Other Character Email The Unguraits/Weapons
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Another email.
Cast(In order of appearance): Contestro Sevornkey, Elly, Andrew, The Unguraits
Transcript
CONTESTRO: You'll pay.
Dear Unguraits,
If your transportation of choice was a robotic
cardboard box, and you had in control of a very
awesome nuke, what would you do?
Confused to extent full am,
Markie
CONTESTRO: Umm...{typing} If I had a robotic cardboard box, I would...wait. What's that? A thing made of remote-cotrolled boxes? Well, if I had a nuke, I would attack the Cheat Commandos. {not typing} Wow, that was short.
{Cut to Elly's ship.}
ELLY: What? The Unguraits are stuck in the future? How can I kill them?
ANDREW: They've been stuck in the future for 2 emails, and you're just now finding this out?
ELLY: Yes. Well, let's ruin Contestro's life. That should satisfy me.
{Cut back to Contestro's Lair. Contestro's asleep on the couch.}
CONTESTRO: {in his sleep} I hate that name you jerkface Gunhaver!
{CRASH! (This happens too much)}
{Contestro wakes up}
ELLY: We are here to ruin your life!
CONTESTRO: What did I ever do to you?
ELLY: I'm cruel. {starts to attack Contestro with her axe} YAAAHHHHHHH!!!
{Cut to the jail cell}
UNGURAIT #1: How are we gonna escape?
UNGURAIT #3: I don't know. Wait! I've got it! We'll fly out using our {pulls out 4 jet packs} jet packs that Stankaman gave us!
UNGURAIT #1: When did he do that?
UNGURAIT #3: In the last email during the flashback.
UNGURAIT #1: Oh, yeah.
{They strap on the jet packs, and break out. They get the time rings, and go back to the past at their house.}
UNGURAIT #1: Where's the Steely?
{Contestro comes in, looking mauled, carrying the Steely.}
CONTESTRO: {weakly} here it is...
UNGURAIT #1: Huh...well, let's check some emails.
Nothin'
UNGURAIT #1: What? Well, looks like this is gonna be cut short. Sorry.
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click "robotic cardboard box" in the email to see one.
