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| 10. Back To The Future - 1:52PM, Blursday 25th of June 20X6 (FCST) |
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Looks like I'm stuck in 20X6 for a while. The Beepy malfunctioned and sent me into the future. Convieniently, it then promptly exploded. So here I am, typing my blog for today on Stinkoman's computer. Gah. It's horrible in here. Kidstar won't stop going on about pudding, and Stinkoman comes up to me ever 5 minutes and asks me for a challenge. He's lying unconsicious on the floor now, because Squeaky knocked him out. Kidstar also... just a minute... Okay, Kidstar's let me know at a rather loud volume that his name is 1-Up. Okay. 1-Up also keeps on going on about how he was being kept captive, and then escaped and ate several tonnes of pudding somewhere in space. I found out how Stinkoman actually exists, you know. Strong Bad created Stinkoman and 1-Up, but by an incerdible coinci-thingey, in 20X6 people called Stinkoman and 1-Up with the exact same personalities exist! Well, Stinkoman's bugging me to use his computer, so I gotta go. Man, I need some pudding. Current mood: Footeristic Current flash movie: Windows RE v6X.5 - Super Clam |
| 9. Down With The Sickness - 6:44PM, Friday 24th of June 20X6 (FCST) |
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Today has been a real bummer. I've been in my cardboard box all day, due to the fact that I've been feeling unwell. It's probably because Strong Bad snuck some of the King's Butter-Da into my breakfast this morning. And now he knows where I live. That's gonna turn out real well. Well, since I've been stuck in box all day, all I had to entertain myself was the Beepy. I decided to watch "Strong Bad Email", and it was extremely boring and. funny After that I tuned into a bit of "Imitation Strong Bad Email". I'm glad the part where Strong Bad punched me in the face got cut out, because that would've been embarassing if it was broadcast... again... I couldn't get out of box, so when lunchtime came, I had to eat part of my box. It was actually quite tasty, and I was snacking on it for the rest of the day. After lunch, I browsed the InstaNet. Did you know that Beepy is capable of travelling through time? I decided not to go that far, but instead I just browsed the future InstaNet. There's this e-mail show called "Tampo Email", and I was surprised when I saw myself in that giant brain incident! I guess they have time travel too. When I got bored browsing the future InstaNet, I decided to write this entry. Anyway, I'm going to take a nap now, so... this is odd. The InstaNet browser won't shut down. And now the Beepy's glowing! Oh boy. This is going to get worse before it gets better. I'd Warning - InstaNet error. Travelling to 20X6...
Eep. I'd better log off now. Current mood: Sickyness Current flash movie: Itchy & Scratchy 1 - Matty Jorissen |
| 8. You're Scaring The Civilians - 12:32pm, Thursday 23rd of June 2005 (FCST) |
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I decided to go for a walk yesterday, which is why I didn't write a blog entry. I guess it makes up for, the day I did two. So, I was on a walk. During that walk I saw all the other residents of Free Country USA. Some encounters were pleasant, while others were not so pleasant. I shall now list to you the encounters I encountered on my walk: 1. Marzipan - My house is right next to Marzipan's house, and she was on the lawn with her vegetable choir and Carol. I decided to sit down and listen. When it was over, I congratulated Marzipan on the great performance, which sounded like, "Dancing monkies listening to summer spring." When she asked about my eggplant and spoon, I told her the bad news. I comforted her, then continued on my walk. 2. The Cheat - After he caught me using his computer, The Cheat has something against me, more-so then usual. He chased me around in a circle for a little while, but then I ran around the side of the screen and up to the top. The Cheat looked confused and his head exploded. I wobbled on with my walk. 3. Strong Sad - I was nearing the Strong household when I encounted Strong Sad. I realised I was still on the top of the screen and I came down. He talked to me about the meaning of life, and my take was, "Blue Ribbon tastes like video tapes." He said that was the most meaningful thing he had ever heard from somebody other then himself. .4 Strong Bad - This didn't go down to well. I had only wobbled up to him when Strong Bad punched me in the gut. I decided to leave it at that. I moved around the back of the house and waited until I could regain my breath. 5. Strong Mad - After I regained my breath, I moved on with my walk. As I went around the side of the house, I saw Strong Mad reading Alphabunny. After what happened last time, I just ran as fast as I could. Luckily, he was too engrossed in his book to take any notice of me. 6. The Poopsmith - My next stop was the King of Town's castle. I said, "Moo!" to the Poopsmith, and he gave me a friendly nod. It's funny - I never thought I had any friends, but I guess after the Brain incident people have come to like me. There are still a few people who remain unchanged though, as I think you can tell. 7. The King of Town - The King of Town was eating some Butter-Da when I came in. I don't see how something with that kind of motto and disclaimer can be good, but the KoT will eat anything with the word "Butter" in it. I joined him for a little, but after 2 minutes I started feeling woozy. I wobbled over to the royal lavertry as fast as possible. 