Double attack power with some people
- Click on the Superwhacker to see the next weapon.
- Laser Blasta
-Blasts destructive lasers
-Uses batteries
-Looks like a straw
- Click on the Laser Blasta to see the last weapon.
- DDDDerbringer/Doom Doom Doom Doomer Bringer
-Is a pencil
-I guess it can threaten people
-Ruins all of the fun
Fun Facts
- Gunhaver talking about Ekul, Lukatia, and stupid name is a reference to Recreation.
- The escape pod to Texas is from the Nickelodeon cartoons Fairy Oddparents and Spongebob Squarepants.
- Julio and Ruliet are obviously parodying Romeo and Juliet.
- Froosh is from time capsule.
- The Easter egg is similar to the Easter egg from action figure.
