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Poopsmith Email #13

The Poopsmith has been digging stuff since 1936!

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, The Mortal Devil, Mr. Bossman, The Kidsmith, GAH Aquarium Officer, Strong Bad, The Cheat (as Pixelated)

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (Oh, they got me down, those almost-a-day-without-checking-an-email blues! They're tearin' up my insides!)

Hey Poopyman!
What's with that big pile of feces that you are shovling around! I
mean, why for the KOT and not for someone cool,
like... me!
-Pixelated (SF-WF-TPR) from GA



{He pronounces "shovling" as "showling", "GA" as "GAH!" and "Pixelated" as "Pixalattéd"}

POOPSMITH: (What, I haven't had enough employers already? I've been shoveling stuff for generations! Like, 1936...)

MR. BOSSMAN: Now, you shovel this marshmallow cream with my newest invention, the Showlenator!

MORTAL DEVIL: (The Showlenator? What a great name! I will do what you have suggested.) {Mr. Bossman hands him a perfectly normal shovel and he starts shoveling marshmallow cream.}

POOPSMITH: (Or, that guy in the GAH aquarium...)

GAH AQUARIUM OFFICER: Now, you get right to work digging this enormous pool for the starfish! Has to be 70 feet wide by 70 feet long by 70 feet deep!

KIDSMITH: (Yessir! I will do it for 17 bucks an hour!)

GAH AQUARIUM OFFICER: It's 0.7 bucks an hour!

POOPSMITH: (That king just came along and hired me when I got sucked into Free Country by that infernal pipe. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah! I have to shovel this poop for... Cookies. Strong Bad's cookies.)

STRONG BAD: You're fired! I needed those cookies, like four years ago!

POOPSMITH: (Oh, well. I was only being payed 1 cent an hour, anyway. So, I'll be glad to work for you, Pixelattéd.)

{A very pixelated The Cheat walks up to The Poopsmith.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} (Hey! Shovel some of the guacamole in Strongbadia so I can dip Strong Bad's emails in it!)

POOPSMITH: (How much am I getting payed?)

THE CHEAT: (0.7 pencil shavings an hour.)

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Pixelattéd to bring up a menu for a coffee restaurant, Pixelattéd.

Fun Facts

  • The Cheat was payed in pencil shavings in "lackey".
  • The Cheat wants to dip Strong Bad's emails in guacomole in "dreamail".
  • The line "I will do what you have suggested!" is from a web cartoon, "Waterman 7".


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