8. Bubs - This was my shortest stop. I walked in front of Bubs Concession Stand, and Bubs slammed down the roller door. I moved on. 9. Pom Pom - Some people are my friends and some are my enemies, but Pom Pom is sort of neutral. I encounted him at the Stick,we had a bit of a chat, you know, until Pom Pom got a call on his cell phone. He looked annoyed when I continued talking, so I moved on. 10 Homestar Runner - Oh, man. Me and Homestar had such a great time. We went over to that Marshmellow place and we had a great time. I told him about my eggplant, and he seemed to cheer me up. We had to leave when Homestar started to eat other customer's marshmellows. As we walked outside, we waved farewell and went our different ways. 1`. Coach Z - Last stop, Crazy Go Nuts University. I went past the football field and met Coach Z. I told him about my eggplant, and he said, "Well, gee Homesar. Losing an eggplant is like a great sports play..." I decided to be polite and I listened to the last three and a half hours of his speech. After that, I went home. 12. Homsar - Did you know I have a mirror in my house? Well, I do. So now you know what people think of me. I hope another washing machine attacks the Strong brothers, so I can go and save them. Then they might be my friends. Current mood: Freeendly Current flash movie: Simpsons Toxic Boogie 2 - Dekathos |
| 7. The Art of Flashing - 3:10pm, Tuesday 21st of June 2005 (FCST) |
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I played Connect 4 with Strong Sad today. He's better then me, and I lost my jengajam. Since I was in the Strong residence, I decided to take a shot at making a Flash movie. Luckily The Chort wasn't around, so I snuck in and used his computer. The movie didn't quite turn out as I had imagined. Turns out you actually need skill to create a Flash movie. I first planned it to be a short movie ,with me and Homeschool saving the world from Strong Bad. It didn't really work - it looked more like a funny-coloured blob and a stick with a mouth flying into a red muffin. It wasn't good enough for Newgrounds, apparently. It finished off with a score of 0.02. Some guy called Jaylaw_theman felt sorry for me. So, that's all the Flash animating I'm going to be doing in a while. The Chort came back and found me on his computer, and then Strong Mad got involved. I just hid behind Marzipan until they went away. It's a good thing I didn't give my address out before. All this running has made me tired. I'm going to sleep in my cardboard box. Aaahhhh... pshoooo... EDIT: I uploaded my flash movie. You can find it here. Current mood: Slorpy Current flash movie: The Red Muffin - Homsar |
| 6. There's No Place Like Home-sar - 10:48am, Monday 20th of June 2005 (FCST) |
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When people ask me... wait... lett me rephrase that... if a person were to ask me, "Homsar, what is your home like", I wouldn't know what to say. Mainly because it would come out as, "Marbles are dropping from the salad." But since I've got this neat Jibberish-to-Word program I've told you about, you can learn the scoop behind my house. Not to mention the ice-cream scoop I've got behind my house... First off, the house I live in was designed by Homeschool. He was quite the builder. Now, once you step through the front door, you'll be in the living room. There's a widescreen TV (with all the extras), two couches, and a Stereo Surround Sound System. It's also where I've got all my photos of my family hanging up. The two rooms to the right of the living room are just the bedrooms - nothing fancy, one of them has a bunk bed and the other one (that's my room) has my cardboard box. It's also got a hat rack where I hang Squeaky when I'm asleep. Ah, it's so nice when it's a cold morning to just sleep in in my cardboard box. I've also got Of course, they both have all the regulars such as dressing table, mirror, etc, et,c Let's move on. If you go through the front door and through the living room, to your right is another bedroom. This one has the regular bedroom features, as well as a TV, DVD Player, video player and a computer. No, that's not the one I use. Go out the bedroom and turn left, that's where the bathroom is. Nothing fancy there. Also adjoining to the living room is the kitchen. You know, there's a fridge, microwave, freezer, cupboards, cups, boards, yadda yadda yadda. Past the kitchen is the dining room. Next to the dining room are some stairs. Downstairs is the laundry, and another bedroom. That bedroom is the same as the previous bedroom, except instead of the computer, is where I keep the Beepy! So, now you know my house. I've also got a frontyard and a backyard. The backyard has that ice-cream scoop I let you know about before! I'm not really willing to disclose my address though, because otherwise Strong Bad will probably pay me a few unpleasent visits. AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! And please excuse the bad pun in today's blog title. I couldn't think of a better one. Current mood: Prow-ood Current flash movie: Rocket Project - Domagoj Leskarac |
