PBTC The Cheat Email/the lost email!

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PBTC The Cheat Email #3 The Lost Email

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, The Cheat from Email #4, Homestar

Summary

It's The Lost Email, Charie Brown!

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmailmail! {Types Lostcheatmail.exe; message pops up} 

 You have '''1''' lost email. Type C to Check!

{The Cheat types "C"} 

Here We GO again on your own!

{email pops up} 

Dear Cheaty,
Please go in your time machine and do
something to affect the future!
Your homie,
Idoujadslcm gsms,xjc ;heg.k!

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Cheaty, Please go in my time machine and do something to affect the future. Your homie? Wait, hold the phone! My homie is and has been since 2004 {name disclosed for the present time}! From Idoujadslcm gsms,xjc ;heg.k! {pronounces it I-dow-jansel- cum-jums-ex-jay-cee-space-semi-hegdotK}

STRONG BAD: {walks onscreen} Here The Cheat, have a time machine! Use it to affect the future please! {sets a huge door in front of The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: Sure. {steps into the door and appears in a room that looks like an elevator} Well, I could go back in time and not try to pronounce that guy's name. I know! I'll go to Email #4 friends and make the friggin' Boooombox and Orange Hallucinations explode! It's the perfect crime! {Walks to the front of the time machine and clicks a button} To Email #4! {the screen goes black. The Cheat appears behind The Boooombox while The "future" The Cheat" breakdances} Oh, hey Booooomy! How 'bout a ride in my Chrysler! {pulls out a lighter with the Chrystler logo on it and burninates the Boooombox. The Cheat quickly runs behind The Orange Hallucinations} I'm so sorry, Mrs. Hallucinations, but your time on this desk is up. Enjoy Nebulon's intergalactic desk! {whispers} Hey! Homestar! Come here!

HOMESTAR: {whispering loudly and obnoxiously} Why are we wispering?

THE CHEAT: Nevermind! Just watch my yo-yo! {pulls out a yo-yo} {dreamily} You are getting sleeeeeeeeeepy! Very Sleeeeeeeeeeeepy!

HOMESTAR: {still loudly and obnoxiously} I am getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeepy! Veeeeeerrrrryyyyy Sleepy!

THE CHEAT: Now I will give you some computer parts, and you will eat them!

HOMESTAR: Yes! Very Yes!

THE CHEAT: {hands Homestar a modem} Eat it, Bucko!

HOMESTAR: Yep! {swallows modem} Yuuuuuuumy!

THE CHEAT: Now eat this! {hands Homestar a device with a label "Internal Device Telling Orange Hallucinations Not To Explode". Homestar eats it} Now, lastly, You must tell the future me that Homsar did something real-a-real bad! When I snap my fingas, you will do as I tell you! {Homestar nods} Bye! {The Cheat runs toward the huge door that The Future The Cheat doesn't seem to notice and jumps through, snapping at the last possible moment}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen talking to Future The Cheat} Hey Cheat!

{cut back to The Cheat back at the computer}

THE CHEAT: Confused yet? Ya, me, too!{The printer does its thing and the CD reads "Now stop bugging me about a lost email!"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the printer to watch PBTC The Cheat Email #4.

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • This is actually the 17th email PBTC The Cheat has checked, not the 3rd.



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