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HOMESTAR EMAIL WIKI SENDER== Wanna send Homestar an email without ever touching an email client? Look no further, for the Homestar Mailer is here! Type out your email in the space below. Please put your email in pre tags to avoid clutter.

Send an Email

HOMESTAR!!! YOU'RE COMPUTER IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
 Dear Homestar,
If you want to be all cool like Strong Bad, why don't you try getting tips from The Cheat? He can be nice sometimes. 
Love, Delila (Lily). 
Dear Homestar,
I have noticed your voice has DRASTICALLY changed. Did you swallow a 9-year old and the took over your voice chords? And what happened to Strong Bad? Did he swallow a 10-year old? What happened to your keyboard?
Someone generic ending,
Generic. 
Homestar dear,
これを読むことができれば日本語である。
Haysi Fantayzee
 Dear Homestar,
What is your bottom 12?
From KickCheat


Dear homestar,
How many pounds of wood could a woodchuck
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck an antelope?
-George
PS: Please forward this to Stwong Baaaaaddd
Dear homestar
HAve you eve gotten any weird emails like "send this to your freinds or your head will explode?

            from Choco
p.s. send this to everyone you know or your head will explode.

Homestar..
Oh yes, someone just asked me to tell you that your mystery prize
is in town located between these mountains. Do you know what it means?
Dear Homestar,
This is your long lost brother, Homeschool. You might not remember
me, but ah, well. Use time_travel.exe to go to 20X6
-Homeschool
 We all want to know Homestar.
Is Homsar your brother? Or not?
-Dylan
Dear Homestar Runner,
What would you do if you switched
bodies with Strong bad for
one day?
-Jeffery
Dear Homestar,
If marshmellows came alive what would you do?
your watever,
Genstar Morenner
Dear Homestar
How do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
Your friend,
Dylan
Hey Awaystar,
I'm trying to run a business but I don't
know what it should be about? What would
your business do if you had one? And do
you have one?
 - Sahm
Australia
Dear Homestar,
Arn't You mad at the cheat for breaking your computer? what are going to do for revenge?
Your friend 
Homefic
 Dear Homestar,
Do you always flub your lines on TV commericals?
The 386
Dear Homestar Runner
You should make your own cooking show. I think you would be great!
From, NachoMan
Dear Homestar,
What's with your accent? Is it possible for you to talk without having all your r's as w's?
From, Prof. Tor Coolguy
Dear H*R,
What would it be like if Strong Bad wasn't alive?
-Some Guy
P.S.-Please kill his Lappy! FORCE HIM TO USE A CELL PHONE!

Dear my favorite charachter,

I am hungry and I live in your town.

Homestar Tiger hr.png thorax.png


StrongStar Dear
Wii meet again the nintendo wii is out wiirus,mii,fii,pii,liie,yii,dii,iie,sii,ree,mee,pee,dee,doo,poo

Your Bigest indrustial(is that spelled right) sized fan,
Luke Landspeeder

Dear H*R, I love your emails! Way better than those Sbmails! Which reminds me, Do you have any fancy names for your emails? Like...Starmails? much love and marshmallows, Kaharri

Hi Homestar,

How's it hanging? I was wondering what it would be like if you married your girlfriend, Marzipan.

-Zachery

Dear Homestar,
Respond to this email in the funniest way ever.
From Sam

 To Homestar.
I might come to your town tonight! I'll like to visit you, but I
can't get out of the book 'Koldo, the artic warrior'! Can ya help
me?
From Koldo.

P.S. I am actually Megacoolguy.