Homestarmy Men Online/SBLOUNSKCHED Factory

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There are holes blasted into the ground lots sticky cheese on the ground. You see vats for every ingredient to a SBLOUNSKCHED bar. An indestructable generator is in the middle (yo can turn it on & off with the control panel, currently on.), and on the North edge there's a control panel. It can change the shape of the SBLOUNSKCHED bars (it's currently set as shovels), and manipulate machinery arms (they can pick up anything and shoot missles.).

Actions

The_Mu₂... eats... a SBLOUNSKCHED?

The_Mu₂ jumps in the marshmallow vat.

El_Bounty sets the shape of the SBLOUNSKCHED bar to hundred-dollar bills. Then he uses the machinery arms to grab the generator and shake it wildly. It explodes, damaging the arms and releasing SBLOUNSKCHED bars. El_Bounty takes a pair of scissors and opens as many candy wrappers as he can.

Eric sets the SBLOUSKCHED's shape to a floppy disk and eats it. Then he says "I'm feeling SBLOUNSKCHED!"

El_Bounty kicks Eric away from the control panel. El_Bounty then moves the arms around, but they suddenly shoot out missles. The missles blow into the vat, which tips and spills out everything inside, including The_Mu.

Eric Double Deuces El_Bounty.

Fireboy SBLOUNSKCHED'S everyone not on the Strongstarmy side.

Conraver dodges the SBLOUNSKCHEDs thrown at him, he then sets the shape of the SBLOUNSKCHED to an Anchor, he then throws the new Anchor shaped SBLOUNSKCHEDs at everyone not Independant.

Eric eats all the SBLOUNSKCHED's thrown at him. Then he throws floppy-shaped SBLOUNSKSHED's randomly

Fireboy melts all SBLOUNSKCHEDs thrown at him, and uses Fire Punch on Conraver

Conraver dodges the fire punch. He then punches Fireboy into the control panel, damaging it.

Fireboy somehow fixes the controls and puts nuts in the recipe, then proceeds to burninate Conraver.

Conraver throws a SBLOUNSKCHED bar at the flame that was approaching him and jumps out of the way. He damages the controls so the shape is now Dollar Sign Pants, a mixture of a Dollar sign and Strong Bad's Pants and throws them at the next two people to post.

El_Bounty finally recovers from Eric's double deuce. He gets back into the action and eats the SBLOUNSKCHED bar thrown at him. He then takes some candy wrappers scattered on the ground and throws them at Fireboy, Eric, and Conraver, hoping they get papercuts.

Fireboy doesn't get a papercut, but Fire Deuces El_Bounty for trying to give him one.

Eric dodges all the candy wrappers.

El_Bounty's hat catches fire. Forgetting to stop, drop, and roll, he runs into Eric, and then finally rolls into some licorice colloid and liquid nougat to cool off.

Eric gets on fire and jumps into some black chocolate giant-pot-thing and drinks all the liquid chocolate.

Seamus fixes the generator and makes it indestructible. He then hits a secret button that transforms the factory into a giant robot.

Fireboy hits the robot form abort button.

El_Bounty sets the shape to tiny little chocolate clockwork robots. Since the machine is damage, it goofs up the robots to become actual robots! Then he makes the robots to start setting the self-destruct button.

Fireboy warns all the workers to get out of the factory before it explodes. He then proceeds to fight El_Bounty.

El_Bounty dashes off, grabs a giant cookie log, and bonks Fireboy over the head with it.

Fireboy recovers from the attack and activates Fury Fire mode (cheap as free!), then heavily burninates El_Bounty.

Seamus rips off all the robots heads, then aborts the self destruct sequence. Then he rips off Fireboy's head and sticks it on a stake.

El_Bounty looks at Fireboy's severed head, cringes in digust, and beats Seamus over the head with the stake. Then he starts the self destruct again.

Seamus permanently stops the self destruct, then rips off El_Bounty's head and puts it on a stake.

El_Bounty is glad that he used a El_Bounty droid that explodes if its head is ripped off. He blows away Seamus's ashes, then just sets bombs everywhere if self-destruct won't work.

Fireboy has two lives left, thankfully. He gets ready to totally burninate Seamus.

El_Bounty runs out of the factory to safety as Fireboy's fire powers will probably ignite the bombs.

Seamus walks into the factory, after having lunch at McPlanet, then playing some D&D with his friends(yes I am a D&D nerd).He notices they killed someone who was such a huge fan of him as to make himself look like seamus in every way. Then, finding several bombs on the floor, stuffs them down Fireboy's throat.

