Other Character Email The Unguraits/Number 1

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The Unguraits, Kyle, and 1-Up use Stinkoman's Spaceship to find and/or rescue Contestro and Unguraits #'s 3 & 4. Contestro tries to escape.

Cas (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Kyle, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Contestro Sevornkey, Guard, CCS 5000, Doomsday, Possessed Squid

Transcript

{Fade in to Stinkoman's house}

UNGURAIT #1: How are we gonna rescue them? We don't have a spaceship.

1-UP: Stinkoman has one. And it has hyper drive!

KYLE: Let's go! {Cut to the outside of Stinkoman's house. The spaceship flies off from the back. Stinkoman walks towards the house and goes in.}

STINKOMAN: {from inside} Hey, where'd my ship go??

{Cut to the inside of the ship. Outr the window, we can see stars flying by quickly through space.}

UNGURAIT #2: Wait, what makes you so sure they're in space?

1-UP: Well, seeing as how we went through a portal, not a door, there must be another way to get to their lair.

UNGURAIT #2: Good enough for me.

{Cut to the Delta guys' dungeon. Contestro and Unguraits #'s 3 & 4 are trapped behind a force field. One guard is standing to the left of the force field.}

CONTESTRO: Don't worry. I'll get us outta here! If I press this, {holds up a remote control} the RDC robot will come here and go on a blood-thirsty rampage. {presses button, long pause} Any second now...

{Cut to Stinkoman's Spaceship.}

UNGURAIT #1: Does this spaceship have a computer?

1-UP: Does Phillip Banks want seconds? It's in the central control system.

{Cut to the CCS. The Unguraits turn on the computer}

COMPUTER: Hello, new user. I am the CCS 5000. Who are you?

UNGURAIT #1: We are the Unguraits.

CCS 5000: What would you like to do?

UNGURAIT #1: Check our email. {CCS 5000 brings up the following email}

Now, Mr #1,
I need to know:
Do you think of yourself greater
than the other 3 unguraits.
Probably giving you a 
fever of not enough emails,

Hopefully not, Count X

UNGURAIT #1: Where's the keyboard?

CCS 5000: All typing is voice activated.

UNGURAIT #1: Sweet. {as he speaks the following words, words appear on the screen} Well, Count, I never really thought about it. I may be the leader, but I've got enough power seeing as how I star in most of the emails and the others are just in the background. Without me, they wouldn't be big stars!

UNGURAIT #2: I'm right here, you know.

UNGURAIT #1: Yeah, I know.

{Cut to The Field. Doomsday is walking, his arms still severed.}

DOOMSDAY: When I find those Ungurats or that Strong Bad doppleganger I shall kill them! But I really need to fix my arms first. But how? {Possessed Squid walks by} Squid!

POSSESSED SQUID: What?

DOOMSDAY: I need you to help me get my arms fixed!

POSSESSED SQUID: I have a better idea. {He picks up Doomsday and rips his legs off. He throws him to the ground on his round side and leaves.}

DOOMSDAY: Hey! Get back here! {attempts to get up} Please?

{The Paper}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Doomsday to see this easter egg.

{Cut to the Banks' house. Zoom in on the door. 1-Up is literally thrown out the door.}

Fun Facts

• Phillip Banks is a character from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
  • The joke of him wanting seconds refers to the running gag of Will making jabs at his weight.
  • The easter egg is based on another running gag of throwing the character Jazz out the door, usually after offending a family member, usually Phil.