Fireboy, unable to digest the bombs, throws them up all over Seamus.

El_Bounty watches in amazement as the bombs hit Seamus and explode on him. It causes a chain reaction that makes all the other bombs explode, thus destroying the factory. It leaves the place is ruins.

Fireboy rebuilds the place in the blink of an eye, then sets the shape of SBLOUNSKCHED bars to miniture versions of him.

Seamus pulls a reset button out of his pocket, thus resetting the items.

The_Mu₂ ARRGHs. All the stuff is gone's!

El_Bounty runs back inside, and uses the machinery missiles to wear big holes in the ground. He then jumps into one, and throws Koopa shells out of the hole.

Eric keeps turning on and off the generator, thus damaging it and making it almost explode. Then he says "Whee!".

Fireboy throws one of his special Fire Bombs down the hole. It explodes and El_Bounty is thrown out of it.

El_Bounty is actually thrown up in the air. He throws a wrench at Fireboy, which hits him and is flying toward Seamus. Then El_Bounty falls into a different hole.

Awesome_reynold Throws up after sampling a new cheese SBLOUNSKCHED in production, therefore cheesing the place.

El_Bounty takes a cheeseball (El_Bounty is wearing gloves, of course!) and throws it at Awesome_reynold.

Homestar tiger Turns a bolt on a conveyer belt, causing it to swing and locks everybody (Except him and Seamus) Against the wall. He turns another bolt, turns another conveyer belt, and locks all thier hands(Except him and Seamus).

Fireboy₂ breaks the locks on him and all other Strongstarmy members, then burninates Homestar tiger for trying that.

Homestar tiger Somehow... lives. He is now just a running fireball an burnitates Fireboy₂ back. Then he conveyer belt-locks all the other players (Except Seamus) again.

Fireboy₂ says that he is immune to burnination and breaks the locks on him and all other Strongstarmy members again.

Homestar tiger Gets really mad, and breaks and throws half the junk at the all the Strongstarmy members (Yet again, not Seamus) and the rest at Fireboy₂. He throws a bomb at Fireboy₂'s pile and runs with Seamus to a bomb proof room. The bomb goes off.

...Yet when the smoke clears, nothing is damaged. Homestar tiger threw a smoke bomb, not an asploding bomb! Fireboy₂ throws the junk at the wall leading to the bomb-proof room and welds it on. Homestar tiger and Seamus are trapped!

Homestar_tiger Looks around quickly, but he finds nothing. Suddenly something catches his eye. An asploding bomb! He lights it, and swallows it, Seamus gets somewhere safe, and...

POOM!

Homestar tiger fats up and sharp pieces of shrapnel go flying! Homestar tiger and Seamus are safe!

Unfortunatley, one of the EXTREMLEY sharp pieces hit Fireboy₂ in the heart.

Fireboy₂ says that there is no shrapnel in his heart for the room is bomb-proof inside and out. And that you two are still trapped. Or rather Seamus is still trapped, as Homestar tiger blew him/her/it? self up.

Homestar tiger EATS Fireboy₂ and chews him up into little tiny pieces...

and then promptly spontainiously combusts. Fireboy₂ has 1 life left. He grabs a Koopa Shell and performs the infinite life trick.

Lord cheat uses his rock magic to lift the bomb proof room on a pillar of rock. he then uses his wind and water magic to erode one of the walls and grants Seamus a way out. he then gets really anoyed at fireboy and uses water magic to extinguesh him.

Fireboy₂ is really getting cheesed off with people extingiushing his flame, so he lights a piece of magnesium and puts it in a jar of oxygen, blinding everyone else in the vicinity.

Chat

The_Mu: Hey, this is good! Y2K turned out alright! You got SBLOUNSKCHED!

El_Bounty: Ooo, fireworks...

Seamus: Wow, they like it! They really like it!!

Fireboy : Why you little! TAKE THIS!!!

Homestar tiger : I came out of no-where! I came out of no-where!

Homestar tiger : Hah! Take that, waterboy!

Fireboy₂: It's FIREBOY! And you're trapped. Time for my evil laugh. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Homestar tiger We escaped! We escaped! We escaped! I'm a genius! You're a dumb WATERBOY! PBTHHHTH!

Homestar tiger : I wish I didn't have to do this, but-

Lord cheat : fire boy, i'm afraid it's terminal no more fire from you!

Fireboy₂ : Shut the frig up, Lord cheat!

Fireboy₂ : Ah, the reaction between magnesium and oxygen, thus producing magnesium oxide. Who knew chemistry was such fun?